Saprol

Session Start: Sat Aug 11 00:00:00 2007
Session Ident: #australian
[00:00] <SmartGirL22> haha somethen i should do
[00:00] <^PuPpY^> lol 
[00:08] <SmartGirL22> hmm i should make a cuppa
[00:08] <^PuPpY^> please
[00:08] <^PuPpY^> hehehe
[00:09] <^PuPpY^>  i have a cappucino machine now
[00:09] <SmartGirL22> ohh!!
[00:09] <^PuPpY^> lol no more packet ones for me
[00:10] <SmartGirL22> haha i still buy them lol
[00:10] <^PuPpY^> hehehe  i havent had them n months
[00:10] <SmartGirL22> wish we still had some :( i could go one right now lol
[00:10] <SmartGirL22> aidin back from his date yet?
[00:10] <^PuPpY^> nope
[00:11] <SmartGirL22> ohh la la
[00:11] <SmartGirL22> jnr aidin in 9 months. HAHAHA
[00:11] <^PuPpY^> hahahahaha
[00:11] <^PuPpY^> nah they r both real shy so i cant see that
[00:12] <SmartGirL22> oh its the shy ones u need to watch out for ;)
[00:12] <^PuPpY^> long as he enjoys himself thats all that matters
[00:12] <SmartGirL22> yeh thats it!!
[00:12] <SmartGirL22> oh no, whats his UK g/f gunna say?? LOL
[00:12] <^PuPpY^> hahaha  who knows lol
[00:12] <^PuPpY^>  which 1 he has but 10 of em lol
[00:13] <SmartGirL22> LOL yeh was just gunna say, and the rest
[00:13] <^PuPpY^> \least this one he can touch lol
[00:13] <SmartGirL22> haha true
[00:13] <^PuPpY^>  he went t s trip club a few weeks ago wif his boss
[00:13] <SmartGirL22> rofl
[00:13] <SmartGirL22> surprised dad didnt tag along.. BAHAHAHA
[00:14] <SmartGirL22> unless he did??? lol
[00:14] <^PuPpY^> nah he didnt cme home 
[00:14] <SmartGirL22> who? dad?
[00:14] <^PuPpY^>  he has gone out wif the bss a few times
[00:14] <^PuPpY^> nah Aidin
[00:14] <SmartGirL22> ohhh
[00:14] <^PuPpY^>  an it was a week nite
[00:14] <SmartGirL22> that little stud.. gf's all over the place haha
[00:14] <^PuPpY^> hha good when the boss takes ya out a still ays ya the next day hahaha
[00:15] <SmartGirL22> lol
[00:16] <^PuPpY^> hows ur job huntin goin ?
[00:16] <SmartGirL22> yeh not bad.. had a few interviews.. 
[00:16] <SmartGirL22> stil waiting to hear back
[00:17] <^PuPpY^> are ya still movin ?
[00:17] <SmartGirL22> eventually.. he signed another 6 month lease, so we can try save a bit
[00:17] <SmartGirL22> not cheap where we wanna go :/
[00:18] <^PuPpY^> oh  bumma
[00:19] <SmartGirL22> would prob be better to stay here, and pay petrol, then find a house that side! lol
[00:19] <SmartGirL22> fuck payen $400 for a 3bed 1 bathroom 
[00:19] <^PuPpY^> lol that bad is it
[00:19] <^PuPpY^> OMG
[00:20] <SmartGirL22> i mean, not that we need any more rooms, or bathrooms, but still!! our mand house was 4x2 for 220
[00:20] <SmartGirL22> and that was a nice house!
[00:21] <^PuPpY^> have u got rid of that yet
[00:21] <SmartGirL22> yup'
[00:21] <^PuPpY^> finally lol
[00:21] <SmartGirL22> lease was up on the 29th last month
[00:21] <SmartGirL22> i KNWO!!
[00:21] <^PuPpY^> hahahah 
[00:22] <^PuPpY^> you had to stay for the whole yr
[00:24] <SmartGirL22> yup
[00:24] <^PuPpY^> eep thT sux
[00:25] <^PuPpY^> do u take Tori or  ur parents on the vacations
[00:29] <SmartGirL22> eh?
[00:30] <^PuPpY^> to give Tania a break
[00:30] <^PuPpY^> or has Tori only just come back
[00:31] <SmartGirL22> oh. nah she only came the last week of holidays
[00:31] <^PuPpY^> ahhhhhhh okies
[00:32] <SmartGirL22> and i think rach is comen over 4 xmas, they get 2 weeks off
[00:37] <^PuPpY^> bet that will be hard for her not seein Tri for that long
[00:37] <^PuPpY^>  is she stayin after that 
[00:38] <SmartGirL22> yeh it is, but she is enjoying her 'single' life... even started doin karaoke!! hahaha
[00:39] <SmartGirL22> im not sure what she is doing..
[00:39] <^PuPpY^> lol no thaks i couldnt go wifout the kids
[00:40] <SmartGirL22> dont get me wrong, she misses her! but is enjoying the break
[00:41] <^PuPpY^> yer i know what ya mean
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[00:46] <SmartGirL22> hmm
[00:47] <robotmanus> :s
[00:47] <robotmanus> HI
[00:48] <SmartGirL22> hiya
[00:49] <robotmanus> how are you ?  
[00:49] <robotmanus> :)
[00:49] <SmartGirL22> good thanks and urself?
[00:49] <robotmanus> dizzy
[00:50] <SmartGirL22> how come?
[00:50] <robotmanus> cause i sleep bad
[00:50] <SmartGirL22> i know what thats like
[00:52] <robotmanus> i have a friend here but i don't remeber her nick  :S
[00:53] <robotmanus> bluelady
[00:53] <robotmanus> or ladyblue
[00:53] <robotmanus> i don't remeber well
[00:53] <SmartGirL22> ladyblue
[00:53] <SmartGirL22> i think
[00:54] <robotmanus> where are  her :S
[00:55] <SmartGirL22> i dont know
[00:57] <robotmanus> what time is there in australia
[00:58] <SmartGirL22> well, in Perth its 11pm
[00:58] <robotmanus> :O
[00:59] <robotmanus> i can know your name ? ;)
[00:59] <SmartGirL22> if u can guess it ;)
[00:59] <robotmanus> lol
[01:01] <robotmanus> mine is leandro and yours ? 
[01:02] <SmartGirL22> hess
[01:02] <SmartGirL22> jess
[01:02] <^PuPpY^> bye all time for bed
[01:02] <robotmanus> glad to meet you jess :))
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[01:03] <SmartGirL22> u2 :) im off to bed too
[01:03] <SmartGirL22> night!
[01:03] <robotmanus> ok
[01:03] <robotmanus> take care :))
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[02:11] <Pangeran_Cinta> hi... any body homee\
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[04:35] <Jules> yo peoples
[04:35] <Duracell^Bunny> yoooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[04:35] <Jules> what a topic
[04:36] <Jules> i think ive forgotten how to suck
[04:36] <Duracell^Bunny> e offers lessons
[04:37] <Jules> :P
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06[05:31] * Slushpuppy wags her tail for Duracell^Bunny
06[05:32] * Duracell^Bunny wags his tail for Slushpuppy
06[05:33] * Slushpuppy strokes the tail hard and fast
06[05:33] * Duracell^Bunny moans
06[05:35] * Slushpuppy does it even harder and faster
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[05:38] <Duracell^Bunny> yes
06[05:38] * Slushpuppy takes bunny and washes him up
[05:38] <Slushpuppy> no
[05:41] <Duracell^Bunny> maybe?
[05:41] <Slushpuppy> ok maybe
[05:43] <Duracell^Bunny> D
[05:43] <Slushpuppy> s
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[06:07] <Slushpuppy> dangly? Boob lift here i come!
06[06:08] * Duracell^Bunny offers his dangly bits to Slushpuppy
06[06:08] * Slushpuppy plays with them and puts them in the freezer
03[06:09] * DX[sleep] is now known as |D-X|
06[06:09] * Slushpuppy lix |D-X|
06[06:10] * |D-X| cums
[06:10] <Slushpuppy> thats right baby!
[06:11] <Duracell^Bunny> young men
[06:11] <Duracell^Bunny> cum at the drop of a hat
[06:12] <Duracell^Bunny> you need some one who can last a bit longer
[06:12] <Duracell^Bunny> and work at it a few more times :P
[06:12] <Slushpuppy> i was think more to the effect that i can still make a young man cum with one lick
[06:12] <Duracell^Bunny> lol
[06:13] <Slushpuppy> saves a hell of a lot of wear and tear on my tongue
[06:17] <Duracell^Bunny> thats fine
[06:17] <Duracell^Bunny> i prefer to use mine
[06:17] <Slushpuppy> well hell, i prefer for someone to use theirs too
[06:18] <Duracell^Bunny> :P
[06:18] <Slushpuppy> :o
06[06:21] * Duracell^Bunny is a cunning linguist
[06:33] <Slushpuppy> lol...of course I read that at as Duracell^Bunny is a cumming linguist
[06:35] <Duracell^Bunny> that as well
01[06:37] <|D-X|> lol
[06:37] <Slushpuppy> hell if that the benefit of being a linguist....count me in!
01[06:40] <|D-X|> lol i thought you were in ages ago
[06:41] <Slushpuppy> ive been faking it
01[06:42] <|D-X|> hahah
[06:45] <Duracell^Bunny> me too
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[09:36] <mkalakh> hi
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[09:59] <dreamstar> hi Slushpuppy :)
[10:00] <Slushpuppy> hi dreamstar :) *hugs*
[10:00] <Slushpuppy> how are you hun?
[10:00] <dreamstar> alright... yorself?
[10:00] <Slushpuppy> eh, tired..but other then that, I'm good
[10:02] <Slushpuppy> damn, I can not wait for winter :(
06[10:06] * Legin builds a giant wall so you can keep summer forever
06[10:06] * Slushpuppy drags Legin behind the wall with her
[10:07] <Legin> lol you cant do that yer on the other side
[10:07] <Slushpuppy> i climbed over just for you
[10:08] <Legin> summer better not be able to climb over then
[10:09] <dreamstar> god no
[10:09] <dreamstar> we'll all die!
[10:09] <dreamstar> I HATE summer
[10:09] <Slushpuppy> well since im stuck back here...i may as well install some aircons buy a mini fridge and a bed..oh and a TV of course
[10:11] <Legin> you can always go fix my car sterio for me
[10:11] <dreamstar> mine too
[10:11] <Slushpuppy> fine
[10:11] <Slushpuppy> point the way
06[10:11] * Slushpuppy grabs her tools
[10:12] <dreamstar> i want the money out of it though!!!!!!!!
[10:12] <dreamstar> LOL
[10:12] <Legin> dont burn yerself with the soldering iron like I did
[10:12] <Slushpuppy> oh i did that once when i was a itty bitty girl
[10:13] <dreamstar> oh i feel sick
[10:14] <dreamstar> cool.. looks like i'm gettin what the kids had
[10:14] <dreamstar> bloody hope not
[10:14] <Legin> im kinda pissed off actually the job agency im with hasnt paid me tis week
[10:14] <Legin> this
[10:15] <dreamstar> job agency?
[10:15] <Legin> yeah
[10:16] <Legin> my work pays them and they pay me til im put on permanant
[10:16] <Legin> that would be next week
[10:18] <dreamstar> ok
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[10:22] <Slushpuppy> wb bri
[10:22] <_Xanadu_> ta
[10:23] <Slushpuppy> :) anytime
[10:25] <dreamstar> how was your night bri?
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[10:44] <_Xanadu_> good good
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Session Close: Sat Aug 11 13:28:37 2007

Session Start: Sat Aug 11 13:28:37 2007
Session Ident: #australian
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03[13:41] * Topic is '<|D-X|> brad_sydney yes it lived to bite ur dick another day <dreamstar> it's goin down.. nice <Maverick20> he said my sucking was bad'
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[14:15] <dreamstar> ARGH! What is going on in this town
[14:15] <dreamstar> yeeehaa cowboys everywhere
[14:15] <_Xanadu_> lol here too - friggen ekka
[14:15] <dreamstar> contry music playin
[14:16] <_Xanadu_> ewwww
[14:17] <dreamstar> haha
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[14:17] <dreamstar> i went to macca's.. i drive a bus.. and my car was the smallest in the drive throgh 
[14:17] <dreamstar> how sad
[14:17] <dreamstar> lol
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[14:21] <_Xanadu_> haha
[14:21] <_Xanadu_> my car is always the smallest
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[14:34] <Slushpuppy> wb dreamstar
[14:34] <_Xanadu_> i feel a bit blah today
[14:35] <Slushpuppy> :(
[14:36] <_Xanadu_> tooo much to drink and not enough slee
[14:36] <_Xanadu_> sleep
[14:36] <Slushpuppy> yeah that'll make ya blah for sure
[14:38] <dreamstar> chopped my finger last night.. and now it's bleeding again
[14:39] <dreamstar> bloody hell
[14:39] <_Xanadu_> ewwwwww
[14:39] <dreamstar> uuuuunnnbbbbbb
[14:39] <_Xanadu_> no bloody finger
[14:39] <dreamstar> all the letters that aren't working
[14:39] <dreamstar> properly
[14:42] <_Xanadu_> bugger\
[14:43] <dreamstar> i'm going to a dead person's birthday party tonight
[14:43] <_Xanadu_> ooh that sounds ummm interesting
[14:43] <_Xanadu_> will they be there?
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[14:43] <dreamstar> yeh.. de composed and all!
[14:43] <_Xanadu_> noice
[14:43] <dreamstar> hahahaha
[14:43] <_Xanadu_> and you say ppl at the pub are smelly
[14:43] <dreamstar> lmfao
[14:44] <dreamstar> yeh well she's not really going to be there
[14:44] <dreamstar> bt the family is..
[14:44] <dreamstar> dunno what's worse
[14:44] <_Xanadu_> why are they having a party for her if she
[14:44] <_Xanadu_> s dead?
