Anonymous

on *:TEXT:*:D*:#: {
  inc %nubcount
}

on *:TEXT:*:O*:#: {
  inc %nubcount
}

on *:TEXT:*D:*:#: {
  inc %nubcount
}

alias nub {
  notice $me You have said ":D", "D:", or ":O" %nubcount time(s).
}

:: It's supposed to tell me how many times I've said :D, D:, or :O.
:: But when I do /nub it just messages me: "You have said ":D", "D:", or ":O" time(s)."
:: Even though I said :D, D:, or :O.