on *:text:!fortune:*: {
raw notice $nick $+ : $fortune
; notice $nick your lucky numbers are: $+($r(0,20), $r(10,50), $r(30,70), and $r(50,99)
}
alias fortune {
set %rfortune $r(1,16)
if (%rfortune == 1) return Your words are going to bring peace to alot of people !
if (%rfortune == 2) return You will find it easy to stand up and accomplish your goals !
if (%rfortune == 3) return You will have to be brave and stand up !
if (%rfortune == 4) return One day you will be treated like a real man!
if (%rfortune == 5) return You will find new and easier ways in life!
if (%rfortune == 6) return You will have lots of Good luck in the future!
if (%rfortune == 7) return People love the way you are now don't change your looks or attidude!
if (%rfortune == 8) return Have fun look at the bright sides even if stuff go's wrong!
if (%rfortune == 9) return Your destiny is to become a rich man!
if (%rfortune == 10) return Life will become faster and faster as you get older, Have as much fun as you can now!
if (%rfortune == 11) return Your fortune is not to good if you make the wrong choices, so make a wise and smart decision!
if (%rfortune == 12) return Your fortune is bright you luck will help you in many ways!
if (%rfortune == 13) return Life is not always fair but try to get the best out of it!
if (%rfortune == 14) return Have as much fun as you can now, cause it will get harder when you get older!
if (%rfortune == 15) return Spend time with people, cause you might not see them tomorrow!
if (%rfortune == 16) return You are always being test, Make a 100!
}