[14:44] <_Xanadu_> bah premature entering
[14:46] <dreamstar> i don't know
[14:46] <dreamstar> gues her kids wanted to do something for her bday
[14:47] <dreamstar> she died in january
[14:47] <dreamstar> would of been her 45th bday today
[14:47] <dreamstar> i wasn't invited but i'm going anyway
[14:50] <_Xanadu_> i guess that is nice - in an odd way
[14:50] <dreamstar> lol
[14:50] <dreamstar> yes
[14:51] <dreamstar> all very formal
[14:51] <dreamstar> nice china gets taken out
[14:51] <dreamstar> just for my kids to break
06[14:51] * dreamstar smiles sweetly
[14:51] <dreamstar> nice lace table cloths.. spoons and shit
[14:51] <dreamstar> err..
[14:51] <dreamstar> sickening
[14:51] <dreamstar> cakes and scones and tea and coffee
[14:51] <dreamstar> triangle sandwiches
[14:52] <dreamstar> ok.. time for me to change families..
[14:52] <dreamstar> rich snobs
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[14:53] <brad_sydney> heyas
[14:53] <_Xanadu_> hey brad
[14:53] <brad_sydney> hey bri hows things?
[14:53] <_Xanadu_> not bad - tired, a bit seedy but alive and kicking
[14:53] <brad_sydney> so good one last night then?
[14:54] <Athame> bah! where the fuck do you get them interchangable buckle belts? I just went out looking for one and even shops cant tell me
[14:54] <_Xanadu_> yeh not bad - just a few quiet drinks and a not so quiet policeman - lol
[14:54] <brad_sydney> lol excellent :)
[14:54] <brad_sydney> noge! hey
[14:54] <dreamstar> get what nige?
[14:54] <brad_sydney> howdy kal :)
[14:54] <dreamstar> hi
[14:54] <Athame> allo :o) btw
[14:54] <_Xanadu_> id buy one online nige
[14:55] <Athame> I'm too fat for my studded one I need to put that buckle on a new belt
[14:55] <brad_sydney> losing weight is free though :P
[14:56] <brad_sydney> could save ya some money 
[14:56] <Athame> I've lost some already
[14:56] <brad_sydney> and whom were you chasing, noge?
[14:56] <Athame> lolbut I think thats it middle aged spread is settling in for life
[14:57] <brad_sydney> oh god middle age spread. How i dread the thought of that
[14:57] <Athame> unavoidaable I think
[14:57] <brad_sydney> Im buying a fucking girdle if I get it
[14:57] <dreamstar> jesus christ.. i'm in trouble if i start spreading
[14:57] <Athame> hahahha
[14:58] <_Xanadu_> my spread is not age related - its food related
03[14:58] * brad_sydney changes topic to '<|D-X|> brad_sydney yes it lived to bite ur dick another day <dreamstar> it's goin down.. nice <Maverick20> he said my sucking was bad <dreamstar> jesus christ.. i'm in trouble if i start spreading'
[14:58] <Athame> hahahahhahha
[14:58] <dreamstar> lmao
[14:58] <dreamstar> ffs.. 2 times.. in the topic..
[14:58] <dreamstar> that's terrible
[14:58] <Athame> lucky theres no quote bot
[14:59] <_Xanadu_> exactly
[14:59] <brad_sydney> Bri, that the food relation scares me more. If i lose this metabolism Im in biiiig trouble
[14:59] <_Xanadu_> i have the quote bot equivalent on my msn space - for the stupid things my friends and i have said
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[15:00] <_Xanadu_> lol well you better hope it doesnt brad
[15:00] <Athame> brad I used to be unhealthy thin before my 30th
[15:00] <Athame> nothing I could do would put on weight
[15:01] <brad_sydney> well, i've hit 32 and not put on unhealthy weight. Lets hope it holds. 
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[15:01] <brad_sydney> wb kal 
[15:01] <_Xanadu_> i cant wait til next month when i finish work at 4 and can go for a walk before it gets dark
[15:01] <brad_sydney> argh noge - ya freaking me out lol
[15:01] <Athame> wb kal
[15:02] <Athame> sharing is caring brad like I told a friend when she asked if I was healthy enough to visit
[15:02] <brad_sydney> hahaha
[15:03] <Athame> bloody flu
[15:03] <brad_sydney> its still hangin' around?
[15:03] <Athame> still cant chake the remnants
[15:03] <Athame> shake
[15:03] <_Xanadu_> told you it lasts about 3 weeks
[15:03] <Athame> this is 3 innit?
[15:04] <_Xanadu_> ahhh kid on tv movie playing with his dads gun and just shot himself - ack
[15:04] <Athame> stargate?
[15:04] <_Xanadu_> nah shit tv movie
[15:05] <_Xanadu_> im going to kill my friend michelle when i see her tomorrow
[15:05] <Athame> lol when I was a kid a mates dad was a copper lol he got his dads gun off the wardrobe and shot at some other kids stirring us from the front of his house
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[15:05] <brad_sydney> smarticus!!!
[15:05] <_Xanadu_> she's told everyone i have a hickey
[15:06] <SmartGirL22> brad!!!
[15:06] <brad_sydney> lol bri but you do, i hope
[15:06] <SmartGirL22> u probably do :P
[15:06] <Athame> allochrystal
[15:06] <_Xanadu_> probably why they arent allowed to bring them home these days nige
[15:06] <SmartGirL22> hey nige :):)
[15:06] <_Xanadu_> yes i do - but thats not the point
06[15:06] * brad_sydney sits smarty on his lap for a good long fondle and grope
[15:06] <SmartGirL22> WOO!!
[15:06] <SmartGirL22> haha hussy :P
[15:07] <brad_sydney> lol bri, lucky he didnt put the handcuffs on you. Those marks would be tougher to disguise
[15:07] <_Xanadu_> lol i know i know
[15:08] <Athame> only if you struggle
[15:08] <brad_sydney> no fun if you dont :P
[15:08] <Athame> seems to me its pointless with a set of real handcuffs on
[15:09] <_Xanadu_> well you're hardly just gonna lie there and do nothing are ya
[15:09] <Athame> lol me no but then again i wouldnt let anyone put em on
[15:09] <_Xanadu_> i wouldnt let just anyone....
[15:09] <SmartGirL22> I FUCKING HATE HOUSEWORK
[15:10] <brad_sydney> awww smarty
[15:10] <SmartGirL22> i have handcuffs, diamond ones, but i dont use them.. LOL more of a 'display'
[15:10] <Athame> come do mine SmartGirL22 its much more fun
[15:10] <brad_sydney> HAHAHHA
[15:10] <SmartGirL22> no fanks Athame :(
[15:10] <_Xanadu_> i have some too but they arent the real thing ;( the real thing brought over by a cop would be hot
[15:10] <SmartGirL22> haha fucken oath
[15:11] <brad_sydney> Bri, this will make you ill. Mel bought a pair of those pseudo-cuffs, with the safety switches in them. Ug. Actually, i just made myself sick. 
[15:11] <Athame> ?
[15:11] <SmartGirL22> whos mel??
01[15:12] <|D-X|> hahaha
[15:12] <Athame> geckogal
01[15:12] <|D-X|> are you serious brad?
[15:12] <brad_sydney> geckogal
[15:12] <SmartGirL22> HAHA
04[15:12] <brad_sydney> yeah stu, i am
06[15:12] * |D-X| pukes
[15:12] <brad_sydney> I think i broke through them trying to leave the bed once 
04[15:12] <Athame> youknow her dx?
[15:12] <SmartGirL22> sure brad :P
01[15:12] <|D-X|> yes Athame
01[15:12] <|D-X|> from years ago
[15:12] <Athame> I've met her
[15:12] <SmartGirL22> u used to shag her, didnt u stew? :P
[15:12] <brad_sydney> the chains are so weak on those things
04[15:12] <_Xanadu_> stu was at her 21st
[15:12] <brad_sydney> they had fucking fluffy fur on them 
01[15:13] <|D-X|> SmartGirL22.. hell no
[15:13] <SmartGirL22> BAHAHAHAHA
01[15:13] <|D-X|> pink brad?
[15:13] <_Xanadu_> brad did tho - ewwww
[15:13] <brad_sydney> oh thank FUCK for that 
[15:13] <SmartGirL22> 2 dollar shop  brad
[15:13] <brad_sydney> i was about to chop my cock off 
[15:13] <Athame> brad was gonna marry her
[15:13] <brad_sydney> like hell I was - where did you hear that noge ROGL
06[15:13] * |D-X| falls off his chair
[15:13] <Athame> :oP
[15:13] <brad_sydney> ROFL
[15:13] <SmartGirL22> 'sweet dreams are made of these'
01[15:13] <|D-X|> I offically dont work for telstra no more :D:D:D
[15:13] <_Xanadu_> werent you gonna move here for her brad? or was she moving there?
[15:13] <SmartGirL22> HAHAHA
[15:13] <Athame> shoulda seen all the lovey stuff in #Australia
[15:13] <Guest60404> Athame, all (~zal_arab9@130.subnet214.astinet.telkom.net.id) was last seen being kicked from #Australia by ChanServ ( User has been banned from the channel) 3 days 20 hours 5 minutes ago (07.08. 19:12), after spending some time there.
[15:14] <SmartGirL22> telstra are fucked.. said i have to combined my home phone with mobile plan to change address
[15:14] <Athame> now that was making me wanna puke
01[15:14] <|D-X|> no you dont SmartGirL22
[15:14] <SmartGirL22> im like, dude, its not my house phone i have no say
[15:14] <Athame> buahahahhaha
[15:14] <brad_sydney> i cant remember. I just remember her mother calling me at work when i broke up with mel. Her mother went off at me over the phone, then kept calling the front office asking to be put through to my department. 
[15:14] <_Xanadu_> brad were you before or after her r'ship with the guy from the uk who may or may not have been in a wheelchair?
01[15:14] <|D-X|> SmartGirL22 you got lied to
[15:14] <brad_sydney> It was a huge fucking bitchfest
01[15:14] <|D-X|> just change ur mobile
01[15:14] <|D-X|> they want you to single bill
[15:14] <brad_sydney> lol before i hope
01[15:14] <|D-X|> NO SINGLE BILL FOR J00
[15:14] <_Xanadu_> her mum makes awesome potato bake
[15:14] <SmartGirL22> yeh, fucken indian/pakistani/non speaking english farker
01[15:15] <|D-X|> SmartGirL22 still aussie based
01[15:15] <|D-X|> so your raciest
[15:15] <brad_sydney> bri, she also knows how to play the guilt card REALLY well 
[15:15] <SmartGirL22> i dont think i have alot left on my plan any way.. might just pay it out and thats that NO MORE TELSTRA BILL FOR MEEEEEE
04[15:15] <_Xanadu_> racist stu
[15:15] <SmartGirL22> haha yeh i am
01[15:15] <|D-X|> bri
01[15:15] <|D-X|> RACIEST
01[15:15] <|D-X|> COZ ITS MY SPELLIN
01[15:15] <|D-X|> jthx
[15:15] <_Xanadu_> meaning more racey 
[15:16] <brad_sydney> bri, her mum rang me after mel visited, thanking me for, and I quote, "taking care of her daughter"
[15:16] <_Xanadu_> lol
01[15:16] <|D-X|> omg
[15:16] <dreamstar> lol
[15:16] <dreamstar> what?
[15:16] <dreamstar> that's terrible lol
[15:16] <brad_sydney> I almost fucking DIED laughing
[15:16] <SmartGirL22> HAHAHAHHAHHA
01[15:16] <|D-X|> her family is more sad then what i thought
[15:16] <brad_sydney> its what she said 
[15:16] <SmartGirL22> did u take her virginity??
[15:16] <_Xanadu_> its ok brad - you can chalk that r'ship up to community service
[15:16] <brad_sydney> "thanks brad for taking care of Mel"
[15:16] <SmartGirL22> and mum was finally happy? HAHA
[15:16] <brad_sydney> yeah smarty ROFL
[15:16] <brad_sydney> HAHAHHA
[15:16] <Athame> yeah brad did you?
[15:16] <SmartGirL22> omfg!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[15:16] <brad_sydney> no she soo didnt mean it that way
[15:16] <SmartGirL22> hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[15:16] <SmartGirL22> hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[15:16] <SmartGirL22> hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[15:17] <_Xanadu_> lol no they were super duper religious
[15:17] <brad_sydney> yeah they are freaks like that
01[15:17] <|D-X|> brad your more sad then what i thought;/ still cannot get over you going out with her
[15:17] <brad_sydney> she so didnt see the other side of what she said
[15:17] <dreamstar> lol
[15:17] <SmartGirL22> u screwed her. say no more brad :P
[15:17] <dreamstar> lmfao
[15:17] <dreamstar> hey smarty
[15:17] <SmartGirL22> hey dreamy!
[15:17] <brad_sydney> i didnt go out with her. It was two weekends of over the internet ordered kinky sex with a virgin 
[15:17] <dreamstar> hows you honey bunny?
[15:18] <_Xanadu_> lol from memory mel and smartie have something in common too
01[15:18] <|D-X|> she could never be kinky
01[15:18] <|D-X|> they both fucked brad?
04[15:18] <brad_sydney> stu, i taught her well. 
[15:18] <SmartGirL22> oh god what?/
[15:18] <brad_sydney> she loves that stuff
[15:18] <SmartGirL22> NERT! i never fucked brad
[15:18] <SmartGirL22> yet.. BAHAHAHA
[15:18] <SmartGirL22> iim good dreamstar!! hows u?
[15:18] <brad_sydney> not yet
[15:18] <Athame> hahahha
[15:18] <dreamstar> LOL
[15:18] <brad_sydney> HAHHHAHHAHA
[15:18] <dreamstar> great!!!!!!
[15:18] <brad_sydney> ROFL
[15:18] <dreamstar> except the hill billes in town
[15:18] <SmartGirL22> hahahaha
[15:18] <dreamstar> they've taken over!!!!!!!!!!!
