(07:47:31) Chris: I didn't even know there were still pirates
(07:47:34) MattBoyle: yeah
(07:47:37) MattBoyle: all over africa lol
(07:47:46) MattBoyle: they're like 400 years late to the party
(07:47:48) MattBoyle: but w/e
(07:47:57) MattBoyle: remember, the pirates don't WANT you to know they're still around
(07:48:15) Chris: I kinda want to be a pirate
(07:48:22) Chris: fuck this engineering
(07:48:30) MattBoyle: i think thats a good career move.
(07:48:34) MattBoyle: no taxes.
(07:48:37) Chris: booty
(07:48:39) MattBoyle: be your own boss.
(07:48:48) MattBoyle: lots of time outdoors.
(07:48:56) Chris: and of course, booty
(07:48:59) MattBoyle: well, duh.
(07:49:01) MattBoyle: that's a given.
(07:49:05) Chris: both female and money
(07:49:08) MattBoyle: indeed
(07:49:12) MattBoyle: best of both worlds.
(07:49:17) MattBoyle: and, you'd get to have a parrot.
(07:49:21) MattBoyle: which would be totally badass.
(07:49:27) Chris: I would name him Willy
(07:49:37) MattBoyle: ....willy?
(07:49:39) MattBoyle: come on now
(07:49:44) MattBoyle: he needs a better name than that.
(07:49:51) MattBoyle: like "Scurvy"
(07:49:57) MattBoyle: that'd be a good name for a pirate parrot.