Mine

on *:text:*brb*:#: { 
  if (amsg isin $1-) { halt }
  if ($nick == Sassy_Vixen ) || ($nick == Yoruichi-san) { HALT }
  elseif ($nick == fries) || ($nick == `{Chuck_Norris}) {
  notice $nick 4,1 $+ Hurry back and don't get eaten on your way O.O }
  elseif ($nick == osamede1) || ($nick == |Itachi|) {
  notice $nick 4,1 Where do you think you're going, MOOSE?! }
  elseif ($address == Christy@Walkin.It.Out) || ($nick == [Christy]) { 
  notice $nick 4,1 Don't get too confused on your way back!! }
  elseif ($nick == `{Chris}) {
  /msg $chan 4,1 psh dun come back, you're a meanie xD }
  else {
    notice $nick 4,1*Cackle* see you when you get back, $nick $+ , IF you get back at all *evil laugh* (*_*)
  }
}