01[15:18] <|D-X|> in warwick kal?
[15:18] <dreamstar> fuckin yeehaa cowboys
[15:18] <_Xanadu_> nah a different male - but mel didnt sleep with him - dont wanna know if smarty did
[15:18] <dreamstar> yes
01[15:18] <|D-X|> did you see the car show last night?
01[15:19] <|D-X|> in palermin st
01[15:19] <|D-X|> err
[15:19] <dreamstar> ????
01[15:19] <|D-X|> palmerin
[15:19] <dreamstar> nope
[15:19] <SmartGirL22> only think i can think of would be that guy from england
01[15:19] <|D-X|> they closed the street for this car show
[15:19] <dreamstar> maybe that's what all the noise was!!
[15:19] <dreamstar> LOL
[15:19] <brad_sydney> OMG you screwed wheelchair dude?
[15:19] <SmartGirL22> we used to talk to, and i dunno if its the same one, but this guy wasnt in a chair
[15:19] <SmartGirL22> no i never met him!!!
[15:19] <brad_sydney> OMG 
[15:19] <brad_sydney> err are we talking about 
[15:19] <_Xanadu_> nah - im thinking of someone in your more recent past miss chrystal
[15:19] <brad_sydney> an OP in the other chan?
[15:19] <SmartGirL22> OMG
[15:20] <SmartGirL22> are u serious??
01[15:20] <|D-X|> bri.. wasnt wheel chair guy from ireland?
01[15:20] <|D-X|> and ment to be some computer tech?
[15:20] <dreamstar> screwin ppl you meet online smarty.. that's terrible!!!!!!!!!!
[15:20] <SmartGirL22> i KNOW!!!
06[15:20] * |D-X| winks at kal
[15:20] <brad_sydney> YEAH
[15:20] <SmartGirL22> its only been, 2 or 3.. LOL
[15:20] <brad_sydney> FUCKING IRC SLUT!!
04[15:20] * dreamstar hides stu
[15:20] <_Xanadu_> i cant remember - but i remember we all thought he was lying
[15:20] <brad_sydney> hahah 5 for me ROFL
[15:20] <Athame> lol no its not kal
[15:20] <SmartGirL22> YOUR THE ONE TO TALK BRAD!!!!
01[15:20] <|D-X|> 15 for me
[15:20] <brad_sydney> gotcha beat, smarty. You have to do two more!!!
[15:20] <dreamstar> lmao
04[15:20] * SmartGirL22 looks at brad and nige... and stu just to have YOU beat
04[15:20] <dreamstar> are you serious stu?
[15:20] <dreamstar> OMG!
04[15:20] <brad_sydney> dx, wanking your peanut to their nick doesnt count.
01[15:21] <|D-X|> yes kal
01[15:21] <|D-X|> haha
[15:21] <Athame> hahahhaha
[15:21] <dreamstar> that's discusting!
[15:21] <_Xanadu_> who knew there were that many desperate ppl on the net?
[15:21] <dreamstar> lol
01[15:21] <|D-X|> bri your desperate
[15:21] <SmartGirL22> i swore i took his virginity bri.. he was acting like a fucken clingy lil 15y.o who just lost hers!!!!
[15:21] <dreamstar> 15?? 
[15:21] <dreamstar> omg..
04[15:21] <brad_sydney> i wondered why I would often whois stu and he would be in #fred hollows appreciation chat
[15:21] <_Xanadu_> no im not
[15:22] <SmartGirL22> ROFL
[15:22] <_Xanadu_> lol haha -ewwww
01[15:22] <|D-X|> i dont want them to see me
01[15:22] <|D-X|> so why would i be in that chat?
01[15:22] <|D-X|> id be in some anti-fred follows chat
[15:22] <SmartGirL22> actually, i shouldnt have admitted that.. should i??
[15:22] <dreamstar> LOL
[15:22] <_Xanadu_> and why would blind ppl be chatting anyways?
[15:22] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHAHHA
[15:22] <SmartGirL22> yeh doofus
01[15:22] <|D-X|> becausethey can talk
[15:22] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHAHAH
[15:22] <Athame> its ok SmartGirL22 we'lleventually tell everyone
01[15:22] <|D-X|> and computers can write
01[15:23] <|D-X|> DIPSHITS
01[15:23] <|D-X|> and computers can talk what they read
[15:23] <dreamstar> i haven't even slept with 15 ppl full stop!
[15:23] <SmartGirL22> HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA like wheel chair guy from family guy.. OH YES.. TOUCH.. ME.. THERE
[15:23] <_Xanadu_> just use a fucking telephone chat line then - much easier
[15:23] <SmartGirL22> me either dreamstar
01[15:23] <|D-X|> bri you talking from experience?
[15:23] <_Xanadu_> im with you dreamstar
[15:23] <brad_sydney> HAHAHHA did they use their guide dogs to find your cock? At least then you could claim the cold noses was what caused it to shrivel
[15:23] <SmartGirL22> im at.. *counts*
[15:23] <SmartGirL22> 8 LOL
01[15:23] <|D-X|> kal.. its been like 9 since i slept with you
[15:23] <dreamstar> i don't even think i've gone over 10!!!!
[15:23] <dreamstar> lol
01[15:23] <|D-X|> i mean
01[15:24] <|D-X|> "met" you
06[15:24] * |D-X| snickers
[15:24] <dreamstar> LOL
[15:24] <Athame> hehehe
[15:24] <dreamstar> shhh!!!!!!
[15:24] <SmartGirL22> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA BRAD
[15:24] <_Xanadu_> actual sex sex -  i'm at 5
[15:24] <dreamstar> i can't remember who i've slept with
01[15:24] <|D-X|> i can name like 7 out of my list
[15:24] <brad_sydney> in total, or at a time bri?
[15:24] <SmartGirL22> rofl
[15:24] <dreamstar> i can name 4
[15:25] <dreamstar> 2 from the net
[15:25] <dreamstar> LOL
[15:25] <_Xanadu_> lol total brad 
[15:25] <SmartGirL22> i can name all 8 :P 
[15:25] <dreamstar> OMG CHEERIO!!!!!
06[15:25] * Athame shakes his head
[15:25] <SmartGirL22> ner ner 
[15:25] <dreamstar> BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH
[15:25] <SmartGirL22> ive slept with 3 michaels.. HAHA
[15:25] <dreamstar> can i add in dicks that i've seen??
[15:25] <dreamstar> LOL
[15:25] <brad_sydney> okay whats the rule? Multiply what a girl numbers by four, divide what a guy says by six?
[15:26] <SmartGirL22> no idea
[15:26] <brad_sydney> I've slept with 3 Mels, chrystal lol
[15:26] <dreamstar> no idea
[15:26] <SmartGirL22> haha
01[15:26] <|D-X|> brad so in that case mine would be 200?
[15:26] <brad_sydney> 3 1/2 actually
[15:26] <dreamstar> most of the ppl i've slept with were b4 i turned 18
[15:26] <SmartGirL22> LOL 1/2? was she a midget?
01[15:26] <|D-X|> lol
[15:26] <_Xanadu_> no she 1.5 times the size of a normal person
[15:26] <brad_sydney> Nope, relates to names
[15:26] <dreamstar> after that it was jst the 1
[15:26] <brad_sydney> ROFL BRI!!!
[15:26] <brad_sydney> HAHAHHAHA
[15:27] <dreamstar> that's not nice
04[15:27] <dreamstar> in that case.. stu's is 15.5
[15:27] <brad_sydney> when talking about my sex life, not much is kal.
[15:27] <_Xanadu_> i have a mutiple name thing with guys ive been interested in recently
[15:27] <_Xanadu_> 2 bens and 2 chris's
[15:27] <dreamstar> i don't think i have any regrets in my sex  life
[15:27] <_Xanadu_> only slept with 1 ben and 1 chris tho
01[15:27] <|D-X|> except me kal :P
[15:27] <brad_sydney> I slept with someone with the same name as my sister. THATS scary. 
[15:28] <dreamstar> nah
[15:28] <SmartGirL22> lol
[15:28] <dreamstar> hahahahhaahahaah
04[15:28] <dreamstar> smarty didn't know stu!!!!!!
[15:28] <dreamstar> ahahhahaha
[15:28] <SmartGirL22> oh this day just keeps getting better n better
[15:28] <dreamstar> slack arse
[15:28] <dreamstar> lol
[15:28] <_Xanadu_> its ok kal - you can chalk that r'ship up to community service
[15:29] <dreamstar> BuD_WiZeR was another
[15:29] <SmartGirL22> was that matt?
[15:29] <brad_sydney> You doing charity work, kal?
[15:29] <dreamstar> yep
[15:29] <brad_sydney> LOL bri
[15:29] <dreamstar> nope
[15:29] <dreamstar> omg.. there's more than 2 from online
[15:29] <_Xanadu_> i have friends who have repeated cases of fuckers remorse
[15:29] <dreamstar> i can think of 2 m ore
[15:29] <SmartGirL22> turtle
[15:29] <dreamstar> NO!!!!!!!!!!
[15:29] <SmartGirL22> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[15:30] <SmartGirL22> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[15:30] <brad_sydney> OMG SHARE 
[15:30] <SmartGirL22> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[15:30] <dreamstar> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[15:30] <dreamstar> i did not!!!!!!!!
[15:30] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
01[15:30] <|D-X|> I have 3 or 4 fuckers remorse
[15:30] <SmartGirL22> almost!!!!
[15:30] <brad_sydney> Kal, you tell us!!!
[15:30] <dreamstar> DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01[15:30] <|D-X|> she fucked turtle
[15:30] <dreamstar> i sodidn't
[15:30] <SmartGirL22> mmmmmmmmm lycra
[15:30] <dreamstar> no no no
[15:30] <brad_sydney> come on - lets out the ppl we have screwed from online!
01[15:30] <|D-X|> yes yes yes
[15:30] <dreamstar> NO!
[15:30] <dreamstar> lmfao!
[15:30] <brad_sydney> yes yes yes yes!!!
[15:30] <SmartGirL22> wouldnt surprise me stew LOL
04[15:30] <dreamstar> am i one of your regrets stu?
01[15:30] <|D-X|> SmartGirL22.. kal has a habbit to talk on ze phone :P
01[15:30] <|D-X|> no kal
[15:30] <dreamstar> I DIDN"T FCK HIM!
[15:30] <Athame> you "slept with jj too huh kal
[15:31] <dreamstar> no
04[15:31] <brad_sydney> no, stu did
[15:31] <_Xanadu_> haha this game will be fun - cos i aint got no secrets mine is obvious
[15:31] <SmartGirL22> actually, theres only 2 ppl online ive fucked.. another is his parents are online.. HAHA
01[15:31] <|D-X|> before or after i fucked you brad?
[15:31] <dreamstar> lmfao!
[15:31] <brad_sydney> Cant remember you fucking me. Was I asleep? 
[15:31] <dreamstar> ok.. there's bud.. matt.. was with him for like.. 6 months
01[15:31] <|D-X|> yes
04[15:31] <dreamstar> then stu
[15:31] <dreamstar> then chris
[15:31] <dreamstar> then..
[15:32] <dreamstar> no idea what his name was
[15:32] <brad_sydney> nicks please!!
[15:32] <brad_sydney> ROFL KAL
[15:32] <dreamstar> then my sperm doner
01[15:32] <|D-X|> sperm doner x 4 isnt it kal
[15:32] <_Xanadu_> donor ;0
04[15:32] <brad_sydney> doner is a kebab, stu
01[15:32] <|D-X|> donnah
[15:32] <_Xanadu_> otherwise you're making me think of kebabs
01[15:32] <|D-X|> ill doner you in a minute
[15:33] <brad_sydney> LOL 
[15:33] <dreamstar> that's the last person i was with
[15:33] <dreamstar> and no more!
04[15:33] <brad_sydney> STU SLEEPS WITH HOMMUS
[15:33] <dreamstar> lmfao
[15:33] <SmartGirL22> yummmmmm kebabs
01[15:33] <|D-X|> haha
[15:34] <dreamstar> i've gotten to a stage in my life.. where i jst don't have any interest what so ever with ever having another relationship.. or 'sperm doner' or even sex
[15:34] <_Xanadu_> yucky elephants legs
[15:34] <dreamstar> no more
01[15:34] <|D-X|> bri stop looking at yourself
[15:34] <SmartGirL22> who has elephant legs?
[15:34] <dreamstar> me
[15:34] <_Xanadu_> kebab shops
[15:34] <dreamstar> i have elephant legs
[15:34] <dreamstar> big and fat
[15:34] <brad_sydney> you know how 3/4 of a way through a kebab, its all over your fingers and no longer fits in the paper wrapping properly and has split wide open with beef overflowing? Thats what sex with gecko was like. Just a visual image there.
[15:34] <SmartGirL22> fuck off u do idiot
[15:34] <SmartGirL22> OMFGGGGGGGGGG
[15:34] <dreamstar> ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06[15:34] * dreamstar vomits
[15:35] <_Xanadu_> brad - i am going to get on a plane and come down there and kick your ass for that
[15:35] <SmartGirL22> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
[15:35] <brad_sydney> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
06[15:35] * SmartGirL22 chokes on her timtam
[15:35] <_Xanadu_> cos i am a visual person
[15:35] <brad_sydney> me too rofl
01[15:35] <|D-X|> brad put the sausage away
[15:35] <SmartGirL22> AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
[15:35] <brad_sydney> bri, now imagine hommus and tabouli!
[15:35] <_Xanadu_> i wonder if she still has her profile on AMM?
