I have an idea
Jesse: ?
me: I'll tell you when you tell me the green golf ball joke
Jesse: LOLOLOLOL
me: LOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jesse: that's not so good of an idea
me: /me thinks it's a GREAT idea
Jesse: I should write a script to tell it to you
ok
me: jesse
stop
I GET THE JOKE
Jesse: are you absolutely serious?
me: I heard what cam was saying
no
I'm not
I said that because it was funny and meant I'd never actually tell you
Jesse: I'll tell it to you
7:37 PM
me: ...
Jesse: I will tell you the green golf ball joke
me: ...
Jesse: and you won't like it
me: ....
since you didn't listen to what I just said, go ahead
Jesse: hmm... true
me: the joke is getting people to ask what it is
7:38 PM
Jesse: not really
but you think it is, because I don't want to tell the joke, and you don't believe me when I say ther is one
me: ...
no, I don't
Jesse: exactly.
me: LOL
Jesse: so some day I might tell it to you...
7:39 PM
me: you have been
and I know that
Jesse: optimally an occasion where we're sleeping near eachother
me: and you don't know I ...
O_O
Jesse: ...
me: that hurt my brain
Jesse: that came out...
me: LOL
Jesse: yeah
it works best late at night
me: you're either not hearing what I said, or taking advantage of me thinking you didn't
both are stupid
FORGET I EVER SAID ANYTHING
7:40 PM
Jesse: LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOL
me: LOL
approximately once a week
Jesse: ...
../
me: ROFL
Jesse: ....
wtf?
me: what?
Jesse: confuseod!
why did you just tell me all of the sudden?
me: LOL
to get you to stop with the joke
Jesse: that was SO not on the battle plan
ooohhhhhh
7:41 PM
I WILL tell it to you
I might have to just to got you to believe that there is a joke
7:42 PM
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
stop it already
Jesse: LOLOLOLL
me: what was the "battle plan"?
Jesse: THERE IS A JOKE!
ok
7:43 PM
I'm telling it to you
ready?
me: that depends on your definition
of "ready"
Jesse: Once there was this kid
me: LOL
Jesse: he was 4
me: ROFL
Jesse: hmm...
this is going to take too long to type
me: yes
SEE
I TOLD YOU
THERE IS NO JOKE
Jesse: I'll tell you in person
me: NOW STOP
AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jesse: NO!
me: LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
well
okay
Jesse: THERE IS A JOKE! IT JUST TAKES AT LEAST 20 MINUTES TO TELL!
me: there is a joke
7:44 PM
and you need to STOP TELLING IT
Jesse: ...
I am SO going to write a perl script to tell you the joke
later... well...
hmm
me: that would be easy
print "I'll tell you later.\n";
Jesse: I'm trying to think ofd a good way to do that
I'll tell you in person
me: ^fully optimized
Jesse: Monday, after school
me: NO YOU WON"T
NEVER
EVER
MENTION THE JOKE
AGAIN
Jesse: I WILL!
me: I lost
Jesse: I lost
me: LOL
7:45 PM
Jesse: BY THE ... SOMETHING IMPORTANT, I WILL TELL YOU THE JOKE
me: LOL
I have an xkcd panel for you
just a moment while I find it
(it applies if you think a bit harder than normal)
Jesse: LOLOLOLOL
me: http://xkcd.com/169/ [http://xkcd.com/169/]
panel 5
7:46 PM
Jesse: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I will tell you, monday after school
me: dude
seriously
I am going to block you if you say that one more time
I'm not going to block you LATER
or AT SCHOOL
or WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT
but NOW
I am going to block you NOW if you say it again
7:47 PM
Jesse: if I, for some reason, do net tell it to you by 11:59pm Monday the 26th of November, year of our lord 2007, I shall never again mention the joke to you.
again.
me: that's it
goodbye
Jesse: ...
me: any last words?
Jesse: that was an agreement that I thought you would comply with
me: no, you see
I've heard the joke before
Jesse: seeing as it would force me to stop wentioning it
7:48 PM
*mentioning it
me: LOL
Jesse: if you are correct
me: so you admit it?
which I am
Jesse: no
but this is a good thing for you
because if you are correct
I can never mention it to you again
me: no it's not
see
if I'm correct
and I agree
then you will have mentioned it
and you will not have to never mention it
Jesse: no,
...
me: LOL
7:49 PM
I love how you're trying to keep telling it
Jesse: assuming you are correct, you have me there
me: yes
EXACTLY
and if I'm not correct,
which I am,
I don't know what will happen
Jesse: you are not correct, but I can't prove it vithout telling the joke
me: okay
Jesse: this is a real pickel
yickle
me: LOL
Jesse: *pickle
me: do you want me to block you?
Jesse: something like that
ugghh
we shall resume this Manday after school
me: no
we shall not
Jesse: as agreed
me: ever
7:50 PM
resume it
WAHT
WHAT?>!?!
I DID NOT AGREE
Jesse: well,
as I agreed
me: LOL
Jesse: ok,
for heavens sakes, what must I do to convince you?
me: ..
Jesse: nothing?
me: I honestly have no way to respond to that
Jesse: you are immovable?
me: anything I say, you'll just KEEP MENTIONING IT
7:51 PM
Jesse: there has to be SOME way to convince you
me: and KEEP DENYING IT
Jesse: now
ugghh
me: LOL
Jesse: I'll type up the joke and send it... crap
me: your keyboard broke?
yeah
Jesse: that wan't prove it either
me: I'm sure
Jesse: because then you could say that I'll never send it
me: I could send it to you in a letter... but I'm out of paper
7:52 PM
Jesse: and then block me
me: I could tell you over chat... but it would take too long to type
Jesse: listen to me
me: nope
I won't
let me make this clear
Jesse: I said that that won't work because you woldn't believe me, and you would mblock me
I am not saying that I can not do so
me: there is telling a joke like the green golf ball joke, which I have heard variants of before
and then there is going TOO FUCKING FAR
Jesse: I am saying that you may not be willing te let me do so
7:53 PM
me: which you are doing
-< this is what you are doing.
— this is what I want you to do.
Jesse: and there is you being incorrect and me not being able to prove it without being blocked
me: now that just doesn't make sense
7:54 PM
Jesse: if I start telling it over chat, you will probably block me.
me: ARGH
Jesse: at least, I think you will
me: you did not just say that
YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR
"if I start telling it" YOU HAVE
Jesse: I will tell it over chat if you will let me
me: AND YOU KNOW I KNOW IT
AND YOU REFUSE TO LET GO
Jesse: no...
crap
me: I lost
Jesse: there is NO way to convince you at the moment
me: no there isn't
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5199/picture1gh7.png [http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5199/picture1gh7.png]
say more
I dare you
7:55 PM
Jesse: because if I say I'll tell you, then I'm telling your version of the joke...
thus placing me in an infinite loop of failure
me: I know what you're doing, Dave.
There is only one way to solve this.
Good bye, Dave.