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/data {  
  var %x = $chan(0),%o 0,%h 0,%v 0,%r 0,%p 0,%t 0 
  while (%x) { 
    if (($me isop $chan(%x)) || ($me ishop $chan(%x))) { 
      if ($me isop $chan(%x)) { inc %o } 
      if ($me ishop $chan(%x)) { inc %h } 
      inc %p $nick($chan(%x),0) 
    } 
    elseif ($me isvoice $chan(%x)) { inc %v } 
    elseif ($me isreg $chan(%x)) { inc %r } 
    inc %t $nick($chan(%x),0) 
    dec %x 
  } 
  say 11[O6wnage11]: 6I am on 11 $+ $chan(0) 6 $+ $iif($chan(0) iswm 1,channel,channels) $+ . I am an op on 11 $+ %o $+ 6, halfop on 11 $+ %h $+ 6, voiced on 11 $+ %v $+ 6, and a regular user on 11 $+ %r $+ 6. I have power over 11 $+ $+(%p,6/,11,%t) $+ 6 (11 $+ $round($calc((%p / %t) * 100),0) $+ % $+ 6) users. 
}