10:27 <@rasc> "I recommend the 90-30 rule," she added. "For every 90 minutes the baby is awake, he should nap for 30 minutes."
10:27 <@rasc> wow that's alot of sleeping
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11:21 <Annieland> not really
11:21 <Annieland> that's 25%
11:21 <Annieland> so if the baby sleeps 12 hrs at night, that means 3 hrs of napping during the day
11:24 <@rasc> oh yeah that's not enough
11:24 <@rasc> well i guess that's a new born
11:24 <XisDshizL> 4
11:24 <XisDshizL> 90/3 isa 3/1 ratio
11:25 <XisDshizL> er 90/30
11:25 <Annieland> try again
11:25 <XisDshizL> 1/3 of 12 = 4
11:25 <XisDshizL> :)
11:25 <Annieland> 90+30
11:25 <Annieland> 120
11:26 <Annieland> 30 is 25% of 120
11:26 <XisDshizL> I was using this rule "For every 90 minutes the baby is awake, he should nap for 30 minutes."
11:26 <XisDshizL> if they baby is awake for 12 hours, thats 4hours of nap
11:28 <Annieland> ok it's a math puzzle
11:28 <Annieland> i will solve it
11:28 <tmbg> why is everyone so bad at mach?
11:28 <tmbg> :)
11:28 <Annieland> i'm right, aren't i?
11:28 <Annieland> it's 3 hours of nap
11:28 * XisDshizL drives the Mach 5
11:29 <Annieland> let tmbg decide
11:29 <tmbg> if the baby sleeps 12 hours at night
11:29 <tmbg> then he's awake 12 hours in the day
11:29 <tmbg> so he needs to nap a further 25% of 12 hours
11:29 <tmbg> which is 3 hours
11:29 <Annieland> right
11:29 <tmbg> 9 hours on, 3 hours off
11:29 <XisDshizL> what?
11:30 <Annieland> that's what -I- said
11:30 <tmbg> I know :)
11:30 <XisDshizL> I was using this rule "For every 90 minutes the baby is awake, he should nap for 30 minutes."
11:30 <tmbg> yes
11:30 <Annieland> yes, so are we
11:31 <tmbg> that can also mean for every 9 hours the baby is awake, he should nap for 3 hours.
11:31 <tmbg> same ratio, right?
11:32 <XisDshizL> yes
11:32 <tmbg> ok
11:32 <XisDshizL> so for 12 hours, how many hours nap?
11:32 <tmbg> 3
11:32 <tmbg> 25% inclusive
11:32 <Annieland> 3!
11:32 <XisDshizL> lol retards
11:32 <tmbg> it's not 12 hours of AWAKE
11:32 <tmbg> it's 12 hours TOTAL
11:32 <tmbg> inclusive percentages
11:32 <tmbg> 33% exclusive
11:32 <Annieland> we're not retards
11:32 <Annieland> you are
11:33 <Annieland> you can't add another hour into the day
11:33 * tmbg ^5's Annieland
11:33 <tmbg> yea
11:33 <tmbg> if the baby sleeps 12 hours at night
11:33 <tmbg> is awake 12 hours
11:33 <tmbg> and naps 4 hours
11:33 <tmbg> then it's a 28 hour day
11:33 <tmbg> and XisDshizL is a retard.
11:33 <@rasc> in 2 hours, 1.5 awake and .5 hr asleep
11:33 <tmbg> however, if the day only has 24 hours, then the baby's awake 9 hours and naps 3, and annie and ian are teh awexome
11:33 <XisDshizL> for every 90 minutes the baby is awake. 12 hours = 720 minutes divided by 90 = 8 of 30 minute peirods = 4 hours nap
11:33 <tmbg> QED
11:33 <Annieland> see even rasc has it
11:34 <tmbg> XisDshizL: we never said the baby was awake 12 hours
11:34 <XisDshizL> lol so youre counting the sleep hours as awake hours?
11:34 <XisDshizL> hahaha
11:34 <tmbg> uhm, no
11:34 <Annieland> i'm assuming the baby sleeps 12 hrs at night
11:34 <tmbg> jesus H man!
