Batman8001AVIII: Hi
omg i got jumped: who's this?
omg i got jumped: were you talking to lauren?
Batman8001AVIII: W 23
Batman8001AVIII: :'(
Batman8001AVIII: Yes
omg i got jumped: i'm her father
omg i got jumped: you are a little too old to be talking to young girls in chat rooms
Batman8001AVIII: ok sry bye
omg i got jumped: i read the backlog. you are so weird. go to a bar.
Batman8001AVIII: lol ok which one
Batman8001AVIII: know any?
omg i got jumped: uhh there are plenty
Batman8001AVIII: but thats boring
Batman8001AVIII: is she sleeping?
omg i got jumped: yup
Batman8001AVIII: ok ur a good dad
Batman8001AVIII: im not a predator
omg i got jumped: what are you?
Batman8001AVIII: its just that adults dont chat online
omg i got jumped: what do they do?
Batman8001AVIII: there are mostly dumb teens in that chat
Batman8001AVIII: i guess they go to bars
Batman8001AVIII: :'(
omg i got jumped: so you rather hang out with dumb teens than adults?
Batman8001AVIII: well i was going to this one bar but it sucked
omg i got jumped: sounds like some sort of social inadequacy
Batman8001AVIII: and lauren doesnt strike me as being dumb
omg i got jumped: she's not
Batman8001AVIII: im not socially inadequate sometimes i watch TRL
Batman8001AVIII: and stuff like that im just bored
Batman8001AVIII: well tell her i said hi
Batman8001AVIII: she has a good dad
omg i got jumped: i'm not sure i will. i dont really approve of her talking to people 3 times older than she is.
omg i got jumped: she's smart enough to make good decisions
Batman8001AVIII: I agree
Batman8001AVIII: later:'(
omg i got jumped: i got a movie you should watch
Batman8001AVIII: What is it?
omg i got jumped: i'm sending it to you
omg i got jumped: i highly recommend you see it
Batman8001AVIII: Whats it called?
omg i got jumped: if i told you, you would look it up, and ruin the plot
Batman8001AVIII: is it any good?
omg i got jumped: yup
Batman8001AVIII: DVD or VHS?
omg i got jumped: uhh divx
Batman8001AVIII: Aaaah
Batman8001AVIII: its not porn is it???
omg i got jumped: no, why would i send you porn?
Batman8001AVIII: Oh alright
Batman8001AVIII: where will you send it?
omg i got jumped: over aim
Batman8001AVIII: ok i will check it out
Batman8001AVIII: i will send you something back
omg i got jumped: sure
omg i got jumped: accept it?
Batman8001AVIII: seriously do you know of ANY good bars?
omg i got jumped: look around
Batman8001AVIII: send it via email
omg i got jumped: um no, it's too big for email
Batman8001AVIII: how big is it?
omg i got jumped: 700mb
Batman8001AVIII: Aim has a 10GB capacity
Batman8001AVIII: send it
omg i got jumped: not for single emails
omg i got jumped: anyway, dont worry about it
omg i got jumped: i'm going to bed
Batman8001AVIII: Me too
Batman8001AVIII: can i still chat to lauren?
omg i got jumped: i dont recommend it
Batman8001AVIII: Ok bye
omg i got jumped: she's not going to meet you. she knows better.
Batman8001AVIII: sorry if i upset you
Batman8001AVIII: goodnight!
Batman8001AVIII: I wouldnt meet her silly
Batman8001AVIII: bye
omg i got jumped: uhh you wanted to, but suit yourself