Miscellany

[AUTOEXEC.BAT]
@echo off
goto owned
:owned
echo :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X 
echo :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O
echo :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S
echo     Hey there! You've entered the "Dang I wish I wouldnt
echo     have messed with Jay" game!  Hold on tight! This may
echo     be a bumpy ride! Let the games begin :)
echo :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l 
echo :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P 
echo :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D :) :X :O :S :l :P :D
cmd
goto owned