11:34 <Annieland> now we're working with the other 12 hours of daytime
11:34 <tmbg> of the remaining 12 hours, how many hours is the baby awake?
11:34 <tmbg> god, failing 9th grade word problems for the lose
11:35 <Annieland> rasc, your husband is embarrassing himself, do something
11:35 <@rasc> life needs tivo
11:35 <tmbg> hahaha
11:35 <XisDshizL> uh no. either you are not being clear with your question or your math is challenged
11:35 <tmbg> OK
11:35 <tmbg> XisDshizL: I have 12 apples
11:35 <XisDshizL> 10:21:25 AM: Annieland: so if the baby sleeps 12 hrs at night, that means 3 hrs of napping during the day
11:35 <@rasc> hehe
11:35 <XisDshizL> I was using this rule "For every 90 minutes the baby is awake, he should nap for 30 minutes."
11:35 <Annieland> YES
11:35 <tmbg> XisDshizL: if I tell you that you have to give me 25% of your apples, how many apples do you give me?
11:35 <Annieland> OMG
11:36 <tmbg> XisDshizL: alternately
11:36 <tmbg> "For every 90 minutes the baby is awake, he should nap for 30 minutes."
11:36 <XisDshizL> thats a 1/3 ratio
11:36 <tmbg> RESTATED
11:36 <XisDshizL> is it not?
11:36 <tmbg> for every 120 minutes in the day, the baby should be awake 90 minutes and nap 30 minutes
11:36 <@rasc> no
11:36 <tmbg> it's not a 1/3 ratio
11:36 <@rasc> neil coz 1/3 would be in 90 mins the baby sleeps 30 mins of it
11:36 <tmbg> it's a 3/4 up and 1/4 down
11:37 <XisDshizL> thats not what this: "For every 90 minutes the baby is awake, he should nap for 30 minutes." says
11:37 <tmbg> yes it is
11:37 <@rasc> totaling 120 mins
11:37 <tmbg> if he's AWAKE for 90 minutes
11:37 <Annieland> he can't nap and be awake at the same time
11:37 <tmbg> then he's not NAPPING in that time
11:37 * rasc closes the can of worms
11:37 <@rasc> ISLAM sucks!!!
11:37 <XisDshizL> thats why its NOT 25%
11:37 <@rasc> will this help ?
11:37 <Annieland> omg
11:37 <tmbg> 30 is 25% of 120
11:37 <XisDshizL> he's not awake for the 30
11:37 <tmbg> right
11:37 <XisDshizL> lol
11:38 <tmbg> he's awake for the 90
11:38 <tmbg> ok
11:38 <XisDshizL> its a 1/3 ratio
11:38 <tmbg> XisDshizL: if you're asleep 8 hours a day
11:38 <tmbg> and awake 16 hours a day
11:38 <@rasc> from the stated 90 mins awake the following 30 mins he should asleep
11:38 <tmbg> how many hours are in the day?
11:38 <XisDshizL> 3 hours awake for every 1 hour napping
11:38 <XisDshizL> 12hours awake, 4 hours nappeing
11:38 <tmbg> no
11:38 <tmbg> 12 hours awake, 3 hours napping
11:38 <@rasc> OMG everybody STFU
11:38 <XisDshizL> 1/3 ratio
11:38 <tmbg> argh
11:38 <tmbg> now you're fucking ME up
11:38 <tmbg> 12 hours TOTAL
11:39 <@rasc> LOL
11:39 <tmbg> TOTAL TOTAL TOTAL
11:39 <tmbg> why is that so hard to understand?
11:39 <XisDshizL> so in a 24 hour period 6 hours sleep? and you think thats 1/3 ?
11:39 <@rasc> 9 hours awake 3 hours asleep
11:39 <tmbg> you're the only one that ever said 1/3
11:39 <Annieland> right
11:39 <tmbg> the rest of us are saying 1/4
11:39 <tmbg> which is 25%
11:39 <XisDshizL> thats not what this: "For every 90 minutes the baby is awake, he should nap for 30 minutes."
