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<?php
/* bmwboy.com scriptz0rz, I am uberleet. */
ob_start();
session_start();
$path = substr(str_replace('\\', '/', getcwd()), 2);
$page = array();
foreach($_GET as $key => $value) $page[] = htmlentities(stripslashes($key));

// allowed pages
$pages = array('index');

// the first element in the $page array
$tpage = in_array($page[0], $pages) ? $page[0] : null;

// writes color to session if isset
if(isset($_GET['c'])) $_SESSION['c'] = $_GET['c'];

// index if the page is null

function index(){
	$bodytext = "Welcome to my page!";
}

if($tpage == null) index();

else{
    // if called page is in array, then show that page.. else show index
    if(in_array($tpage, $pages)) $tpage();
    else index();
}
function head(){
?>
<html>
<head>

<title>bmwboy.com - brandon's piece of the web</title>
</head>
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="style.css" />
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" align="center">
 <tr bgcolor="#000000"> 
  <td width="100%"> 
   <table border="0" width="100%" align="centeR">
    <tr bgcolor="#333333"> 
     <td valign="bottom" colspan="2"> 
      <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0">
       <tr valign="middle"> 
        <td>
                  <div align="left"> <font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><b> 
                    <a href="index.php">home</a> 
                    | <a href="mailto:hacking4food@gmail.com">e-mail</a> </b></font> 
                  </div>
        </td>
                <td> 
                  <div align="right"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="2" face="Tahoma"> 
                    <strong><a href="index.html">bmwboy's junk</a></strong> </font> 
                  </div>
                </td>
       </tr>
      </table>
     </td>
    </tr>
   </table>
  </td>
 </tr>
</table>
<br>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" align="center">
 <tr>
  <td>
   <font size="1" face="Tahoma"><br>&nbsp; </font>
  </td>
    <td valign="top" width="25%"> 
      <table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1" width="100%">
        <tr bgcolor="#000000"> 
          <td align="center"> 
            <table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%" bgcolor="#333333">
              <tr> 
                <td> 
                  <div align="center"> <font color="#FFFFFF" size="1" face="Tahoma"> 
                    <b>welcome to my corner of the web</b></font></div>
                </td>
              </tr>
            </table>
          </td>
        </tr>
        <tr> 
          <td bgcolor="#000000"> 
            <table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%" bgcolor="#333333">
              <tr> 
                <td> 
                  <div align="left"><font size="1" face="Tahoma">you really probably won't find anything you want here, I hardly ever finish anything I start...</font></div>
                </td>
              </tr>
            </table>
          </td>
        </tr>
      </table>
      <br>
      <table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1" width="100%">
        <tr bgcolor="#000000"> 
          <td align="center"> 
            <table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%" bgcolor="#333333">
              <tr> 
                <td> 
                  <div align="center"> <font color="#FFFFFF" size="1" face="Tahoma"> 
                    <b>random crap i like</b></font> </div>
                </td>
              </tr>
            </table>
          </td>
        </tr>
        <tr> 
          <td bgcolor="#000000"> 
            <table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%" bgcolor="#333333">
              <tr> 
                <td> 
                  <div align="left"> 
                    <font size="1" face="Tahoma">
                    <a href="http://www.digg.com/">Digg</a><br>                
                    <a href="http://www.kryptn.com">Kryptn, another dude from school</a><br>
                    <a href="http://www.phpbuilder.com">PHPBuilder - good for all you newbs</a><br?                 
                    
                    </font> </div>
                  </td>
              </tr>
            </table>
          </td>
        </tr>
      </table>
    </td>
<?php }
function content(){
?>
  <td>
   <font size="1" face="Tahoma">&nbsp; </font>
  </td>
  <td valign="top" width="75%">
   <table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1" width="100%">
    <tr bgcolor="#000000"> 
     <td> 
            <table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%">
			    <tr> 
					<td bgcolor="#333333"> <font size="1" face="Tahoma"> <strong>11.03.07 - I'm back </strong></font><br>
					<font color="#909090" size="1" face="Tahoma"> </font><font size="1" face="Tahoma">
					<br>
					
			<!-- begin body content, powered by my crappy makeshift script; bascially, I coded this in 30 minutes -->
				<?php echo $bodytext; ?>
				              </tr>
              <tr bgcolor="#444444"> 
                <td> 
                  <div align="center"> <font face="Tahoma" size="1"> <b>&copy; 2006-2007 brandonw, some rights reserved.</b> </font> </div>
                </td>
              </tr>
            </table>
     </td>
    </tr>
   </table>
  </td>
  <td>
   <font size="1" face="Tahoma">&nbsp; </font>
  </td>
 </tr>
</table>
</body>
</html>
<?php } 
head();
content();
?>