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<?php
$cookie_file = "C:\\Documents and Settings\\{1337}\\Application Data\\Mozilla\\Firefox\\Profiles\\1tvofrmh.default\\cookies.txt";
function getNeedleBetween($haystack, $start, $end)
{
	$schf_ptr = strpos($haystack, $start);
	$echf_ptr = strpos($haystack, $end, $schf_ptr);
	$chf_ptr = $schf_ptr + strlen($start);
	$chf_diff = $echf_ptr - $chf_ptr;
	if($chf_diff < 1)
	{
		return "";
	}
	$chf = substr($haystack, $chf_ptr, $chf_diff);
	return($chf);
}

function cURLpost($url, $postvars)
{
	$curl = curl_init();
	global $cookie_file;
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $url);  
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_USERAGENT, "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.1) Gecko/20061204 Firefox/2.0.0.1");
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, 1);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_REFERER, $url); 
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYHOST, false);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
	//curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_PROXY, 'localhost:8118');
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_POST, 1);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_HEADER, 1);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, $postvars);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_COOKIEFILE, $cookie_file);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_COOKIEJAR, $cookie_file);
	$result = curl_exec ($curl);
	if(!$result)
	{
		return (0);
	}
	curl_close ($curl);
	return($result);
}

function cURLget($url)
{
	$curl = curl_init();
	global $cookie_file;
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $url);  
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_USERAGENT, "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.1) Gecko/20061204 Firefox/2.0.0.1");
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_REFERER, $url); 
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYHOST, false);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, 1);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_POST, 0);
	//curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_PROXY, 'localhost:8118');
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_HEADER, 0);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_COOKIEFILE, $cookie_file);
	curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_COOKIEJAR, $cookie_file);
	$result = curl_exec ($curl);
	if(!$result)
	{
		return (0);
	}
	curl_close ($curl);
	return($result);
}

function tinyurl($url)
{
	$url = urlencode($url);
	$submit = urlencode("Make TinyURL!");
	$page = cURLpost("http://tinyurl.com/create.php", "url=$url&");
	$tinyurl = getNeedleBetween($page, "<blockquote><b>http://tinyurl.com/", "</b><br><small>");
	return "http://tinyurl.com/$tinyurl";
}

function XMLtime2UNIX($timestamp)
{
	//example timestamp 2007-12-20T14:42:16-06:00
	//note: this is only accurate to the nearest minute. doesn't compute seconds in the ret timestamp.
	//date
	$d1 = explode("T", $timestamp);
	$d1_e = explode("-", $d1[0]);
	$d_year = $d1_e[0];
	$d_month = $d1_e[1];
	$d_day = $d1_e[2];
	//time
	$d2_e = explode(":", $d1[1]);
	$t_hour = $d2_e[0];
	$t_minute = $d2_e[1];
	return mktime($t_hour, $t_minute, 0, $d_month, $d_day, $d_year);
}

function updateNick()
{
	$handle = fopen("c:\\nowplaying.xml", "r");
	$data = fread($handle, filesize("c:\\nowplaying.xml"));
	$title = getNeedleBetween($data, "<title>","</title>");
	$artist = getNeedleBetween($data, "<artist>","</artist>");
	$length = getNeedleBetween($data, "<time>","</time>");
	$s_timestamp = XMLtime2UNIX(getNeedleBetween($data, "<song timestamp=\"", "\">"));
	$newstatus = "(8)$title - $artist(8)";
	if((time() - $s_timestamp) > ($length + 60))
	{
		$newstatus = "^_^";
	}
	$find_window = @mb_SysGetProcAddr('user32.dll','FindWindowA');
	$get_window_text = @mb_SysGetProcAddr('user32.dll','GetWindowTextA');
	$hWND = @mb_SysCallProc($find_window,'Valve001',0);
	if($hWND > 0)
	{
		$malloc = @mb_SysMalloc(2048);
		$window_text = @mb_SysCallProc($get_window_text,$hWND,$malloc,2048);
		$window_title = @mb_SysGetString($malloc);
		mt_setvar('isgaming', "1");
	} else {
		if(mt_getvar('isgaming') == "1")
		{
			mb_PSetMyStatus("AIM", ID_STATUS_ONLINE);
			mb_PSetMyStatus("MSN", ID_STATUS_ONLINE);
			mb_PSetMyAwayMsg("MSN", $newstatus);
		}
		mt_setvar('isgaming', "0");
	}
	if(mt_getvar('isgaming') == "1")
	{
		$newstatus = "Playing a game: $window_title";
		mb_PSetMyStatus("AIM", ID_STATUS_AWAY);
		mb_PSetMyStatus("MSN", ID_STATUS_OCCUPIED);
		mb_PSetMyAwayMsg("MSN", $newstatus);
		mb_PSetMyAwayMsg("AIM", $newstatus);
		mt_setvar('status', $newstatus, 1);
		echo($newstatus."\n");
	}
	elseif(mt_getvar('status') != $newstatus)
	{
		mb_PSetMyAwayMsg("MSN", $newstatus);
		mt_setvar('status', $newstatus, 1);
		echo($newstatus."\n");
	}
	fclose($handle);
}

function mbe_MsgIn($cid,$body,$timestamp,$known) 
{ 
  if(strip_tags($body) == "mbe_ShutDown") 
  { 
	$cid_uin = mb_CGetUIN($cid);
    mb_MsgSend($cid, "Fuck you too, $cid_uin");
    return 0;
  }
  if(substr(strip_tags($body), 0, 11) == "maketinyurl")
  {
	$url = substr(strip_tags($body), 11);
	$tinyurl_url = tinyurl($url);
	mb_MsgSend($cid, "TinyURL for $url: $tinyurl_url");
	return 0;
  }
  if(substr(strip_tags($body), 0, 8) == "LLsearch")
  {
	$searchterm = urlencode(substr(strip_tags($body), 9));
	$page = cURLget("http://luelinks.net/links.php?s_aw=$searchterm&mode=as&go=Search");
	$first_result_tr = getNeedleBetween($page, "<tr class=\"r0\">", "</tr>");
	$result = getNeedleBetween($first_result_tr, "linkme.php?l=", "\">");
	if(is_numeric($result))
	{
		mb_MsgSend($cid, "LUElinks result for $searchterm: http://luelinks.net/linkme.php?l=$result");
	} else {
		mb_MsgSend($cid, "No results on LUElinks for $searchterm");
	}
  }
  return 0;
}

function mbot_load() 
{ 
  global $status;
  $status = array();
  //here we'll register our handler; 
  mb_SelfRegister(MB_EVENT_MSG_IN,1); 
  mt_setvar('status', "^_^", 1);
  mt_setvar('isgaming', "0", 1);
  updateNick();
  mb_SchReg("StatusUpdater", "*/1 * *", "updateNick", 1, 0); // update after every 1 minute (*/1 * *)
} 
?>