(3:29 PM) Eldoreth: welp
(3:29 PM) Eldoreth: attacking sentry guns is a bad idea
(3:29 PM) Eldoreth: even in a carrier
(3:29 PM) Coptic: aha
(3:29 PM) Coptic: You got popped didn't you
(3:29 PM) prakIscariot: Lossmail link please.
(3:29 PM) Eldoreth: no I didnt get popped
(3:30 PM) Eldoreth: I lost a 17m fighter tho
(3:30 PM) prakIscariot: Ahah.
(3:30 PM) Coptic: aha
(3:30 PM) Coptic: Why would you attack sentry guns anyway?
(3:30 PM) Eldoreth: get me a cyno. my boredom is killing me
(3:31 PM) Eldoreth: I thought maybe I could kill them
(3:31 PM) Eldoreth: apparently they have infinite hp
(3:31 PM) prakIscariot: That was pretty dumb.
(3:32 PM) prakIscariot: If you could kill them do you think any of
them would still exist?
(3:32 PM) Eldoreth: hmm good point
(3:32 PM) Coptic: God you are so gonna end up getting your carrier
blown up in the dumbest way
(3:32 PM) Coptic: Then we will all laugh
(3:34 PM) Rita Repulsa: c
(3:34 PM) Coptic: You are so gonna lose it to rats or someshit
(3:34 PM) Eldoreth: guristas cant kill my carrier
(3:34 PM) Coptic: So you think now
(3:34 PM) Eldoreth: more likely I will get ganked by DU or some
stupid shit
(3:35 PM) vanick: as long as you're not dumber than Wicaeed you're
okay
(3:35 PM) Eldoreth: oh so you cant blow up GSCs in space either
apparently
(3:35 PM) Coptic: Yes you can
(3:36 PM) Eldoreth: well when I tell my fighters to attack them
nothing happens
(3:37 PM) seaborgium: could be they are too small for thefighters
to hit too
(3:37 PM) seaborgium: stick heavies on it
(3:38 PM) Eldoreth: heavies in a carrier?
(3:38 PM) Coptic: Yes
(3:38 PM) Eldoreth: my drone bay is full of fighters
(3:38 PM) Coptic: you shouldn't
(3:38 PM) Eldoreth: really?
(3:38 PM) Coptic: remove one fighter
(3:38 PM) Coptic: Then fill the rest with normal drones
(3:38 PM) Coptic: Heavies/mediums/lights/sentrys
(3:39 PM) Coptic: Dude, I know this and I'm not a capship pilot
(3:39 PM) prakIscariot: Ditto.
(3:39 PM) Coptic: also ewar drones are good
(3:39 PM) Rita Repulsa: the secret to flying a carrier is to just
afk it outside of docking range in matebar
(3:39 PM) prakIscariot: Perhaps you ought to just dock your carrier
for a month or two while you work out how to use it.
(3:40 PM) Rita Repulsa: trust me I am a cap pilot and know more
than these fools
(3:40 PM) Eldoreth: then get me a cyno ARGH
(3:40 PM) Coptic: Yeah he has been whineing about getting a cyno in
mateber
(3:40 PM) prakIscariot: Wouldn't it be a wise idea not to undock
without having a cyno ready to go first?
(3:40 PM) Rita Repulsa: nah, nobody can fuck you up in a carrier
(3:41 PM) Eldoreth: cause I have been stuck in otsela for a week
killing gurista mediums
(3:42 PM) Coptic: in a week you could have trained up a cyno alt
(3:42 PM) Eldoreth: meh it has 1d left
(3:43 PM) Eldoreth: I dont think I should put a point on my carrier
(3:43 PM) Eldoreth: that would be dumb
(3:44 PM) Coptic: just slap some smartbombs and camp lowsec gate
(3:50 PM) Eldoreth: lol I am getting ganked by two celesties
(3:50 PM) zapawork: Eldoreth all of these experienced cap pilots are
giving you great advice, why aren't you listening?
(3:50 PM) Eldoreth: o shit
(3:50 PM) Eldoreth: they are hot dropping on me
(3:50 PM) seaborgium: ya think?
(3:50 PM) zapawork: wait for it
(3:51 PM) seaborgium: lets see the lossmail
(3:51 PM) Coptic: ahaha
(3:51 PM) seaborgium: and he's only got fighters, so he can't do shit
to any frigate tacklers
(3:51 PM) seaborgium: hell, even cruisers are hard to hit with fighters
(3:52 PM) vanick: unless they're webbed
(3:52 PM) vanick: then they get shredded like a joke
(3:52 PM) zapawork: he has no points
(3:52 PM) seaborgium: and definitely no web
(3:52 PM) zapawork: (14:42:58) Eldoreth: I dont think I should put a
point on my carrier
(3:52 PM) zapawork: updates eldoreth!
(3:53 PM) prakIscariot: I wonder if it is even insured.
(3:53 PM) zapawork: OMG
(3:53 PM) zapawork: IS IT INSURED!?!?!
(3:54 PM) seaborgium: we're never gonna see eldoreth again
(3:54 PM) seaborgium: he's the new micron
(3:54 PM) Coptic: dibs on his stuff
(3:54 PM) zapawork: we will never be that lucky
(3:54 PM) zapawork: dibs on his corpse
(3:57 PM) prakIscariot: I am disappointed by the lack of carrier updates.
(3:57 PM) Coptic: whats going on eld?
(3:57 PM) zapawork: prak: agreed
(3:59 PM) Eldoreth: I need 800m and I need it now
(3:59 PM) zapawork: HAHAH Ransom?
(3:59 PM) Eldoreth: yes
(3:59 PM) Coptic: ahahahahaha
(3:59 PM) Eldoreth: please
(3:59 PM) zapawork: FUCK UES
(3:59 PM) Rita Repulsa: booya
(3:59 PM) Coptic: (14:57:54) Rita Repulsa: booya
(4:00 PM) zapawork: QUICK MAKE POST
(4:00 PM) Coptic: YES!
(4:00 PM) Coptic: Make a thread about it
(4:00 PM) prakIscariot: Ransoming your carrier?
(4:00 PM) Coptic: eld quick
(4:01 PM) Eldoreth: they fucking had 2 motherships I think
(4:02 PM) Coptic: How long have you been playing by the way
(4:02 PM) zapawork: why do you think they were motherships?
(4:02 PM) zapawork: his main is 18 days old
(4:02 PM) Eldoreth: cause it was big as fuck
(4:02 PM) Coptic: You have to be kidding me
(4:03 PM) zapawork: pls 2 save chat logs
(4:03 PM) Eldoreth: and no it wasnt insured
(4:03 PM) zapawork: FUCK YES
(4:03 PM) Coptic: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(4:03 PM) Eldoreth: why is this fucking funny