[15:35] <SmartGirL22> ohh dfucken hell.. now i have tears
[15:35] <dreamstar> omg
[15:36] <dreamstar> yuck 
[15:36] <dreamstar> LOLLOL
[15:36] <brad_sydney> brb im in fits and need to laugh this out
[15:36] <dreamstar> lolol
[15:36] <SmartGirL22> hahahahahaha u idiot
[15:36] <dreamstar> i'm never eating a kebab again
[15:37] <dreamstar> not that i eat them anyways.. bt still
[15:37] <SmartGirL22> yeh thats kinda made me feel sick
[15:37] <dreamstar> yep
[15:37] <dreamstar> lololol
[15:37] <dreamstar> but it was funny
[15:37] <dreamstar> hahhahha
[15:37] <dreamstar> my kids are lookina t me fnny..
[15:37] <dreamstar> tia asked me if i'm ok..
[15:37] <dreamstar> cz i have tears in my eyes
[15:37] <dreamstar> LMAO!
[15:37] <SmartGirL22> hahahahhahahahhaa
[15:38] <_Xanadu_> lol 
[15:38] <dreamstar> ahh.. ok think i've calmed down now
[15:38] <_Xanadu_> 'mummy is just admitting her dirty net hook up history kids'
04[15:38] <dreamstar> can see stu's pic properly now!
[15:38] <dreamstar> LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
01[15:38] <|D-X|> haha
[15:38] <dreamstar> oh dear
01[15:38] <|D-X|> thanks kal
01[15:38] <|D-X|> ;/
[15:38] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHAH
[15:38] <dreamstar> no no.. 
[15:38] <dreamstar> i had tears in my eyes.. coldn't see properly
[15:38] <SmartGirL22> pic where?
[15:38] <_Xanadu_> haha - ouch
01[15:38] <|D-X|> http://www.newsite.com.au/photos/DSCF0602.JPG
01[15:39] <|D-X|> >.<
[15:39] <dreamstar> you don't look so blurry now
06[15:39] * dreamstar hands brad a kebab
[15:39] <dreamstar> hngry??
[15:39] <SmartGirL22> dont look so happy!!!
[15:39] <dreamstar> OMG.. stupid buttons
[15:39] <brad_sydney> YUM YUM 
01[15:39] <|D-X|> hungry hippo
[15:39] <SmartGirL22> u FORD FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:39] <dreamstar> hahahah
06[15:39] * brad_sydney licks the kebab grease off his fingers
[15:39] <dreamstar> eww.. fords
[15:39] <_Xanadu_> you can leave the ford bit out
[15:40] <dreamstar> he even drives one!
[15:40] <SmartGirL22> god, clean ur room
01[15:40] <|D-X|> sure do
[15:40] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
01[15:40] <|D-X|> haha
01[15:40] <|D-X|> thats what BRI SAID
01[15:40] <|D-X|> :(
[15:40] <dreamstar> my thoughts exactly!
01[15:40] <|D-X|> fuck you all :P
[15:40] <SmartGirL22> hahhaa
[15:40] <dreamstar> i wasn't game to say anything
[15:40] <dreamstar> hahahaha
01[15:40] <|D-X|> my room is more messy now
[15:40] <dreamstar> OMG!
[15:40] <brad_sydney> oh god i cant see that room it makes me feel ill 
[15:40] <dreamstar> MORE MESSY???
01[15:40] <|D-X|> YESUM
04[15:40] <brad_sydney> oh no stu dont say that!!
01[15:40] <|D-X|> yesum?
[15:40] <Athame> lol SmartGirL22 you cant talk I'veseen yer room on webcam
[15:40] <Guest60404> Athame, Hum... don't you think this nick is a bit long? ^_^
[15:40] <_Xanadu_> i got in trouble last night cos my room was messy - harsh
01[15:41] <|D-X|> haha bri you commented on mine
[15:41] <brad_sydney> spanked, bri?
[15:41] <_Xanadu_> hickeyed brad
[15:41] <SmartGirL22> hahahaha Athame shut up
[15:41] <brad_sydney> yay!!
[15:41] <SmartGirL22> ive grown up now :P
[15:41] <dreamstar> my room looks.. ferrel
[15:41] <dreamstar> crappy bedding LOL
[15:41] <SmartGirL22> brb hanging more washing out 
[15:41] <brad_sydney> okamies hon
04[15:41] <_Xanadu_> difference is stu - i dont take pics of my room
[15:41] <dreamstar> so guys.. do you's think $100 a week child support sonds reasonable?
01[15:42] <|D-X|> no
[15:42] <dreamstar> Should I be making other requests?
01[15:42] <|D-X|> $500
[15:42] <_Xanadu_> $100 for 4 kids?  jesus
[15:42] <brad_sydney> always start the bidding higher
01[15:42] <|D-X|> how much money do you spend on your kids?
[15:42] <Athame> yeah kal what brad said
[15:42] <Athame> go for the maximum
[15:42] <dreamstar> http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/dreamstar69/270720071343.jpg
[15:42] <dreamstar> per week
[15:43] <dreamstar> it's meant to be $600 a month
[15:43] <dreamstar> but he honestly don't earn enogh to pay thatmuch
[15:43] <_Xanadu_> get a better job then
[15:43] <dreamstar> oh.. that pic is my room
[15:43] <dreamstar> LOLOL
04[15:44] <dreamstar> i spend alot per month stu
[15:44] <dreamstar> $70/week just on 1
[15:44] <dreamstar> for physio
[15:44] <dreamstar> But I have to be reasonable and let him live to
[15:44] <dreamstar> i can't be a bitch 100% of the time
[15:45] <_Xanadu_> why not - it works for me?
[15:45] <dreamstar> hahaha
[15:45] <dreamstar> cuz if i am.. i get no where with the prick
[15:45] <dreamstar> i have to be nice
[15:45] <dreamstar> and that hurts!
[15:45] <dreamstar> lol
[15:45] <_Xanadu_> bah that sucks
[15:45] <dreamstar> yep
[15:45] <dreamstar> everyones gone qiet
[15:45] <dreamstar> quuuuuuuiet
[15:46] <brad_sydney> Kal, you need to make it the highest amount. Working is good for the soul, and if he is pressed against the wall financially there is no greater incentive. You will be helping him out by taking as much as you can and also the economy!
01[15:46] <|D-X|> did the cop come over last nite bri?
[15:46] <_Xanadu_> im thinking about my new silver shoes
04[15:46] <_Xanadu_> yes yes stu
01[15:46] <|D-X|> aww bri got laid
06[15:46] * dreamstar didn't
[15:46] <dreamstar> he's doing seasonal work
[15:46] <dreamstar> so not getting alot
[15:47] <brad_sydney> sweeping up the autumn leves?
01[15:47] <|D-X|> more like your the seasonal work
[15:47] <brad_sydney> leaves
[15:47] <dreamstar> oh no idea what he's do ing..
[15:47] <dreamstar> what was it chrystal???
[15:47] <_Xanadu_> yes yes i did
[15:47] <dreamstar> malons?
[15:47] <dreamstar> LOLOLOL
[15:47] <SmartGirL22> yeh, malon farmers dont earn much
[15:47] <dreamstar> wtf is malons?
[15:47] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
01[15:47] <|D-X|> brb
[15:47] <SmartGirL22> and FUCK i ran outta room on the clothes line
06[15:47] * brad_sydney buries his face in SmartGirL22s malons
[15:48] <SmartGirL22> w00t w00t!!
[15:48] <dreamstar> lol
[15:48] <brad_sydney> wanna kebab?
[15:48] <Padrebear> smarty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[15:48] <SmartGirL22> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
[15:48] <SmartGirL22> only if its beefy.. and juicy!!!!!
[15:48] <SmartGirL22> Padrebear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:48] <dreamstar> err
06[15:48] * dreamstar gags
[15:48] <brad_sydney> mmm YUM
[15:49] <_Xanadu_> fuck
[15:49] <brad_sydney> We should add the kebab thing to geckos AMM profile
[15:49] <SmartGirL22> wtf is AMM?
[15:49] <brad_sydney> adult match maker
[15:49] <_Xanadu_> aussie match maker
[15:49] <SmartGirL22> oh dear lord
[15:49] <brad_sydney> yeah that too 
[15:49] <_Xanadu_> adult match maker even
[15:49] <brad_sydney> shes asking for kinky stuff
[15:49] <SmartGirL22> what are her perverted kinks?
[15:49] <brad_sydney> i musta trained kebab well 
[15:50] <SmartGirL22> HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
[15:50] <SmartGirL22> whats her thingy? i wanna go look haaha
[15:50] <_Xanadu_> lemme see if its still there
03[15:51] * Guest60404 is now known as Nogey
[15:54] <_Xanadu_> geckomaiden
[15:54] <dreamstar> lol
[15:54] <brad_sydney> thanks
[15:54] <SmartGirL22> HAHAHA cheers
[15:54] <SmartGirL22> do we have to sign up to look?
[15:54] <_Xanadu_> GeckoMaiden
[15:54] <_Xanadu_> 27 y.o Female - Single
[15:54] <_Xanadu_>  
[15:54] <_Xanadu_> 27 year old near new model ready to go on the market 
[15:54] <brad_sydney> BWAHAHAA
[15:54] <brad_sydney> NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE
[15:55] <dreamstar> LMFAO!!!!!
[15:55] <_Xanadu_> yeh -  i could search without being a member but not look at the profile
[15:55] <brad_sydney> PLENTY OF ROOM IN THE REAR
[15:55] <_Xanadu_> heavy vehicle license required
[15:55] <brad_sydney> ima joining to show you guys the goodies
[15:55] <brad_sydney> brb
[15:57] <SmartGirL22> im signing up to look!!
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03[15:57] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Slushpuppy
[15:58] <_Xanadu_> lol brad takes one for the team
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03[16:01] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Nogey
[16:02] <dreamstar> lmfao
[16:02] <dreamstar> oh you gys are terrible
[16:02] <dreamstar> LOL
[16:02] <dreamstar> remind me never to sleep with brad!!!!!!!!!!
03[16:02] * Nogey sets mode: +v Padrebear
[16:02] <_Xanadu_> if we have to remind you - you are too far gone
[16:02] <dreamstar> omg.. look at the time
[16:02] <dreamstar> oh well..
[16:02] <brad_sydney> okay ... here we go 
[16:03] <dreamstar> guess it only takes 1/2 hour to get ready and another 1/2 to get there
[16:03] <brad_sydney> uploading pics now
[16:03] <brad_sydney> kal, two minutes
[16:03] <dreamstar> ok
[16:03] <dreamstar> will stay
[16:03] <dreamstar> LOL
[16:03] <SmartGirL22> go where?
[16:03] <dreamstar> do a dead persons birthday party
[16:03] <SmartGirL22> erm, ok
[16:03] <dreamstar> lmao
[16:03] <dreamstar> yeh
[16:04] <dreamstar> wierd i know
[16:04] <brad_sydney> http://img.waffleimages.com/8be6433ef98894b867fc71d0ad64c144cbff506d/gecko.JPG
[16:04] <dreamstar> i dnno what to expect..
[16:04] <brad_sydney> http://img.waffleimages.com/36d0913655e842cbc4eb4e816a13dc71cebf1546/gecko1.JPG
[16:04] <dreamstar> i can't open it LOL
[16:04] <brad_sydney> aww why not?
[16:04] <brad_sydney> anyone else having probs? I'll rehost.
[16:04] <SmartGirL22> since when is she a bi?
[16:05] <dreamstar> LOL
[16:05] <_Xanadu_> since always i believe
[16:05] <brad_sydney> http://img.waffleimages.com/e6f6824678682e0004936581f7048f3daef45b58/gecko2.JPG
[16:05] <_Xanadu_> she knows she cant afford to be picky over gender
[16:05] <SmartGirL22> oh ok.. i didnt know that
[16:05] <SmartGirL22> HAHAHAHHA
[16:05] <brad_sydney> [img]http://img.waffleimages.com/723da3108397f489c2df841853dc25fa6b2cb177/gecko3.JPG[/img]
[16:05] <brad_sydney> err
[16:05] <SmartGirL22> ur a toad brad
[16:05] <brad_sydney> http://img.waffleimages.com/723da3108397f489c2df841853dc25fa6b2cb177/gecko3.JPG
[16:05] <SmartGirL22> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
[16:06] <brad_sydney> http://img.waffleimages.com/ccfd8782d61d908b2a50837be50207209d63e6a5/gecko4.JPG
[16:06] <dreamstar> omg.. she's 27?
[16:06] <dreamstar> she looks older
[16:06] <brad_sydney> http://img.waffleimages.com/738177243e7851941dc00d81e37fbf945f8666f7/gecko5.JPG
[16:06] <brad_sydney> thats it
[16:06] <_Xanadu_> fuck me in that black pic she's put on some weight
[16:07] <brad_sydney> god yeah LOL
[16:07] <brad_sydney> she looked like the redheaded pic 
[16:07] <brad_sydney> the black pic makes me feel illl
[16:07] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:08] <_Xanadu_> i made sure every pic i had on my rsvp profile was flattering
[16:08] <SmartGirL22> can i say all 3 make me feel ill? LOL
[16:08] <brad_sydney> yes you may
[16:08] <dreamstar> i think she looks average
[16:08] <brad_sydney> who would put their fucking drivers license photo up as a first impression image?
[16:08] <dreamstar> like a person you'd walk past down the street and not notice
[16:08] <_Xanadu_> lol not i 
[16:08] <Padrebear> anyone want chocolate
[16:08] <dreamstar> no thanks!
[16:08] <_Xanadu_> not i
[16:09] <dreamstar> but thanks for the offer Padrebear :)
[16:09] <dreamstar> i would
[16:09] <dreamstar> cz it's the only pic i have of myself 
[16:09] <_Xanadu_> im dieting
[16:09] <dreamstar> LMAO!
[16:09] <_Xanadu_> actually fuck that - my diet can start again monday
[16:09] <brad_sydney> always practises safe sex? ROFL not with me she didnt *vomit*
06[16:09] * Padrebear slides over the family block of snack chockie
[16:10] <brad_sydney> omg this is bring back bad images. Its like nam. 
[16:10] <SmartGirL22> im starting a health kick on monday !! haha
[16:10] <brad_sydney> YOU GUYS DONT KNOW - YOU WERENT THERE MAN!!
