Mine

function bash($id = NULL) {
	if (!$id) {
		$random = file_get_contents("http://bash.org/?random");
		$random = str_replace("\n", "", $random);
		preg_match("/title=\"Permanent link to this quote.\"><b>(.*?)<\/b>/", $rand, $id);
		$id = str_replace("#", "", $id[1]);
	}
	$html = file_get_contents("http://www.bash.org/?quote=$id");
	$html = str_replace("\n", "", $html);
	preg_match("/<font class=\"bodytext\">(.*?)<\/font>/i", $html, $error);
	preg_match("/<p class=\"qt\">(.*?)<\/p>/i", $html,$quote);
	$quote = strip_tags($quote[1]);
	$quote = str_replace("\r", "\n", $quote);
	if ($error) { 
		return $error[1];
	} else {
		return $quote;
	}
}