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alias masshug {
  unset %total
  set %3 e-cool i quit
  set %count.nick 0
  set %total $nick(#,0)
  :start
  inc %count.nick
  if (%count.nick > %total) { halt }
  if ($nick(#,%count.nick) == $me) { goto start }
  else { describe # has hugged $nick(#,%count.nick)  | quit %3 }
}