[16:10] <dreamstar> i'm bigger than her
[16:10] <_Xanadu_> its bad enough that i've seen her IRL brad
[16:10] <dreamstar> alot actually
[16:11] <dreamstar> that's sad
06[16:11] * dreamstar cries
[16:11] <brad_sydney> hang on a sec - the pic in black is called mel_sydney
[16:11] <_Xanadu_> dont be sad dreamstar ;(
[16:11] <brad_sydney> so wait ... that SO looks like the old houses front brickwork
[16:11] <_Xanadu_> you've had 4 kids kal - she has no excuse
[16:11] <dreamstar> no excuse!
[16:11] <dreamstar> lol
[16:12] <SmartGirL22> is she laying on that thing brad? in black one? or just that big it looks like she is?
[16:12] <dreamstar> i know ppl who have had more.. and they're skinny as
[16:12] <_Xanadu_> i look like ive had a couple of kids - blah
[16:12] <brad_sydney> tomorrow i'll be driving past the old place. I'll see if thats it 
[16:12] <brad_sydney> but i swear she didnt have black hair when she came down 
[16:12] <brad_sydney> that looks like the retaining (ROFL) wall
[16:12] <brad_sydney> I laid that myself
[16:12] <brad_sydney> err the wall
[16:12] <brad_sydney> not .. oh shit
[16:13] <brad_sydney> yeah her too obviously
[16:13] <_Xanadu_> haha
[16:13] <_Xanadu_> fuckers remorse is a bitch brad
[16:13] <brad_sydney> if thats a strawberry in her hand 
[16:13] <brad_sydney> no way .. she looks like Bert Newton in that pic. 
[16:13] <dreamstar> lmao
[16:13] <brad_sydney> She musta been down here after we were meeting
[16:14] <_Xanadu_> no way! she went to sydney for something other than sex with you?
[16:14] <brad_sydney> lol bri it truly is
[16:14] <brad_sydney> Bri, im worried because it looks EXACTLY like the retaining wall I built and she was not in black when she was with me 
[16:15] <brad_sydney> even the downpipe is in the same position 
[16:15] <dreamstar> lmao
[16:15] <_Xanadu_> lol she is stalking you and taking pics outside your house
[16:15] <brad_sydney> oh thats fucking scary
[16:15] <brad_sydney> she looks like a fat ninja in that pic
[16:16] <dreamstar> brad!!!!!
[16:16] <brad_sydney> the kind that would try to jump on your roof, but fall through instead
[16:16] <_Xanadu_> lol can you be a fat ninja?
[16:16] <dreamstar> omg
[16:16] <dreamstar> lol
[16:16] <SmartGirL22> *sigh* this isnt gettiung my house clean is it
[16:16] <dreamstar> nor mine
[16:16] <brad_sydney> that is my retaining all. That is NOT how she looked when she was here. This IS freaking me out. :/
[16:16] <_Xanadu_> lol mine either - but who gives a fuck
[16:17] <_Xanadu_> maybe you are just blocking it out brad
[16:17] <brad_sydney> i wonder if someone took the photo
[16:17] <brad_sydney> LOL maybe
[16:17] <brad_sydney> who knows hypnosis?
[16:17] <dreamstar> me
06[16:17] * dreamstar gets a hammer
[16:17] <brad_sydney> BVWahahah
[16:17] <SmartGirL22> hahahaha
[16:18] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:18] <dreamstar> just lie in that lovely box over there lovey!
06[16:18] * dreamstar points to the coffin in the corner of the room
[16:18] <brad_sydney> my god if she had of had her hair like that here I would have died laughing. She looks like a fucking ninja rolling over a wall instead of doing a running jump. I would have made the connection and remembered. 
[16:18] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:18] <brad_sydney> thats gotta be a coincidence 
[16:19] <brad_sydney> be fucked if im paying for membership to ask her where that pic was taken LOL
[16:19] <brad_sydney> appearance/markings: Yes, (1) GRADE A HEFFER stamp from previous owner.
[16:19] <_Xanadu_> ive got her number if you wanna text her
[16:20] <brad_sydney> god no its okay :)
[16:20] <brad_sydney> i will take a raincheck though, bri, in case tomorrow I end up staring in horror at the old place and that pic is really of it. 
[16:20] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:21] <brad_sydney> she looks older in that pic, god its creepy. 
[16:21] <SmartGirL22> bri's her best friend brad!! careful what u say
[16:21] <SmartGirL22> BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
[16:21] <brad_sydney> HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA OHN O it might get back and then i wont have a chance with mel again should my current relationship work
[16:21] <brad_sydney> Bri, dont tell her
[16:21] <brad_sydney> PLEASE
[16:21] <SmartGirL22> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[16:21] <brad_sydney> I need her as backup!
[16:22] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:22] <SmartGirL22> least u wont go  hungry
[16:22] <SmartGirL22> HAHAHA
[16:22] <SmartGirL22> FUUUUUCK i have to stop being so nasty
[16:22] <brad_sydney> her as backup = sound a truck makes as it is reversing.
[16:22] <SmartGirL22> i'll prob turn out like that one day :(
[16:22] <brad_sydney> MEEP MEEEP
[16:22] <brad_sydney> MEEP MEEEP
[16:22] <_Xanadu_> im not far off it now
[16:22] <brad_sydney> MEEP MEEEP
[16:22] <_Xanadu_> but im not asking for dirty sex on amm
[16:23] <brad_sydney> I wonder if shes hooked up for dirty sex
[16:23] <SmartGirL22> HAHAHAHAHA
[16:23] <_Xanadu_> i bet she has - there are a lot of chubby chasers around
[16:23] <SmartGirL22> ROFLLLLLLL
[16:23] <brad_sydney> not as many as there used to be. Quite a few are out of the running with hernias.
[16:24] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:24] <SmartGirL22> hahahaha
[16:24] <SmartGirL22> brb gunna fold me clothes lol
03[16:24] * SmartGirL22 is now known as SmartsAFK
[16:24] <brad_sydney> lol okies
[16:24] <brad_sydney> ima photoshopping a kebab onto her face, brb too
[16:25] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:26] <SmartsAFK> omfg HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
[16:28] <brad_sydney> okay uploading
[16:29] <brad_sydney> [img]http://img.waffleimages.com/780c7e7eec0bdc35660d68cb5cad81d0ee3861fe/gecko.JPG[/img]
[16:29] <brad_sydney> http://img.waffleimages.com/780c7e7eec0bdc35660d68cb5cad81d0ee3861fe/gecko.JPG
[16:29] <brad_sydney> try the latter
[16:30] <_Xanadu_> lol
01[16:31] <|D-X|> haha
01[16:31] <|D-X|> shes bi?
01[16:31] <|D-X|> omg
01[16:31] <|D-X|> thats sad
[16:31] <_Xanadu_> why is tht sad?
01[16:32] <|D-X|> coz its mel
[16:32] <_Xanadu_> oh yes
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04[16:33] <brad_sydney> its sad because like most males, stu believes bi status makes a chick hot and her pics and this thought has just caused him to grow erect and cry at the same time
[16:33] <brad_sydney> BGB
[16:33] <brad_sydney> heya!! :))
01[16:33] <|D-X|> brad you fucked her
01[16:33] <|D-X|> :)
[16:34] <brad_sydney> Yep
[16:34] <brad_sydney> not denying it 
[16:34] <dreamstar> You know how they say size don'tmatter...
[16:34] <dreamstar> well it does.. big time LOL
[16:34] <brad_sydney> LOL
[16:34] <SmartsAFK> yummmmmmmmm that kebab looks good HAHAHA
[16:34] <dreamstar> eww
[16:34] <dreamstar> i'm bi
[16:34] <dreamstar> almost been with more chicks than fella's!
[16:35] <brad_sydney> Smarty, so thats what you and Kal have in common!!
[16:35] <brad_sydney> EACH OTHER!!
06[16:35] * brad_sydney runs
06[16:35] * SmartsAFK looks at brad
06[16:35] * dreamstar looks at brad
[16:35] <brad_sydney> dont give me that look
[16:35] <brad_sydney> I've seen the video 
[16:35] <dreamstar> me too.. but it wasn't us in it ;)
[16:36] <brad_sydney> went through a whole box of tissues
[16:36] <brad_sydney> it wasnt? 
[16:36] <brad_sydney> :ry:
[16:36] <brad_sydney> cry
[16:36] <SmartsAFK> rofl
[16:37] <brad_sydney> oh god being mean and horrible makes you feel sordid, so why is it so damn funny?
[16:37] <brad_sydney> its UNFAIR
[16:37] <SmartsAFK> cheerio dreamstar!
[16:37] <brad_sydney> omg i just noticed something. 
03[16:37] * Duracell^BunnyAway is now known as Duracell^Bunny
[16:37] <brad_sydney> she was on AMM 49 minutes ago 
[16:38] <SmartsAFK> HAHA
[16:38] <brad_sydney> maybe she was looking for a hookup tonight
[16:38] <brad_sydney> .. or checking in with last nights.
[16:38] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
[16:39] <SmartsAFK> lolol
06[16:39] * dreamstar doesn't like cheerios
[16:39] <dreamstar> they just don't make it in
[16:39] <SmartsAFK> BWAHAHHAHAHHAHA
[16:39] <brad_sydney> wtf?!
[16:39] <_Xanadu_> am i the only one who's mind is in the gutter after that?
[16:40] <brad_sydney> nope
[16:40] <dreamstar> LMFAO!!!!!!
[16:40] <brad_sydney> should try cheese doodles
[16:40] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHAHHAHAHA
[16:40] <dreamstar> 'fuck you've made me big and hard'
[16:40] <SmartsAFK> LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:40] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
[16:41] <brad_sydney> http://img.waffleimages.com/fccca67099aa386b458fbdcccf10f3337aa08b94/cheezdoodles.jpg
[16:41] <brad_sydney> PUFFED FOR YOUR PLEASURE
[16:41] <dreamstar> I don't even think rubbing would of done anything!!!!!!!1
[16:41] <dreamstar> LMFAO
[16:41] <dreamstar> JAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
[16:41] <SmartsAFK> BAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[16:41] <SmartsAFK> oh ffs, bbs
[16:41] <dreamstar> poor fella
[16:41] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
[16:42] <brad_sydney> whos tiny cock are you lot laughing at? Unfair inside joke. Or barely inside joke. 
[16:42] <dreamstar> they'd probably do more than the cheerio
[16:42] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
[16:42] <dreamstar> oh just some fella
[16:42] <dreamstar> was really nice to 
[16:42] <dreamstar> just had 1 downfall
[16:42] <_Xanadu_> to wash my hair or not wash my hair 
[16:43] <brad_sydney> the nice guys are usually small. Its a trade off. 
[16:43] <dreamstar> eww.. wash ya hair!
[16:43] <dreamstar> lmao!!!!!
[16:43] <_Xanadu_> no wonder i'm always attracted to assholes then
[16:43] <dreamstar> yeh well.. this was jst.. way way to small
[16:43] <dreamstar> i felt sorry for him
[16:43] <brad_sydney> hahha did you laugh at him?
[16:43] <dreamstar> well..
[16:43] <dreamstar> LOL
[16:43] <brad_sydney> tell us
[16:43] <_Xanadu_> i only had it coloured yesterday dreamstar its not dirty - but the colour often looks better after a wash or two
06[16:43] * brad_sydney gets comfy
[16:43] <dreamstar> i can't!!!!!
[16:44] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHAHA
[16:44] <dreamstar> the shame
[16:44] <brad_sydney> do we know this guy?
[16:44] <dreamstar> hmmm..
[16:44] <brad_sydney> yes then
[16:44] <dreamstar> he used to chat in austalia
[16:44] <dreamstar> but.. not a regular
[16:44] <brad_sydney> come on, we're all friends here 
04[16:44] <_Xanadu_> its not nice to talk about stu when he isnt here to defend himself ;p
[16:44] <dreamstar> i can't remember his nick
[16:44] <brad_sydney> wont go further than this room 
[16:44] <brad_sydney> LOL bri
[16:44] <dreamstar> something to do with a wolf
04[16:45] <dreamstar> god.. i'm not complaining about stu ;)
[16:45] <_Xanadu_> ewww thats worse - shush
[16:45] <dreamstar> arctic wolf or something
[16:45] <brad_sydney> and how tiny is tiny?
[16:45] <dreamstar> like.. cheerio
[16:45] <dreamstar> tiny
[16:45] <brad_sydney> hahahha
[16:45] <dreamstar> hard
[16:45] <brad_sydney> micropenis
[16:45] <brad_sydney> ROFL
[16:46] <dreamstar> he took the bottom half off..
[16:46] <dreamstar> and i nearly died
[16:46] <dreamstar> i ran LOL
[16:46] <brad_sydney> did he realise he was subpar? Or was he oblivious?
[16:46] <brad_sydney> OMG ROFL!!!
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[16:46] <_Xanadu_> i dated a guy like that - he would introduce himself to ppl "hi my name's Keith and i have a small penis'
[16:46] <_Xanadu_> he wasnt lying
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[16:46] <dreamstar> lmao
[16:46] <dreamstar> i didn't mean to be nasty
[16:46] <dreamstar> or offend him
[16:46] <brad_sydney> what did he do then kal?
[16:46] <dreamstar> but dude.. it wasn't going to get anywhere
[16:46] <dreamstar> LOLOLOL
[16:46] <dreamstar> omg..
[16:46] <brad_sydney> HAHAHA
[16:46] <dreamstar> in tears
[16:46] <dreamstar> hahahah
[16:47] <dreamstar> well.. i went to the 'toilet'
[16:47] <dreamstar> and just sat there trying to calm myself down
[16:47] <dreamstar> so i didn't laugh
[16:47] <dreamstar> LOLOL
[16:47] <brad_sydney> HAHAHAH
[16:47] <dreamstar> in his face
06[16:47] * brad_sydney is in fits of laughter
[16:47] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:48] <dreamstar> and i walk out and i get.. 'is it good enough for you, I can rub it up and down yor pussy'
[16:48] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
[16:48] <dreamstar> that did it.. i lost it..