11:39 <tmbg> and yes, 6 hours is 25% of 24
11:39 <tmbg> YES THE FUCK IT DOES
11:39 <Annieland> that's 1/4!
11:40 <tmbg> 33% exclusive is the same as 25% inclusive
11:40 <Annieland> it must be all the pot
11:40 <Annieland> what a disaster
11:40 <XisDshizL> for every 1.5 hours awake the baby sleeps for .5 hours
11:40 <tmbg> I thought jews were good at math?!
11:40 <XisDshizL> 3 to 1 ratio
11:40 <XisDshizL> I thought pilots were lol
11:40 <tmbg> how the hell do you count your money?!
11:40 <Annieland> i'm just so embarrassed for him
11:40 <tmbg> 11:40 <tmbg> I thought jews were good at math?!
11:40 <tmbg> 11:40 <XisDshizL> 3 to 1 ratio
11:40 <tmbg> 11:40 <XisDshizL> I thought pilots were lol
11:40 <XisDshizL> I hope you dont figure your weight and balance like that ahahaha
11:40 <tmbg> woops
11:40 <tmbg> my math is 100% solid
11:41 <@rasc> okie i am off to scan ultrasound pics....
11:41 <XisDshizL> "For every 90 minutes the baby is awake, he should nap for 30 minutes."
11:41 <Annieland> rasc you've gone public?
11:41 <@rasc> you people are confusing me
11:41 <XisDshizL> how many 90 minute units are in 12 hours?
11:41 <@rasc> 12/1.5
11:41 <tmbg> forget that
11:41 <@rasc> 24/1.5
11:41 <@rasc> my bad
11:41 <tmbg> make it for every 3 hours the baby is awake, he should nap for 1 hour
11:41 <tmbg> same ratio
11:41 <@rasc> no wait
11:41 <tmbg> makes the math easier
11:41 <XisDshizL> how many 90 minute units are in 12 hours?
11:41 <Annieland> lets go around the clock
11:41 <@rasc> yes annie: we have gone public
11:42 <Annieland> cool rasc :)
11:42 <@rasc> it's early but oh well
11:42 <tmbg> 720/90
11:42 <XisDshizL> 10:41:30 AM: tmbg: make it for every 3 hours the baby is awake, he should nap for 1 hour <-- uh.. you just changed the ratio
11:42 <tmbg> == 8
11:42 <tmbg> no, that's the same fucking ratio, retard
11:42 <Annieland> stop with the ratio nonsense
11:42 <tmbg> 8 90 minute periods in 12 hours
11:42 <@rasc> okie i have a question....
11:42 <XisDshizL> and whats 8 periods of 30 minutes?
11:43 <tmbg> 4 hours, but that doesn't prove your point
11:43 <@rasc> should i keep the same blog ? or start a new one for baby #2
11:43 <XisDshizL> 12 hours awake = 4 hours napping
11:43 <XisDshizL> q.e.d.
11:43 <tmbg> wrong.
11:43 <XisDshizL> right
11:43 <Annieland> who goes to your blog?
11:43 <Annieland> do you have a large audience?
11:43 <tmbg> your math is correct, but your logic is wrong
11:43 <XisDshizL> you want to includde the napping hours into the awake hours
11:43 <@rasc> friends and family
11:43 <XisDshizL> to get a 1/4 ratio instead of 1/3
11:43 <XisDshizL> error
11:43 <tmbg> no, I want to include the napping hours into the POSSIBLE NUMBER OF HOURS IN THE DAY
11:43 <@rasc> 9 hours awake... 3 hours sleeping
11:44 <Annieland> hehehe
11:44 <tmbg> I want the baby to be awake NINE hours
11:44 <@rasc> that's how it works
11:44 <Annieland> rasc explain this to neil so that he'll understand
11:44 <XisDshizL> and 12 hours awake rasc?
11:44 <Annieland> you must have dealt with this before
11:44 <tmbg> so that we don't have to alter the celestial mechanics to suit your whims
11:44 <@rasc> fuck that shit
11:44 <@rasc> my mathing skills suck
11:45 <XisDshizL> ian, for every 1.5 hours you work, I pay you 30 dollars. if you work 12 hours, how much do I owe you
11:45 <Annieland> hahahahah nice one neil
11:46 <@rasc> per hour rate would be 20 bucks
11:46 <Annieland> we are working within the limits of hours in the day!
