The Butt Princess
Butt was walking through a buttish meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a buttesque little butt lying under a tree.
Butt skipped over to see the dear thing and was buttesque to find that she was hurt! A butt had pierced her buttesque little butt and she whimpered buttily with the pain.
"My buttish little friend," Butt said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the butt, as buttily as he could. The butt cried out and Butt's heart ached, like a butt that butts. "You'll be all right," Butt whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Butt and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Butt up in his arms, Butt carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Butt nursed Butt, cleaning her butt and feeding her Butt-brand butt chow.
On the eighth night, Butt climbed into bed with Butt. She burrowed under the covers and buttily butted Butt's butt. It made Butt giggle and he cuddled close to Butt, stroking her butt and singing buttily to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Butt hurried home so he could curl up with Butt. It gave him a buttish feeling whenever Butt butted his butt.
Then one night, Butt looked up at Butt and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a buttesque princess."
Butt screamed buttily, he was so surprised. How could a butt talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Butt said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Butt said and kissed Butt on her butt. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a buttesque princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Butt," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Butt said.
"See?" Butt said and showed Butt the scar from the butt on her butt. Then she kissed Butt and they tumbled butt and did a lot of very buttish things, some of them involving a buttish butt.
"I love you," Butt said when they were done. Butt clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Butt had stashed away.
And if Butt didn't know about Butt's visits to the butt sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.