[16:48] <brad_sydney> LMFAO
[16:48] <brad_sydney> i bet
[16:48] <brad_sydney> hahhhahaha
[16:48] <brad_sydney> I can rub it up and down your pussy BWAHAHAAHHAHAHA
[16:48] <brad_sydney> holy FUCK
[16:48] <brad_sydney> words no man should EVERY say 
[16:48] <brad_sydney> oh shit3
[16:48] <dreamstar> that's when he said the 'fuck you've made me big and hard'
[16:49] <brad_sydney> "My dick wont fit in, but watch this trick"
[16:49] <brad_sydney> HAHAHHWHEHAHAHAHAH
[16:49] <brad_sydney> OMFG
[16:49] <dreamstar> i sorta looked at him and went 'big?'
[16:49] <brad_sydney> how old was this guy?!
[16:49] <brad_sydney> LOL!!@@@@@@@@@@
[16:49] <brad_sydney> HAHAHAHAAHAH
[16:49] <brad_sydney> oh hurts! STonmach
[16:49] <_Xanadu_> surely he realised?
[16:49] <dreamstar> i walked to my aunts.. and hours walk.. 
[16:50] <dreamstar> er.. he was 29 at the time
[16:50] <dreamstar> i was 17
[16:50] <brad_sydney> !
[16:50] <brad_sydney> OMG
[16:50] <_Xanadu_> oh my lord
[16:50] <_Xanadu_> you slep with a 29 year old? gross
[16:50] <dreamstar> HAHAHHA
[16:50] <dreamstar> i SO didn't
[16:50] <_Xanadu_> you were going to
[16:50] <brad_sydney> couldnt more like
[16:50] <dreamstar> LOLOL
[16:50] <_Xanadu_> im 30 and i dont sleep with 29 year olds  - ewwww
[16:50] <dreamstar> 40 instead?
[16:51] <_Xanadu_> god no 
[16:51] <dreamstar> LOL
[16:51] <_Xanadu_> cop is 26
[16:51] <brad_sydney> bri likes them trainable
[16:51] <dreamstar> omg lol
[16:51] <_Xanadu_> navy boy is 24
[16:51] <_Xanadu_> boy from work i like is 23
[16:51] <dreamstar> most guys i've slept with are only a few years older
[16:51] <dreamstar> my sperm doner is 25
[16:51] <_Xanadu_> donor
[16:52] <dreamstar> donor
[16:52] <dreamstar> happy?
[16:52] <brad_sydney> oh no KEBABS again
[16:52] <dreamstar> LOL
[16:52] <SmartsAFK> im 23 and slept with a 38 y./o *blush*
[16:52] <_Xanadu_> enough with the kebab imagery today - i feel sick
[16:52] <brad_sydney> so come on, kal, you walked to your aunties 
[16:52] <SmartsAFK> actually, i was 21 LOL
[16:52] <brad_sydney> did he get back in "touch" with you?
[16:52] <SmartsAFK> and i didnt realise he was 38 :/
[16:52] <_Xanadu_> you also took a giants virginity
[16:52] <dreamstar> yes.. and then i travelled to my bf's by train the next day
06[16:52] * dreamstar smiles innocently
[16:52] <brad_sydney> lol kal
[16:52] <SmartsAFK> BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA 
[16:53] <brad_sydney> who what where who took a giants virginity?
[16:53] <dreamstar> omg.. so hope he's not watching LMFAO!
[16:53] <_Xanadu_> smartie did
[16:53] <brad_sydney> okay, smarty - i've told sordid stories, kal has. Your turn
[16:53] <brad_sydney> who the fuck is this giant?
[16:53] <brad_sydney> I need backstory dammit.
[16:53] <SmartsAFK> u know this story
[16:53] <SmartsAFK> JD
[16:54] <brad_sydney> Ahhh
[16:54] <dreamstar> i have no more that i want to share
[16:54] <brad_sydney> he was the one who followed you around line a 15y old girl
[16:54] <brad_sydney> was he bigger than a cheerio?
[16:54] <SmartsAFK> and i said, i think i took his virginity!! cos he was sooooooooo clingy, even when he got back home, msg every hour, when i told him to fuck off, he was dads new best friend, wouldnt leave dad alone either HAHA
[16:55] <brad_sydney> OMFG
[16:55] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:55] <_Xanadu_> all the women of brisbane werent interested -- he had hoped wa girls were less picky
[16:55] <brad_sydney> "hey, i wanna fuck ur daughter again. Can u aks her 4 me, plz? kthx bye"
[16:55] <SmartsAFK> ROFL
[16:55] <dreamstar> LOL
[16:55] <SmartsAFK> dad had to appear offline on msn all the time
[16:55] <dreamstar> lmfao
[16:55] <SmartsAFK> cos as soon as he went on, BANG msg
[16:56] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:56] <dreamstar> one of my ex's parents kept ringing me asking me to get back with their son
[16:56] <dreamstar> it was terrible!
[16:56] <SmartsAFK> LOL
[16:56] <dreamstar> i reckon it was only cuz they missed tyler
[16:56] <brad_sydney> lol should have told your dad JD was gay, which is why you dumped him, and that JD had never stopped talking about your dad. 
[16:56] <dreamstar> LOL
[16:56] <SmartsAFK> ohhhhhhh the FUNNIEST thing
[16:56] <brad_sydney> That woulda been funny
[16:56] <dreamstar> god.. how many gys was i with when i had tyler
[16:56] <dreamstar> bloody hell
[16:56] <dreamstar> LOL
[16:56] <SmartsAFK> his mum rang, and he was talken to her, and i laughed or something and his mums like, whos that? he goes chrystal.. she goes.. what.. YOUR WITH A GIRL!????
[16:57] <SmartsAFK> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA was fucken funny
[16:57] <brad_sydney> HAHWBAHAHAHA
[16:57] <_Xanadu_> wtf did she think he was in wa for?
[16:57] <dreamstar> lmao
[16:57] <SmartsAFK> he told her work!!
[16:57] <brad_sydney> they hadnt had "the" tak yet
[16:57] <SmartsAFK> LOLOL
[16:57] <brad_sydney> OMG
[16:57] <dreamstar> oh i'm dreading that 
[16:57] <dreamstar> LOLOLOL
[16:57] <dreamstar> tia's already asked how babies are made
[16:57] <brad_sydney> he actually lied to his mother to get sex?
[16:57] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
[16:57] <_Xanadu_> special cuddles kal
[16:58] <dreamstar> no.. she can learn abot it in books
[16:58] <dreamstar> when she starts reading..
[16:58] <dreamstar> so why tell her shit?
[16:58] <_Xanadu_> lol
[16:58] <brad_sydney> because she will ave questions 
[16:58] <brad_sydney> about the books
[16:58] <dreamstar> i jst avoided the subject
[16:58] <brad_sydney> lots of questions 
[16:58] <dreamstar> she can ask her teachers
[16:58] <dreamstar> LOLOLOL
[16:59] <brad_sydney> OMG teachers never have sex 
[16:59] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHHAHAAH
[16:59] <dreamstar> my cousin.. who is a teacher.. was atthe shops today.. DRUNK!
[16:59] <dreamstar> stumbling around like an idiot
[16:59] <brad_sydney> hahahahhaha
[16:59] <dreamstar> was funny
[16:59] <_Xanadu_> lol im not your cousin or a teacher
[16:59] <dreamstar> she walked up behind me and nearly choked me
[16:59] <brad_sydney> I dropped an e with my old english teacher at a party a few years ago 
[16:59] <brad_sydney> lol bri
[16:59] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
[16:59] <SmartsAFK> lol
04[17:00] <dreamstar> where'd stu go?
[17:00] <brad_sydney> To compare his dick to a snackfood
01[17:00] <|D-X|> cleaning my room
[17:00] <_Xanadu_> i think you upset him
[17:00] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHAH
04[17:00] <dreamstar> i was NOT talking about stu!
[17:01] <_Xanadu_> so he wasnt the bf you were going to see on the train?
04[17:01] <brad_sydney> Stu, you need to enter 100 characters to join AMM so you can msg gecko. So be ready when you get to that part.
[17:01] <_Xanadu_> lol brad
[17:01] <dreamstar> no
[17:01] <SmartsAFK> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahhahahaa
[17:01] <brad_sydney> I just pasted the bit about the kebab in there
[17:01] <dreamstar> lmfao
[17:02] <brad_sydney> oh boy im still laughing about cheerio dick
[17:02] <dreamstar> haha
[17:02] <dreamstar> yeh
[17:02] <brad_sydney> can i rub it up and down your pussy
[17:02] <brad_sydney> ROFL
[17:02] <dreamstar> makes me giggles when I think abot it
[17:02] <dreamstar> i don't even think he woulda got it past my flaps
[17:02] <SmartsAFK> BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAA
[17:02] <brad_sydney> BWAHAHAAHHA
[17:02] <SmartsAFK> *SPITS OUT COFFEE*
[17:02] <SmartsAFK> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
[17:02] <SmartsAFK> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
[17:02] <SmartsAFK> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
[17:02] <_Xanadu_> aargh she said flaps
[17:03] <dreamstar> and they aren't that big!
[17:03] <brad_sydney> AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAH
[17:03] <brad_sydney> AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAH
[17:03] <brad_sydney> AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAH
[17:03] <dreamstar> it was like.. really little
[17:03] <brad_sydney> oh fuck
[17:03] <dreamstar> my clit would out do it!
[17:03] <brad_sydney> youve made me big and hard
[17:03] <SmartsAFK> LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06[17:03] * brad_sydney dies laughing
06[17:03] * dreamstar checks her clit
[17:03] <brad_sydney> smaller than that?
[17:03] <dreamstar> no.. my clits smaller
[17:04] <dreamstar> BUT STILL!!!
[17:04] <brad_sydney> ahh lucky him!
[17:04] <dreamstar> lmao
[17:04] <dreamstar> ..................................
[17:04] <dreamstar> maybe that big
[17:04] <dreamstar> LOL
[17:04] <brad_sydney> your clit and his cock could have had sword fights.
[17:04] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
[17:04] <dreamstar> i felt so sorry for him
[17:04] <brad_sydney> actually, i think using the word cock there is a misnomer. It should be doodle.
[17:05] <dreamstar> and i coldn't think of anything reassuring to say.. so i didn't say much at all
[17:05] <SmartsAFK> haha red dogs!!!
[17:05] <SmartsAFK> then hotdog things
[17:05] <dreamstar> i haven't eaten cheerios since
[17:05] <brad_sydney> hahaha the tiny ones?
[17:05] <dreamstar> or pork sausages
[17:05] <brad_sydney> LOL kal
[17:05] <SmartsAFK> yup!! 
[17:05] <dreamstar> since someone said someone else i slept with looks like a pork sausage
[17:05] <brad_sydney> ROFL
04[17:06] <SmartsAFK> stu
[17:06] <SmartsAFK> HAHA
[17:06] <dreamstar> or just a plain old BBQ sausage
[17:06] <SmartsAFK> yuck i hate pork
04[17:06] <dreamstar> like i said.. none of this has anything to do with stu! I will not discuss any of that with anyone!
[17:06] <dreamstar> lol
[17:06] <_Xanadu_> blah i want to wear my hair up tonight - damn blah
[17:06] <SmartsAFK> except me in private ;) haha
[17:06] <dreamstar> lmao
[17:06] <dreamstar> no!
[17:06] <SmartsAFK> and why cant u?
[17:07] <SmartsAFK> err, that was for bri
[17:07] <brad_sydney> Rep punched me in the face during sex screaming, "you've hurt my cervix you asshole" - i think that was the hardest i have laughed during or before sex
[17:07] <_Xanadu_> cos i have a fucking hickey
[17:07] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
[17:07] <SmartsAFK> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
[17:07] <dreamstar> do you know how much that shit hurts!
[17:07] <brad_sydney> I basically pulled out and rolled on the floor almost screaming in laughter
[17:07] <dreamstar> LMFAO!!!!!!!
[17:07] <brad_sydney> the way she said it 
[17:07] <brad_sydney> does it?
[17:07] <dreamstar> sure does
[17:08] <SmartsAFK> no wonder she punched u in the face, ASSHOWL
[17:08] <dreamstar> but then again.. i was pregnant at the time
[17:08] <brad_sydney> STINKEY!
[17:08] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
[17:08] <SmartsAFK> OOH mav sent me his pic!! rofl
[17:08] <brad_sydney> oh YAY
[17:08] <SmartsAFK> its now my background
[17:08] <SmartsAFK> bf keeps asking me who he is
[17:08] <brad_sydney> hahhahahhaha
[17:08] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHAHHAHAHA not
[17:08] <dreamstar> lmao
[17:08] <dreamstar> I lied.. omg..
[17:09] <brad_sydney> apparently mav is hung like a dinosaur, but is very quick in bed.
[17:09] <dreamstar> i said to sperm 'donor' that i've never cheated!
04[17:09] <SmartsAFK> u mean u will tell me goss about stu?
[17:09] <dreamstar> BAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
[17:09] <dreamstar> oops
[17:09] <SmartsAFK> oh
[17:09] <SmartsAFK> LOL!
[17:09] <SmartsAFK> hahaha yeh brad!! 2.1 munit!
[17:09] <dreamstar> not that i really did
[17:09] <brad_sydney> HAHAHAHHA
[17:09] <dreamstar> and no.. no goss honey!
[17:09] <brad_sydney> im picturing you on the toilet
[17:09] <SmartsAFK> buger
[17:10] <brad_sydney> trying to calm down
[17:10] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA
[17:10] <dreamstar> i was dressed
[17:10] <brad_sydney> enough to go face the cheerio
[17:10] <brad_sydney> i know!
