<Seraph> i feel 8 pounds lighter
<Seraph> it was one of those kind of shits that puts you in a hastened frenzy, your ass cheeks quivering and sweating
<eggburt> peanutty ones are worst
<Seraph> as you hurriedly try to unwrap the toilet paper before dropping trow and opening the flood gates
<Sauron> but was it a good poop?
<Sauron> i mean there are good and bad ones we all know it
<Seraph> yeah it was good
<Seraph> but my toilet is sorta fucked up, so the turd went down
<Seraph> but not the TP
<eggburt> I hate hot, liquidy ones
<Seraph> gotta let it take a rest
<Seraph> the ones that make your anus hurt
<Seraph> like someone lit it on fire
<eggburt> my toilet always blocks
<LuminuS> always good to know
<Seraph> that's what we call the "fire squirts"
<eggburt> retracting ones are also annoying
<Seraph> retracting?
<eggburt> you squeeze them out and, whoosh, they go back in
<Sauron> i hate it when u need to crap heaps and then it hurts to wipe your ass
<Seraph> i hate when you're trying to force one out, and at the last moment your ass contracts uncontrollably, and traps a little turtle head in there
<Seraph> just out of reach of your rectal muscles, so it cant be forced out
<Seraph> you have to like, pull your cheeks apart and rock back and forth
<Sauron> i know i hate that
<Seraph> trying to get it to fall loose
<eggburt> lmao
<Sauron> and tehn sometimes u cant
<Sauron> and it makes it really hard to wipe
<Seraph> and when it plops, you get that nasty turd water splash into your butthole
<Sauron> i hate that
<eggburt> ahh, I never get that
<Seraph> yeah i hate when it gets pinched off, but you don't know it
<Sauron> so its not only me that gets that
<Seraph> so you go to wipe and you come off with some nasty turd shit all over the tp
<Sauron> i hate it when u take a good crap and it like isnt there
<Sauron> it just dissapears
<Sauron> damn ninja turds
<Seraph> yeah egg doesn't have that, those euro crappers dont have bowls
<Seraph> they have like, a plateau
<Seraph> with a cliff on the end
<eggburt> I line the water with toilet paper
<eggburt> no splashes
<eggburt> but...
<Sauron> i find that ahrd to imagine
<Seraph> its weird sauron
<eggburt> it can block on the way down
<Seraph> its like, the shit sits on this little flat area inside the toilet
<eggburt> it does?
<Seraph> and when you flush, water pushes it forward and down a hole
<Seraph> in amsterdam it did
<Seraph> the dutch toilets
<eggburt> ahh
<Seraph> its kinda nasty
<Seraph> cuz your shit isn't diluted with the water
<Sauron> ewww
<eggburt> uk have proper, if not small, toilets
<Seraph> so it makes it STANKY
<Seraph> in that little bathroom
<Sauron> almost sounds as bad as thunderboxes
<eggburt> lol
<Seraph> thunderbox?
<Sauron> damn things u just crap downa hole
<Sauron> there in the bush of aus
<eggburt> fart with the added effect of toilet bowl
<Sauron> theres a toilet and then there is no fulush just like a big pit
<Seraph> haha
<eggburt> echoy
<Seraph> thats like an outhouse
<Sauron> lol