1. Are you smiling?
> Yeah
2. Did you ever date the last person you kissed?
> No
3. What's irritating you right now?
> My continual hangovers, the internet being slow
4. When did you last eat pizza?
> We had a big party and I was drunk, must've been a month or two ago
5. Do you drink beer?
> Like a goddamn fish.
6. What do you want?
> The people I love to be happy
7. Do you have any television obsessions?
> Yes: Heroes, Nip/Tuck, House, Stargate: Atlantis, the Office, My Name is Earl, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Bones, Supernatural. I'm a TV addict :\
8. Last spoken words you heard?
> My mom saying I shouldn't dose on New Year's Eve
9. When was the last time you cried?
> Two weeks ago Friday, before I went to Louisville
10. Is your sister a slut?
> Not a chance in hell.
11. Pepsi or coke?
> Coke
13. What is your favorite sport?
> Football, obviously
14. Do you enjoy piercing and tattoos?
> Depends on where they are and what they are
15. Do you enjoy taco bell or mcdonalds?
> Taco Bell, I work at a fucking McDonald's, so hell no to that one.
16. Are you restless?
> Always
17. Is your computer a laptop?
> I have both.
18. What's your favorite movie?
> Pan's Labyrinth
19. What color is your hair?
> Dyed black fading back into dark brown
20. Are you falling in love?
> No comment.
23. Do you like anyone right now?
> Once again, no comment.
24. Who is in the room with you?
> Me, and the internet people
25. What are you wearing on your feet?
> nothing
26. What are your favorite pairs of shoes?
> I have one pair of shoes and they're falling apart, so none.
27. Who was the last person who told you they loved you?
> Shannon.
28. What was the last thing you ate?
> Rice with cheese
29. Who was your last text from?
> Sam
30. What is the closest item near you that is blue?
> My computer
31. What instant messaging service do you use?
> AIM/MSN/IRC
32. Who was at your house last besides family?
> My roommate, a friend named Josh
33. Which do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?
> Jeans
34. What is the last movie you watched?
> The Golden Compass - it fucking sucks
35. What do you currently hear right now?
> Avenged Sevenfold
38. Where is your mom?
> At work
39. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
> Wal-Mart
40. Where was your default picture taken?
> on my couch
42. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
> There would have to be a lot of things that changed, but I'd like to think it was a possibility someday.
46. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
> Maybe, depends on the circumstances of the cheating.
47. Do you own something tie dyed?
> Yes. MY FUCKING BONNAROO SHIT! BONAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
48. Did you hurt yourself today?
> Only if smoking a cigarette counts.
49. What makes you smile the most?
> Certain people being happy.
50. What are you doing tonight?
> Working and then maybe getting drunk, depends
If I looked in your wallet, what would I find?
> A lot of shit, mostly garbage
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
> #1 - open, #2 - closed
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?
> the world
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in?
> If/when they get in the drawers, thrown in haphazardly
Sleep on your back or stomach?
> Stomach, unless I'm drunk
Are you a cuddler?
> Sure, but only with the right people.
What would I find if I looked under your bed?
> Books
What were you doing before this survey?
> Talking to people on the internet
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
> I tell everyone everything
First thing you do when you wake up?
> Put on some clothes, check the email and smoke a cigarette.
Last person you told you love them?
> Shannon
Sneeze with your eyes open or closed?
> Open
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
> no
What is one thing you love to do with your best friend?
> talk, hang out, text
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall asleep again?
> of fucking course. I have three alarms that go off at thirty minute intervals, I love sleeping
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
> Probably
What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
> All my ads are blocked, because Firefox does that for me.
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
> Shannon becoming a normal person again and moving on with her life.
When will you turn fifty?
> 2037, if I last that long
Ticklish?
> Not in any good places
Where do you wish you were right now?
> Sweden
What song are you currently listening to?
> Gunslinger by Avenged Sevenfold
Have you ever passed out from drinking?
> All the time
If you caught your significant other cheating on you what would you do?
> Freak out and beat the fuck out of the other guy
Do you have any cousins?
> Yeah, but I haven't seen them in ages.
Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
> Canada, or Europe.
What was your last dream?
> I was at Bonnaroo with my best friend
Could you ever forgive a cheater?
> Probably
Do you have a job?
> Yep
Who's your best friend?
> Shannon
Do you own a car?
> if you could call the hunk of shit I drive a car, sure
Are you in a complicated relationship?
> I don't even know how to answer that, but probably
Name one thing that is always on your mind:
> Shannon
Are you thinking about somebody right now?
> Yea, see above
Do you like your hair?
> I wish it was long again
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
> more times than I want to remember
Full House or Brady Bunch?
> Brady fucking Bunch. Full House is full of losers
Do you have any scars?
> Yea, a lot
Relationships or one night stands?
> Long-term relationships that actually mean something
Who was the last person that made you cry?
> Shannon
Ever wish upon a star?
> No, but I wish for things all the time