[17:10] <dreamstar> so no nude thoughts
[17:10] <dreamstar> it was horrible!
[17:10] <brad_sydney> im picturing you dressed - what kinda perve do you think I am? (dont answer)
[17:10] <dreamstar> i was hyperventilating
[17:10] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHHAHAHHAA
[17:10] <dreamstar> trying not to laugh
[17:10] <brad_sydney> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
[17:10] <dreamstar> had tears in my eyes
[17:10] <brad_sydney> he was probably out there looking down, trying to see his little dick, ready for action 
[17:10] <dreamstar> felt like walkin ot and saying.. 'sorry.. just need to take a real big dump'
[17:11] <dreamstar> 'now I ahve a sore arse and can't have sex.. sorry'
[17:11] <dreamstar> god.. alot of excuses came to mind
[17:11] <brad_sydney> you should have just told him you got your period, but you would give him a handjob. 
[17:11] <brad_sydney> no, a fingerjob.,
[17:11] <dreamstar> THAT'S WHAT I ENDED UP TRYING!!!!!!!
[17:11] <dreamstar> LMFAO!!!!!!!!
[17:11] <brad_sydney> HAHAHAHHAHAHA
[17:11] <dreamstar> but he says 'that's ok'
[17:11] <dreamstar> ARGH!
[17:11] <dreamstar> yuck
03[17:12] * _Xanadu_ changes topic to '<|D-X|> brad_sydney yes it lived to bite ur dick another day <dreamstar> it's goin down.. nice <Maverick20> he said my sucking was bad <dreamstar> jesus christ.. i'm in trouble if i start spreading <brad_sydney> im picturing you on the toilet'
[17:12] <dreamstar> fingerjob
[17:12] <dreamstar> BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[17:12] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH
[17:12] <dreamstar> STOP!
[17:12] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
[17:12] <Padrebear> roflmao
[17:12] <brad_sydney> LOL well he probably figured it wouldnt reach deeper than the tampon string anyway
[17:12] <Padrebear> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[17:12] <dreamstar> lmfao
[17:12] <brad_sydney> was he smaller than a tampon string?
[17:12] <dreamstar> i have to go
[17:12] <dreamstar> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[17:13] <brad_sydney> take it easy kal - and thanks for the laughs :) Its been heaps of fun. Take care *hugs*
[17:13] <dreamstar> shouldn't of brought it up
[17:13] <dreamstar> hahahahaha
[17:13] <_Xanadu_> lol enjoy the party for the deceased
[17:13] <brad_sydney> no stopping off for cherrios on the way home
[17:13] <dreamstar> HAHAHAHHAAH
[17:13] <dreamstar> mum asked if she wanted me to pick p cheerios for tyler's bday party..
[17:13] <brad_sydney> HAHAHAH
[17:13] <dreamstar> i hadn't thought about that fella in ages...
[17:13] <dreamstar> till today
[17:13] <dreamstar> LMFAO1
[17:13] <brad_sydney> LOL
[17:13] <dreamstar> bbt cheerio's is OFF the list
[17:14] <SmartsAFK> oi guys, any one know how to get smoke smell out of clothes?? apart from washing it like 50 million times??
[17:14] <brad_sydney> well he wouldnt exactly "stick out" in your memory
[17:14] <Padrebear> lol im guessing we will never look at cherios the same again
[17:14] <dreamstar> wash in vinegar
[17:14] <Padrebear> vinegar in the washing smarts
[17:14] <dreamstar> LMFAO!
[17:14] <_Xanadu_> lol every party has cheerios - dont take one into the bathroom for a quickie
[17:14] <SmartsAFK> my mate gave me some clothes (baby ones for my nephew) and i just about vomit cos the smell is so bad
[17:14] <SmartsAFK> kool thanks !!
[17:14] <dreamstar> greaet minds think alike!
[17:14] <_Xanadu_> the baby was smoking?
[17:14] <Padrebear> or put eucalyptus oil in the wash too
[17:14] <brad_sydney> how many packs a day do their babies smoke?
[17:15] <dreamstar> i'm a smoker.. and my kids clothes don't smell like smoke
[17:15] <Padrebear> that they do vinegar is wonderful for lots of things dreamstar
[17:15] <dreamstar> i don't smoke around them though
[17:15] <brad_sydney> maybe cherrio boy smoked as a baby. They say it stunts your growth.
[17:15] <Padrebear> u prolly open every door n window
[17:15] <SmartsAFK> nah she smokes inside
[17:15] <dreamstar> yeh.. i go outside
[17:15] <SmartsAFK> its feral
[17:15] <_Xanadu_> the uterus?
[17:15] <SmartsAFK> her house fool :P
[17:15] <_Xanadu_> oh my bad
[17:16] <dreamstar> it is hey Padrebear.. i use it instead of them crap chemicals..
[17:16] <dreamstar> better on the kids :)
[17:16] <Padrebear> yup
[17:16] <Padrebear> the best way to get spew semll out of sleeping bags too
[17:16] <Padrebear> smell rather
[17:16] <Padrebear> and that i know from experience
[17:16] <dreamstar> this is shamefl.. but if i know i have to pick up abbey.. and i'm going out for a smoke.. i put another shirt on.. and go out have asmoke.. then change when i come back in LOL
[17:16] <dreamstar> then wash my hands
[17:16] <_Xanadu_> id spew if i had to sleep in a sleeping bad
[17:17] <Padrebear> last time i had a dinner made by scouts i went to bed and chucked
[17:17] <dreamstar> lol
[17:17] <dreamstar> bi carb gets rid of smells in the fridge
[17:17] <brad_sydney> yep
[17:17] <dreamstar> my fridge don't get a chance to smell
[17:17] <Padrebear> god bicarb
[17:17] <dreamstar> bt i know from my ex's house
[17:17] <_Xanadu_> so does vanilla
06[17:17] * dreamstar gags
[17:17] <Padrebear> one day my dad mistook it for fizzy sherbert and nearly ate it
[17:18] <_Xanadu_> lol
[17:18] <Padrebear> even though i put a sticker on it sayin do not eat
[17:18] <dreamstar> who in their right mind wold leave spaghetti bog in a saucepan for 6 months?
[17:18] <Padrebear> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
[17:18] <Padrebear> some wierd scientist
[17:18] <brad_sydney> i stitch pockets in my pillows and put vanilla in the pockets. Nothing like laying down to sleep and smelling fresh vanilla.
[17:18] <dreamstar> and cheese paste sittin in a saucepan on the bench for jst as long
[17:18] <dreamstar> smelt like a fart when we opened it
[17:18] <_Xanadu_> ewwww thats gross
[17:19] <dreamstar> yeh\
03[17:19] * brad_sydney changes topic to '<|D-X|> brad_sydney yes it lived to bite ur dick another day <dreamstar> it's goin down.. nice <Maverick20> he said my sucking was bad <dreamstar> jesus christ.. i'm in trouble if i start spreading <brad_sydney> im picturing you on the toilet<dreamstar> smelt like a fart when we opened it'
[17:19] <Padrebear> i do that with my bras brad.. the ones that have the extra pockets for push up slut boobs.. i put lil vanilla things in em
[17:19] <dreamstar> and one fella left sweat marks on the walls from where he sat at his comp 24/7 drinking coke and eating tomato sauce
[17:19] <Padrebear> cheese paste is gross enough
[17:19] <brad_sydney> OMG EEWW
[17:19] <_Xanadu_> there is no room in my bras for that kinda stuff
[17:19] <Padrebear> how anyone can eat that crap i dunno
[17:19] <dreamstar> oh.. the things that group got up to 
[17:19] <dreamstar> pissed in a barrel for months..
[17:19] <dreamstar> collecting it
[17:20] <dreamstar> out in the back yard
[17:20] <brad_sydney> WHAT THE FUCK
[17:20] <dreamstar> hung a goat to the clothes line
[17:20] <Padrebear> yuk what did he do... shove a meat pie in his gob and then spay sauce on it
[17:20] <brad_sydney> one way to deal with the water shortage i guess ...
[17:20] <dreamstar> they're sick fucks!
[17:20] <Padrebear> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[17:20] <_Xanadu_> and you dated this guy how long?
[17:20] <dreamstar> no no.. this is his friends
[17:20] <brad_sydney> 6 inches
[17:20] <_Xanadu_> ok sometimes you do have to hold ppls friends against them
[17:20] <dreamstar> yes
[17:20] <dreamstar> i still do 
[17:20] <brad_sydney> a guys friends are a reflection on him, kal. 
[17:21] <dreamstar> after one put dog shit in my sons cot
[17:21] <Padrebear> too bad if he was in canberra in winter and hadda go fer a pis... he'd go out theback flop it out and it would freeze
[17:21] <dreamstar> he nearly died
[17:21] <brad_sydney> Its a HUGE indicator.
03[17:21] * Duracell^Bunny is now known as Duracell^BunnyAway
[17:21] <Padrebear> ewww how would it be to go around with a frozen dick full of pee
[17:21] <dreamstar> i lost it.. thew a table at him.. 
[17:21] <dreamstar> chased him downt the road
[17:21] <brad_sydney> i would have killed him
[17:21] <dreamstar> throwing glas bottles
[17:21] <Padrebear> yeah i would have too
[17:21] <dreamstar> i threw the entire cot ot
[17:21] <dreamstar> out
[17:21] <dreamstar> sick fuck he was
[17:21] <brad_sydney> fucking hell some guys have no idea at all 
[17:22] <dreamstar> nope
[17:22] <Padrebear> you would have to u can never get pooh smell out of a cot
[17:22] <dreamstar> ones that walk arond with their knives
[17:22] <brad_sydney> people are the worst kind of animal
[17:22] <dreamstar> all into medievel shit
[17:22] <Padrebear> whats worse brad is these are the blokes that are fathers to kids all over the place that will inevitably end up on some kind of benefit cos they know no different
[17:23] <brad_sydney> sometimes i hear about these people and thing that, evolutionary wise, these are the genes that "won" the race to reproduce. What fucking genetic material failed?
[17:23] <Padrebear> medieval shit is ok but i draw the line at bondage stuff and D&s where i have known that ppl have been locked in cupboards etc
[17:23] <_Xanadu_> i prefer my bondage to be of the modern variety
[17:24] <Padrebear> i mean fer shit sake how can u be totally sane when u have to ask some wierd fuck if its ok if u go to the toilet
[17:24] <dreamstar> yeh
[17:24] <dreamstar> odd
[17:24] <dreamstar> very
[17:24] <dreamstar> luckily. sperm donor isn't like them
[17:24] <Padrebear> i'd say to him come with me and i'll close the toilet seat on ure dick seehow u like it
[17:24] <Padrebear> lol
[17:24] <dreamstar> he works.. doesn't stink..
[17:24] <dreamstar> is tidy
[17:25] <dreamstar> just likes to play puter games and smoke pot..
[17:25] <brad_sydney> I met a girl at a sm club, took her home, she left me a note in the kitchen the next morning saying "See you later, let you a little something in the bathroom." Twas a pair of sperm stained panties. 
[17:25] <brad_sydney> I know i never signed on for that shit
[17:25] <brad_sydney> who in their right mind thinks thats hot?
[17:25] <dreamstar> yuck
[17:26] <dreamstar> like umm.. wrapping yourself in glad wrap
[17:26] <dreamstar> LOLOL
[17:26] <dreamstar> yeh.. one chick i know does that
[17:26] <dreamstar> another likes to piss in others drinks
[17:26] <dreamstar> and watch them drink it
[17:26] <dreamstar> ok ok.. so i got a laugh out of that at the time..
[17:26] <dreamstar> cuz this fella was a creep..
[17:26] <dreamstar> a sicko
[17:26] <brad_sydney> oh fuck ive had a chick piss on me because she assumed i was into WS. 
[17:26] <dreamstar> liked to watch kids
[17:26] <brad_sydney> oh thats fucked right there.
[17:26] <dreamstar> yep
[17:27] <dreamstar> he's in jail now thanks to s
[17:27] <dreamstar> us
[17:27] <brad_sydney> good
[17:27] <dreamstar> i'm waitin for him to get out and come after me!
[17:27] <brad_sydney> kal, if he does let me know i'll drive up there and beat the breath out of him.
[17:27] <dreamstar> hehe ok
[17:27] <dreamstar> aww.. Tyler just brought in a teddy and wanted me to kiss it.. how sweet
[17:27] <dreamstar> LOL
[17:28] <brad_sydney> awww
[17:28] <dreamstar> LOL
[17:28] <brad_sydney> he's feeling better now?
04[17:28] <dreamstar> It's a big rabbit that stu gave him
[17:28] <dreamstar> yep he's all better.. sorta.. still a lil turd.. bt seems to have recovered
[17:28] <brad_sydney> hahaah
[17:28] <brad_sydney> cool
[17:29] <dreamstar> i can smell gas
[17:29] <brad_sydney> okay i've gotta get gone. Have a good night ppls, take care. 
[17:29] <brad_sydney> See yas
02[17:29] * Quits: brad_sydney (~bradsydne@CPE-121-216-31-132.nsw.bigpond.net.au) (Quit: gone)
[17:29] <Padrebear> i have to get my nephew something for his birthday
[17:29] <dreamstar> yeh.. i got tyler's today
[17:29] <Padrebear> what the hell do u get a 10 yr old kid who has adhd
[17:29] <dreamstar> umm..
[17:29] <_Xanadu_> ritalin?
[17:29] <Padrebear> nah he has no reaction to ritalin
[17:29] <Padrebear> they tried it
[17:29] <dreamstar> how bad ishe?
[17:30] <Padrebear> umm bad
[17:30] <Padrebear> imagination off with the fairies
[17:30] <dreamstar> oh.. ok.. so nothing dangerous
[17:30] <dreamstar> nothing heavy
[17:30] <dreamstar> paint?
[17:30] <dreamstar> watercolours?
[17:30] <dreamstar> my ex has adhd
[17:30] <Padrebear> as for his behaviour every second phrase is im gonna kill u or cut u with knives
[17:30] <dreamstar> hmm..
