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on *:INPUT:#:{ 
  if ( $1 == .cb ) { mode $chan +b ~c: $+ $2 }
  if ( $1 == .-cb ) { mode $chan -b ~c: $+ $2 }
  if ( $1 == .b ) { mode $chan +b $address($2,3) }
  if ( $1 == .-b ) { mode $chan -b $mask($address($2,3) {,2) }
  if ( $1 = .mute ) { mode $chan +b ~q: $+ $address($2,3) }
  if ( $1 = .unmute ) { mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($2,3) }
  if ( $1 = .v ) { mode $chan +v $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .-v ) { mode $chan -v $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .h ) { mode $chan +h $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .-h ) { mode $chan -h $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .o ) { mode $chan +o $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .-o ) { mode $chan -o $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .q ) { mode $chan +q $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .-q ) { mode $chan -q $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .aoq ) { mode $chan +aoq $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .ao ) { mode $chan +ao $2 $2 }
  if ( $1 = .-aoq ) { mode $chan -aoq $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .-ao ) { mode $chan -ao $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .i ) { invite $$2 $chan }
  if ( $1 = .ic ) { invite $$2 $$3 }
  if ( $1 = .j ) { join $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .e ) { mode $chan +e $address($2,3) }
  if ( $1 = .-e ) { mode $chan -e $address($2,3) }
  if ( $1 = .mode ) { mode $chan $$2 }
  if ( $1 == .iv ) { mode $chan +I $address($2,3) }
  if ( $1 == .-iv ) { mode $chan -I $mask($address($2,3) {,2) }
  if ( $1 = .a ) { mode $chan +a $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .-a ) { mode $chan -a $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .add ) { cs access $chan add $$2 $3 }
  if ( $1 = .rem ) { cs access $chan del $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .unig ) { unignore $3 }
}