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on *:TEXT:!forum:#: { 
  set %msgnick $nick
  if $sock(Techefx) { /sockclose Techefx }   
  sockopen Techefx techefx.com 80
}
on *:sockopen:Techefx:{ 
  sockwrite -n $sockname GET /forums/ HTTP/1.1 
  sockwrite -n $sockname Host: techefx.com $+ $crlf $+ $crlf
}

on *:sockread:techefx:{
  if ($sockerr) {
    notice $nick Socket Error
    halt
  }
  else {
    var %output
    sockread %output
    %output = $htmlfree(%output)
    if (Our members have made a total of * posts iswm %output) { set %posts %output }
    if (We have * members iswm %output) { set %members %output }
    if (The newest member is * iswm %output) { set %newmember %output }
    //notice %msgnick 12[ Board Statistics ] %posts %members %newmembers
    unsetvars
    sockclose techefx
  }
}

alias unsetvars {
  unset %msgnick
  unset %posts
  unset %members
  unset %newmember
  unset %msg
}

alias htmlfree {
  var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x), %x = $remove(%x,&nbsp;)
  return %x
}