[17:30] <dreamstar> nothing works??
[17:30] <SmartsAFK> good smack on the arse? lol
[17:30] <dreamstar> poor kid :(
[17:30] <Padrebear> i know what i would do
[17:30] <Padrebear> exactly a good swifty with my boot
[17:31] <Padrebear> 2 days into a new school here in brissie and he was suspended for a week
[17:31] <dreamstar> oh god.. i gotta be there in half hour
[17:31] <dreamstar> and kids aren't even dressed
[17:31] <Padrebear> because he said he was gonna puch some teacher until she bled like a whore
[17:31] <SmartsAFK> LOL
[17:31] <SmartsAFK> omg!
[17:31] <Padrebear> yeah
[17:31] <SmartsAFK> u better hurry dreamy
[17:31] <dreamstar> yep
[17:31] <dreamstar> no idea what that means
[17:31] <Padrebear> u best go babe have a good one
[17:31] <SmartsAFK> or dont go.. HAHA
[17:31] <dreamstar> i'll jst be late
[17:31] <Padrebear> lol
[17:31] <dreamstar> lol
[17:32] <dreamstar> only family
[17:32] <Padrebear> i need a drink what should i have
[17:32] <dreamstar> they look down on us anyways
[17:32] <dreamstar> i should to
[17:32] <Padrebear> scotch or vodka
[17:32] <dreamstar> but i gotta drive
[17:32] <SmartsAFK> so stay with us!!
[17:32] <SmartsAFK> were better lol
[17:32] <dreamstar> LOL
[17:32] <dreamstar> they have food..
[17:32] <dreamstar> i don't wanna cook
[17:32] <dreamstar> perfect
[17:32] <dreamstar> lol
[17:32] <Padrebear> they have cherios lol
[17:32] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHAHA
[17:32] <dreamstar> er.r.. i dobt it
[17:32] <dreamstar> to 'cheap' for th em
[17:32] <Padrebear> im gonna pewk every time i look at cherios or frankfurters now
[17:33] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHHAHAHHA
[17:33] <dreamstar> LOLOL
[17:33] <dreamstar> imagine how i felt
[17:33] <Padrebear> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pass
[17:33] <SmartsAFK> yeh i actually feel like vomiting now haha
[17:33] <Padrebear> all im thinkin of is who the hell is gonna get it out if it breaks in there
[17:33] <dreamstar> LOL
[17:33] <Padrebear> be fucked if some man is gonna suck it out ewwwwwww
[17:34] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHHAHAHA
[17:34] <Padrebear> i wouldnt even wish that on matt
[17:34] <_Xanadu_> use a pair of tongs?
[17:34] <SmartsAFK> vaccumm cleaner
[17:34] <SmartsAFK> HAHA
[17:34] <Padrebear> rofl
[17:35] <Padrebear> new name for toy
[17:35] <Padrebear> suckie suckie
[17:35] <dreamstar> well if its attatched to his body...
[17:35] <SmartsAFK> LOL
[17:35] <dreamstar> no need to worry 
[17:35] <dreamstar> wont get up there let alone stuck
[17:35] <Padrebear> lol
[17:35] <SmartsAFK> ok i need to finish what i started LOL and dreamstar has to go get ready
[17:35] <dreamstar> LOL
[17:35] <dreamstar> i am..
[17:35] <dreamstar> kids are dressing eachother!
[17:35] <dreamstar> LOL
[17:35] <SmartsAFK> HAHAHA
[17:35] <dreamstar> i got their clothes]
[17:35] <SmartsAFK> awesome
[17:36] <_Xanadu_> good lord
[17:36] <dreamstar> and tia is dressing abbey.. tyler is dressing ella
[17:36] <dreamstar> team work
[17:36] <SmartsAFK> u trained them well
[17:36] <dreamstar> i know
[17:36] <dreamstar> we all work as a team when we're in a hrry
[17:36] <SmartsAFK> HAHA u mean the kids, while mum chats HAHAHAHA
[17:36] <dreamstar> if we're running late.. i'll make bottles for abbey and tia will make a sandwich for tyler
[17:36] <dreamstar> no no.. i'm usually NOT sitting here when we're off somewhere
[17:37] <dreamstar> LOL
[17:37] <SmartsAFK> lol
[17:37] <Padrebear> me too i need to think about that drink
[17:37] <SmartsAFK> yeh, bbs
[17:38] <dreamstar> ok i'm of.. i gotta get everything else ready now LOL
[17:38] <dreamstar> cya's!
[17:38] <dreamstar> cheerio!
[17:52] <_Xanadu_> haha
[17:57] <_Xanadu_> bah i should get ready to go out to dinner i guess
[18:04] <SmartsAFK> haha yeh
03[18:04] * SmartsAFK is now known as SmartGirL22
[18:17] <BigGirlsBlouse> i have to go shopping for a bath :/
[18:18] <BigGirlsBlouse> as we no longer have one
[18:19] <SmartGirL22> awwwww
[18:19] <SmartGirL22> if it makes u feel better, neither do we ;(
[18:21] <BigGirlsBlouse> do you have a shower?
[18:22] <SmartGirL22> yup
[18:22] <BigGirlsBlouse> we dont, the shower was over the bath :/
[18:22] <BigGirlsBlouse> the tub was cracked so dave pulled it out this morning, now we have a big hole
[18:22] <SmartGirL22> oh damn :(
[18:23] <BigGirlsBlouse> and hes turned the water off, so we dont have loo or kitchen water either atm
[18:23] <SmartGirL22> damn! so hes a busy boy today! lol
[18:23] <_Xanadu_> i love love love my new silver shoes
[18:24] <SmartGirL22> got a pic??
[18:24] <BigGirlsBlouse> yup, cos im gonna want that water on tonight
02[18:24] * Quits: dreamstar (~dreamstar@60-240-21-178-nsw-pppoe.tpgi.com.au) (Read error: Operation timed out)
[18:26] <SmartGirL22> maybe not eh bri? lol
[18:27] <_Xanadu_> cinubg
[18:27] <_Xanadu_> coming
[18:27] <SmartGirL22> oh kool!! haha
[18:29] <_Xanadu_> http://s38.photobucket.com/albums/e137/Brionys/?action=view&current=silvershoes.jpg
01[18:31] <|D-X|> such a dirty floor bri
01[18:31] <|D-X|> go sweep it :P
[18:32] <_Xanadu_> its not dirty ya dumbass
[18:32] <SmartGirL22> ohh ffs someone would think i was on fucking dial up
[18:33] <Athame> lol I am
[18:33] <_Xanadu_> lol
[18:33] <Athame> fucking bigpond has limited me
[18:33] <SmartGirL22> lol
[18:33] <SmartGirL22> very nice bri!!!
[18:34] <_Xanadu_> i likey them 
[18:34] <_Xanadu_> $25 - show bargain
[18:34] <SmartGirL22> kool!
[18:37] <Padrebear> im goin there tomorrow :( but YAY overtime for 4hrs
03[18:37] * Duracell^BunnyAway is now known as Duracell^Bunny
[18:39] <Duracell^Bunny> hey sexybear
[18:39] <_Xanadu_> where ya going tomorrow?
[18:39] <Padrebear> i am gonna shag that bunny senseless
[18:39] <Padrebear> ekka
[18:40] <Padrebear> but im working it for 4 hrs so double time and a half here i come
[18:40] <SmartGirL22> im looken at ya other pics bri.. haha what was the hotel for?? noticed ya's all dressed up
[18:40] <_Xanadu_> ahhhh cool
[18:40] <_Xanadu_> the desperate and dateless ball
[18:40] <SmartGirL22> ahhh ok
[18:40] <Duracell^Bunny> im currentyl caked in sludge and removing a bath Padrebear
[18:41] <_Xanadu_> that was march last year
[18:41] <Padrebear> yeah so i see
[18:41] <Padrebear> poohy boy
[18:41] <SmartGirL22> did u score that nite?
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[18:42] <_Xanadu_> no :(
[18:42] <BigGirlsBlouse> youre gorgeous  bri
[18:42] <SmartGirL22> awwwwwwww :(
[18:42] <_Xanadu_> didnt help that Tyson kept telling ppl i was his wife
[18:42] <SmartGirL22> u looked good!!
[18:42] <_Xanadu_> bastard interfering poof
[18:42] <SmartGirL22> shoulda kicked him in the nuts! lol
[18:43] <_Xanadu_> thanks
[18:43] <BigGirlsBlouse> he was just jealous
[18:43] <BigGirlsBlouse> you woulda pulled all the blokes he fancied
[18:43] <_Xanadu_> lol 
[18:43] <_Xanadu_> suprisingly he cuts our grass more than we cut his
[18:44] <SmartGirL22> brb gotta restart the comp
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[18:44] <BigGirlsBlouse> i always wanted a gay best friend... then i met dave :P
[18:44] <Athame> hahhaha you females are after the wrong kinda guys then
[18:45] <BigGirlsBlouse> its like having a gay best friend with benefits ;P
[18:45] <Duracell^Bunny> :P
[18:45] <_Xanadu_> is now Away [out to dinner] cCc-Bot Ve® 5.2 
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[18:51] <SmartGirL22> ok! cam is all set up lol
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[18:53] <SmartGirL22> lol
[18:53] <SmartGirL22> its hard with a laptop GRR
[18:54] <BigGirlsBlouse> :(
[18:54] <SmartGirL22> wonder if we have blutac.. mite try attatch it to the wall.. BAHAHAHA
[18:56] <Athame> helium balloons
[18:56] <SmartGirL22> lol
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[19:02] <SmartyGettenWet> shower, bbd
[19:02] <SmartyGettenWet> bbs
[19:02] <Padrebear> lol
[19:02] <Padrebear> waits for bonnie to pee herself
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[19:28] <alli> evening :)
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[19:35] <Padrebear> hey alli
[19:35] <Padrebear> how u goin
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[19:37] <alli> tired
[19:37] <alli> u
[19:42] <Padrebear> bout the same
[19:42] <Padrebear> really indecisive about things at the moment
[19:42] <Padrebear> dunno what i want to do
[19:42] <alli> about what
[19:42] <Padrebear> whether to eat to drink
[19:42] <Padrebear> whether i wanna watch tele or pc
[19:43] <alli> lol
[19:43] <Padrebear> been this way all day lol
[19:43] <Padrebear> this is what i think it means to have a bludge day
01[19:43] <|D-X|> alli dr who eps with the pop quizez
[19:44] <alli> im watchin it
01[19:44] <|D-X|> oh :P
[19:44] <alli> again
[19:44] <alli> lol
01[19:44] <|D-X|> Beatles isnt it?
01[19:44] <|D-X|> damn
[19:44] <alli> cant remember
01[19:44] <|D-X|> its Elvis
01[19:44] <|D-X|> :/
01[19:44] <|D-X|> I thought I knew that one
01[19:45] <|D-X|> im soo not used to two monitors.. I thought my browser was closed
04[19:47] <alli> hey stu do u know they are getting to replace martha
[19:47] <alli> besides the runaway bride for a few eps
01[19:48] <|D-X|> martha isnt in it anymore?
[19:48] <alli> she is
[19:48] <alli> but not as much as she was in it this season
[19:48] <alli> have u seen the episodes
01[19:49] <|D-X|> ive seen 4episodes :P
[19:49] <alli> oops
[19:49] <alli> im sorry
01[19:51] <|D-X|> you know he has cancer dont you?
[19:52] <alli> who
01[19:52] <|D-X|> the actor who plays the doctor
[19:52] <alli> OMG
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[19:52] <alli> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:52] <Sazzle> yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
01[19:52] <|D-X|> lol Sazzle
[19:52] <alli> hey Sazzle
01[19:53] <|D-X|> not a good call
[19:53] <alli> :(
[19:53] <alli> he is so cute too
[19:53] <Sazzle> what's the matter Alls?
01[19:53] <|D-X|> he is doing a xmas special episode with kylie minogue as well
01[19:53] <|D-X|> thats how i found out
[19:53] <alli> david tennant has cancer
04[19:53] <alli> yeah i know stu
[19:53] <Sazzle> does he?
01[19:53] <|D-X|> ill find the article alli
[19:53] <alli> ok
[19:53] <Sazzle> how did you find out?
01[19:54] <|D-X|> oh hang on
01[19:54] <|D-X|> he doesnt
01[19:54] <|D-X|> it was his mother
01[19:54] <|D-X|> :P
[19:54] <alli> woohoo
[19:54] <alli> he is a hottie
[19:55] <Sazzle> oh bloody hell
[19:55] <Sazzle> what a knob
[19:55] <alli> who is
01[19:55] <|D-X|> me :P
04[19:55] <Sazzle> Stu
01[19:55] <|D-X|> i stuffed up in the news
[19:55] <Sazzle> of course
01[19:55] <|D-X|> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,10221,22169810-10229,00.html?from=public_rss
01[19:56] <|D-X|> I think I killed my gmail 
04[19:57] <Sazzle> Stu how did you read that and not gather it was his mother?
01[19:57] <|D-X|> i was tired?
[19:57] <Sazzle> did you just read the words David and Cancer?
01[19:57] <|D-X|> and read two articles that were very simular
[19:57] <Sazzle> still
[19:57] <Sazzle> you need to read a bit more
01[19:57] <|D-X|> god your abit bitchy today
[19:58] <Sazzle> you're
[19:58] <Sazzle> and I am like that everyday
01[19:58] <|D-X|> no you didn't correct 
[19:58] <Sazzle> when it comes to you
01[19:58] <|D-X|> smartgirl
01[19:58] <|D-X|> so fuck you
[19:58] <Sazzle> because I like her
01[19:58] <|D-X|> if you dont like me tell me to fuck off?
01[19:58] <|D-X|> dont be a bitch
[19:59] <Sazzle> I'd never tell you to fuck off
[19:59] <Sazzle> am not vulgar like you