Mine

on *:input:*:{
  if ($left($1,1) != $chr(47) && $regex($chan,/help/Si) == 0) {
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,= $+ $chr(41),14=2 $+ $chr(41) $+ )
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,= $+ $chr(40),14=2 $+ $chr(40) $+ )
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,=/,14=2/)
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,>: $+ $chr(41),14>2:14 $+ $chr(41) $+ )
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,>: $+ $chr(40),14>2:14 $+ $chr(40) $+ )
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,>:|,14>2:14|)
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,: $+ $chr(41),14:2 $+ $chr(41) $+ )
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,: $+ $chr(40),14:2 $+ $chr(40) $+ )
    tokenize 32 $replace($replace($1-,://,://),:/,14:2/)
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,://,://)
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,:p,14:2p)
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,:D,14:2D)
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,=D,14=2D)
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,; $+ $chr(41),14;2 $+ $chr(41) $+ )
    tokenize 32 $replace($1-,;- $+ $chr(41),14;2:d $+ $chr(41) $+ )
    say $1-
    halt
  }
}