11:46 <@rasc> yeah annie..... for real
11:46 <XisDshizL> the number of hours in a day doesnt change the ratio of 1/3
11:46 <@rasc> we have a name
11:46 <XisDshizL> 1 hour nap for 3 hours awake
11:46 <Annieland> THAT IS 4 HOURS
11:46 <@rasc> 4 hours total
11:46 <Annieland> the 1 hour nap is 25% of the 4 HOURS
11:46 <XisDshizL> that was my answer!
11:46 <Annieland> 25% of 12 HOURS IS 3
11:47 <Annieland> 3
11:47 <Annieland> 3 HOURS of NAPPING
11:47 <XisDshizL> you dont count the nap time as awake time
11:47 <XisDshizL> lol
11:47 <@rasc> dood
11:47 <XisDshizL> for every 3 hours AWAKE
11:47 <tmbg> XisDshizL: OK stop
11:47 <Annieland> holy shit
11:47 <XisDshizL> 1 hour NAP
11:47 <@rasc> SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!
11:47 <tmbg> XisDshizL: if for every 3 hours you work, I let you take an hour break
11:47 <@rasc> enough with the fucking napping
11:47 <Annieland> rasc, we need to help him
11:47 <Annieland> i don't think we can let this go
11:47 <tmbg> XisDshizL: and you start your day at noon
11:47 <XisDshizL> in 12 hours I have earned 4 hours of break
11:47 <tmbg> Annieland: and leave at midnight
11:47 * Arfy is jealous
11:47 <tmbg> er, XisDshizL and leave at midnight
11:47 <XisDshizL> total time 16 hours
11:47 <Arfy> I am still not ovulating even!
11:47 <@rasc> arfy!!! hiya
11:48 <tmbg> XisDshizL: how many hours do you get PAID for
11:48 <Arfy> I wanna get preg for xmas!
11:48 <XisDshizL> lol tmbg
11:48 <@rasc> he's salary :P
11:48 <tmbg> hourly
11:48 <XisDshizL> misses the point
11:48 <@rasc> no hourly rate
11:48 <tmbg> breaks don't count
11:48 <XisDshizL> you are combining
11:48 <tmbg> no I don't miss the point
11:48 <XisDshizL> in error
11:48 <tmbg> no the fuck I'm not
11:48 <tmbg> I can't possibly believe you could be THIS ignorant
11:48 <tmbg> you must be trolling
11:48 <Arfy> oh! boy is waking up
11:48 <tmbg> and it's working
11:48 <Arfy> bbl
11:48 <tmbg> cause I'm getting annoyed!
11:48 <XisDshizL> if the baby is awake 12 hours a day his naps by that formula should be 4 hours
11:48 <tmbg> HE IS NOT AWAKE 12 HOURS!
11:48 <XisDshizL> which = 30 mins for every 90 awake
11:49 <tmbg> NEVER IS HE AWAKE 12 HOURS!
11:49 <tmbg> NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
11:49 <XisDshizL> the 12 doesnt include the 4 hours of napping
11:49 <tmbg> YES IT DOES
11:49 <tmbg> otherwise you're inventing hours
11:49 <XisDshizL> lol no it doesnt
11:49 <XisDshizL> no I'm not
11:49 <tmbg> ok
11:49 <tmbg> baby sleeps 9pm to 9am
11:49 <tmbg> then wakes up.
11:49 <tmbg> from 9am to 9pm
11:49 <tmbg> how many hours is he awake
11:49 <XisDshizL> 12
11:49 <tmbg> and how many hours does he nap
11:49 <Annieland> heh
11:49 <XisDshizL> 4 if you follow that rule
11:49 <XisDshizL> bahahaha
11:50 <Annieland> that's 28 hours!
11:50 <tmbg> ok, so how did he put 16 hours between 9am and 9pm
11:50 <tmbg> do you feel retarded yet?
