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<?php	# This is the XML data, which would be grabbed from the SQL `content` column.	$xml = "<wrapper><title>Test</title><body>This is some body, lolz!</wtf></body>";		$parse = xml_parser_create();	xml_parse_into_struct($parse, $xml, $values);	xml_parser_free($parse);		$size = count($values);		# Assign all of the variables!	for ($i = 0; $i < $size; $i++) {		$lower = strtolower($vals[$i]["tag"]);		$$lower = $vals[$i]["value"];	}		# Viola!	echo $title;	echo $body;?>