rendered paste bodyfunction bash($id = NULL) { if (!$id) { $random = file_get_contents("http://bash.org/?random"); $random = str_replace("\n", "", $random); preg_match("/title=\"Permanent link to this quote.\"><b>(.*?)<\/b>/", $rand, $id); $id = str_replace("#", "", $id[1]); } $html = file_get_contents("http://www.bash.org/?quote=$id"); $html = str_replace("\n", "", $html); preg_match("/<font class=\"bodytext\">(.*?)<\/font>/i", $html, $error); preg_match("/<p class=\"qt\">(.*?)<\/p>/i", $html,$quote); $quote = strip_tags($quote[1]); $quote = str_replace("\r", "\n", $quote); if ($error) { return $error[1]; } else { return $quote; }}