Liver of Steel
Chronic Indigestion
Torso Awaregness (HP)
CLEESH
Thrust-Smack (HP)
Lunging Thrust-Smack (HP)
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing (HP)
Hide of the Otter (HP)
Tongue of the Walrus (HP)
Hide of the Walrus (HP)
Eye of the Stoat (HP)
Rage of the Reindeer (HP)
Pulverize (HP)
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (HP)
Snarl of the Timberwolf (HP)
Patience of the Tortoise
Headbutt
Skin of the Leatherback (HP)
Shieldbutt (HP)
Armorcraftiness (HP)
Empathy of the Newt (HP)
Tenacity of the Snapper
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
Amphibian Sympathy (HP)
Kneebutt
Hero of the Half-Shell (HP)
Tao of the Terrapin (HP)
Pastamastery (HP)
Leash of Linguini (HP)
Springy Fusilli (HP)
Advanced Saucecrafting (HP)
Mad Looting Skillz (HP)
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation (HP)
Advanced Cocktailcrafting (HP)
Ambidextrous Funkslinging (HP)
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting (HP)
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (HP)
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (HP)