11:50 <tmbg> I really hope so
11:50 <XisDshizL> nope. as I said, you start with a false fact
11:50 <tmbg> which is?
11:50 <Annieland> holy holy holy shit
11:50 <XisDshizL> the baby isnt up a full 12 hours. you have to subtract his naps which are not awake time but nap time
11:50 <Annieland> i wish vans could see this
11:50 <XisDshizL> so its not the baby being up for 12 hours
11:51 <tmbg> noone ever said the baby was UP for 12 hours
11:51 <tmbg> in fact, I've repeatedly SCREAMED that he is not
11:51 <XisDshizL> its the baby being up for (12 - (1/3 * 12))
11:51 * Annieland holds tmbg.
11:51 <XisDshizL> the rule is 90 mins awake, 30 mins nap
11:51 <tmbg> yes
11:51 <Annieland> oh he's gonna use equations now
11:51 <tmbg> that doesn't negate my position at all
11:51 <XisDshizL> 1/3 of his awake time should be spent napping
11:51 <tmbg> of the 12 hours left in the day
11:51 <Annieland> 1/4!
11:51 <tmbg> the baby sleeps 25%
11:51 <tmbg> it's not 1/3
11:51 <Annieland> 1/4!!!!!!!!
11:51 <Annieland> aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
11:52 <XisDshizL> so the baby in your scenario would ONLY BE AWAKE FOR 8 HOURS
11:52 <tmbg> 1/3 of his awake time should be spent napping, yes
11:52 <tmbg> nine hours, dick
11:52 <Annieland> 9!!!!!
11:52 <XisDshizL> you double count his sleep time
11:52 <Annieland> YOUR scenario is 8!
11:52 <tmbg> no I don't
11:52 <tmbg> if something costs $9
11:52 <tmbg> and 33% sales tax
11:52 <tmbg> how much does it cost?
11:52 <@rasc> so wait by tmbg and annie's way... in a 24 hour period the baby is awake 18 hours and asleep for a total of 6 ?
11:52 <@rasc> 25%
11:53 <XisDshizL> lol
11:53 <tmbg> rasc: no
11:53 <XisDshizL> yes
11:53 <tmbg> rasc: 15 hours asleep, 9 hours up
11:53 <@rasc> 25%
11:53 <tmbg> because nap time and sleep time aren't the same
11:53 <tmbg> XisDshizL: answer my question, fucker
11:53 <Annieland> 25% of daytime
11:53 <XisDshizL> fucker?
11:53 <XisDshizL> wow
11:53 <tmbg> if something is $9 and tax is 33%, how much does it cost?
11:53 <XisDshizL> your question is not valid
11:53 <tmbg> yes it is.
11:53 <@rasc> 12 bucks
11:53 <tmbg> rasc: thank you
11:53 <tmbg> now
11:53 <@rasc> i know i know
11:53 <XisDshizL> youre adding a value not determining a ratio
11:53 <tmbg> if you spent $120 on something
11:53 <XisDshizL> the tax will be 1/3
11:53 <tmbg> how much of that was tax
11:54 <tmbg> and how much was the base price of the item
11:54 <XisDshizL> not the tax added to the price
11:54 <Annieland> neil seriously, 90 min awake 30 min nap, how do you not see that is 120 minutes
11:54 <@rasc> so in a 12 hour period (daytime) baby is awake 9 hours and alseep for 3 hours
11:54 <tmbg> XisDshizL: answer my question
11:54 <tmbg> it's the same situation
11:54 <XisDshizL> "For every 90 minutes the baby is awake, he should nap for 30 minutes."
11:54 <tmbg> what's 90+30?
11:55 <@rasc> 180
11:55 <XisDshizL> if the baby is awake for 90 minutes.. how long a nap?
11:55 <@rasc> 30 mins neil
11:55 <XisDshizL> 1.5 hours awake = .5 hours nap
11:55 <tmbg> XisDshizL: if the baby is awake for 90 minutes and naps for 30 minutes, how much time has elapsed?
11:55 <XisDshizL> divide 12 by 1.5