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Dec 03 17:39:58 <Vendego_the_scourge>	You know what I really hate about Windows?
Dec 03 17:40:04 <Kefka>	What
Dec 03 17:42:08 <Vendego_the_scourge>	When I need to bring up a task manager to end a program that is not responding and click "end program", instead of ending the program like it should, a liitle box pops up saying, "so and so is not responding. Do you want to end the program now?"
Dec 03 17:42:30 <Kefka>	Use the process list
Dec 03 17:42:37 <Vendego_the_scourge>	God I juste absolutely hate that
Dec 03 17:42:37 <Kefka>	And kill it direcrlt
Dec 03 17:42:40 <Kefka>	And kill it direcrly
Dec 03 17:42:42 <Kefka>	jdfks
Dec 03 17:42:43 <Kefka>	directly
Dec 03 17:42:45 <Vendego_the_scourge>	?
Dec 03 17:42:53 <Kefka>	The "processes" tab
Dec 03 17:43:08 <Kefka>	Find the programname and click "end process"
Dec 03 17:43:45 <Vendego_the_scourge>	it does the same thing
Dec 03 17:43:52 <Vendego_the_scourge>	It pisses me off!
Dec 03 17:44:07 <Kefka>	It does ask you 
Dec 03 17:44:07 <Kefka>	But it immediately kills the process
Dec 03 17:44:31 <Vendego_the_scourge>	Of course the program is not responding! That is why I want to  end it!
Dec 03 17:44:48 <Kefka>	lol
Dec 03 17:44:52 <Vendego_the_scourge>	Computers can piss me off so much sometimes.
Dec 03 17:45:01 <Kefka>	In Linux all you have to do is type kill -9 <program>
Dec 03 17:45:03 <Kefka>	And it's gone
Dec 03 17:45:13 <Kefka>	No confirming anything ;D
Dec 03 17:45:29 <Vendego_the_scourge>	So, whenever I start cussing and acting all angry, chances are my computer is fucking up.
Dec 03 17:45:41 <Kefka>	lol
Dec 03 17:45:48 <Vendego_the_scourge>	In vista, it is even worse
Dec 03 17:46:04 <Kefka>	Oh god
Dec 03 17:46:33 <Kefka>	The following device is trying to access your computer. If you do not trust the source, do not allow it to continue using your system:
Dec 03 17:46:36 <Kefka>	Mouse
Dec 03 17:47:01 <Kefka>	Allow this device to continue using your computer? Cancel/Allow
Dec 03 17:47:02 <Vendego_the_scourge>	When you press control alt delete, it doesn't bring up the task manager, it brings up a meanu which covers the whole screen, but only has five choices one of which is task manager.
Dec 03 17:47:13 <Kefka>	Lame
Dec 03 17:47:15 <Vendego_the_scourge>	*menu
Dec 03 17:47:28 <Vendego_the_scourge>	Why does it cover the whole fucking screen?!?
Dec 03 17:47:39 <Vendego_the_scourge>	It has only 5 choices in the very middle
Dec 03 17:47:48 <Kefka>	That is stupid
Dec 03 17:48:02 <Kefka>	Also Vista in itself is retarded
Dec 03 17:48:22 <Vendego_the_scourge>	It is really bad because I am downloading somethingfrom limewire.
Dec 03 17:49:05 <Vendego_the_scourge>	even though the speed is like 1kb/m, it seems to be too much for vista to handle.
Dec 03 17:50:06 <Vendego_the_scourge>	Because every program, takes about 5 minutes longer to operate, and when i wont to close a program I have to press control alt delete.
Dec 03 17:50:23 <Kefka>	wtf =\
Dec 03 17:50:33 <Vendego_the_scourge>	But oh no! I just fucked up my whole computer because I forgot that the fucking huge menu has to load.
Dec 03 17:50:45 <Vendego_the_scourge>	So then my computer freezes.
Dec 03 17:51:10 <Vendego_the_scourge>	It gets so bad that not even the power button will work.
Dec 03 17:51:28 <Vendego_the_scourge>	I have to pull the battery and power cord in order to shut the fucker off.
Dec 03 17:51:32 <Kefka>	hahaha
Dec 03 17:51:33 <Kefka>	what
Dec 03 17:51:42 <Kefka>	It makes the power button not work? D:
Dec 03 17:51:46 <Vendego_the_scourge>	yeah
Dec 03 17:52:02 <Vendego_the_scourge>	Which is another thing I don't like.
Dec 03 17:52:13 <Kefka>	Vista is a terrible virus
Dec 03 17:52:19 <Vendego_the_scourge>	Why do so many computers have toggle power switches?
Dec 03 17:52:34 <Vendego_the_scourge>	Why can't they have flip switches?
Dec 03 17:52:50 <Kefka>	loool
Dec 03 17:52:53 <Kefka>	That'd be neat
Dec 03 17:53:24 <Vendego_the_scourge>	Regular toggle switches can be bumped easily.
Dec 03 17:53:48 <Vendego_the_scourge>	So they improved them by putting a timer on them.
Dec 03 17:54:08 <Vendego_the_scourge>	So you have to hold the switch down for about 10 seconds for it to do anything.
Dec 03 17:54:26 <Vendego_the_scourge>	But why the fuck did they choose toggle switches in the first place?
Dec 03 17:54:42 <Vendego_the_scourge>	What were they thinking?!?
Dec 03 17:54:55 <Kefka>	XD
Dec 03 17:55:03 <Kefka>	You could be a comedian on YouTube or something ;o
Dec 03 17:55:10 <Vendego_the_scourge>	It is as if they go out of their way to piss people off.
Dec 03 17:55:17 <Vendego_the_scourge>	I have been told that
Dec 03 17:55:25 <Vendego_the_scourge>	It is as if they go out of their way to piss people off.
Dec 03 17:55:29 <Vendego_the_scourge>	as I was saying
Dec 03 17:55:46 <Kefka>	If you bump the switch on mine it shuts itself all the way down as if I clicked "Start->Shutdown"
Dec 03 17:56:02 <Kefka>	Instead of going off instantly
Dec 03 17:57:37 <Vendego_the_scourge>	"Ok, I have an idea guys, I have an idea to improve the switch."
Dec 03 17:57:54 <Vendego_the_scourge>	at a computer manufacture conference
Dec 03 17:57:58 <Vendego_the_scourge>	"Ok, I have an idea guys, I have an idea to improve the switch."
Dec 03 17:59:12 <Vendego_the_scourge>	"Instead of having a regular toggle switch which can be easily pushed by accident, lets have one that you have to hold down for a couple minutes."
Dec 03 17:59:48 <Vendego_the_scourge>	"other coworkers: o thats an idea .. yeah I agree...me too.."
Dec 03 18:00:40 <Vendego_the_scourge>	"A coworker:Wouldn't it make more sense to use a flip switch instead?"
Dec 03 18:01:28 <Vendego_the_scourge>	"No, that would be to conveniant and obviously that is not how we work things here since vista came out."
Dec 03 18:01:35 <Vendego_the_scourge>	*too
Dec 03 18:02:39 <Kefka>	XD
Dec 03 18:03:45 <Vendego_the_scourge>	Here is another thing, this program I am trying to install has been "preparing to install" for about 30 minutes now.
Dec 03 18:04:52 <Vendego_the_scourge>	I am going to click cancel. Watch it say "preparing to cancel"
Dec 03 18:05:54 <Kefka>	... XD
Dec 03 18:06:47 <Vendego_the_scourge>	ok, now it has been canceling for about 5 minutes.
Dec 03 18:07:08 <Vendego_the_scourge>	This is the kind of shit I am talking about!