<LordHydronium> "The only known members were Prince Xizor, Underlord of Black Sun, and presumably his uncle and niece Savan."
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<ErikPflueger> Hmmmm?
<LordHydronium> I don't like the phrasing of that..
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<The4dotelipsis> Heh heh heh.
<Havac> Not at all.
<The4dotelipsis> "She's my daughter"
<The4dotelipsis> *SLAP*
<The4dotelipsis> "She's my sister."
<The4dotelipsis> *SLAP*
<The4dotelipsis> "She's my daughter"
<The4dotelipsis> *SLAP*
<LordHydronium> "She's made of people!"
<LO|Hereish> Eh?
<The4dotelipsis> "She's my sister...AND MY DAUGHTER!"
<ErikPflueger> LOL. Where's that from anyway, Dot?
<LordHydronium> I mean..."She's a sled!"
<The4dotelipsis> I don't want to ruin the film for anyone.
<LordHydronium> She's Keyser Soze?
<The4dotelipsis> "She's Earth all along!"
<LordHydronium> She sinks in the end.
<The4dotelipsis> "She hated Rebecca!"
<LO|Hereish> Incest?
<LordHydronium> She's a man.
<LordHydronium> Wait, that's a real one.
<The4dotelipsis> Yeah....
<ErikPflueger> Coke on, Havac, what about Mystique already?
<LO|Hereish> Damn southern hicks
<ErikPflueger> *come
<The4dotelipsis> No, Coke was better.
<ErikPflueger> LOL
<LO|Hereish> I'll coke on.
<LordHydronium> She was dead THE ENTIRE TIME. O_O
<Havac> Mystique? If she shifted into something not scaly.
<ErikPflueger> Aw, maaaan
<LO|Hereish> Well yeah...
<ErikPflueger> I;'d do her scales and all
<LordHydronium> Plus, she blew up the train, is afraid of water, and is living in the present day.
<The4dotelipsis> She's Ra's Al Ghul!
<ErikPflueger> She was actually Darth Sidious!
<Havac> She's Luke's father!
<LordHydronium> She gets rabies and they shoot her.
<jSarek> . . . and it all comes full circle.
<ErikPflueger> She actually sends Roland back to the beginning again
<The4dotelipsis> Where she's going she doesn't need...roads.
<LO|Hereish> You've lost me.
<Havac> Just now?
<The4dotelipsis> Cathy's ghost returned to Wuthering Heights! Now she's going to go out there with her and become a ghost too!
<ErikPflueger> She turned out to be no better than Farmer Jones
<Havac> She's Tyler Durden!
<The4dotelipsis> She's just realised that tomorrow...is another day!
<jSarek> She got shot off the Empire State Building?
<The4dotelipsis> She's just been dreaming!
<The4dotelipsis> She's Nicolass Cage!
<ErikPflueger> She blew up at the end
<LordHydronium> She was there, and she was there, and she was there...
<The4dotelipsis> She was crucified with all the other slaves!
<jSarek> She pokes out her eyes after realizing she married her mother?
<ErikPflueger> LOL
<The4dotelipsis> She was inside the horse!
<LordHydronium> We're going old school.
<The4dotelipsis> INSIDE!
<LO|Hereish> Um...
<jSarek> Everyone dies, and Fortinbras takes over Black Sun?
<The4dotelipsis> She killed her uncle before expiring!
<ErikPflueger> She got beat to death by three girls at the end
<The4dotelipsis> Ah...
<The4dotelipsis> Double Hamlet at once.
<The4dotelipsis> Interesting.
<LordHydronium> She didn't realize that the great empire that would be destroyed was her own.
<ErikPflueger> She IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH!
<The4dotelipsis> "I'll have the Double Hamlet, to go."
<The4dotelipsis> She gets fired from Broadcast News, and reunites with Albert Brooks and William Hurt many years later...or something.
<The4dotelipsis> Wait, she didn't get fired...
<ErikPflueger> She killed Johnny Boz with an icepick
<Havac> She was born by cesarean section and kills Macbeth!
<LordHydronium> She gets a fire extinguisher shoved down her throat, then someone shoots it and it blows up.
<The4dotelipsis> She gets a medal from the President for inventing a few catchy tunes!
<ErikPflueger> She was actually Norman Bates in a wig!
<jSarek> Fire extinguisher? Or SCUBA tank?
<LordHydronium> Right, that.
<LordHydronium> (I've never seen it.)
<Havac> She survived being hung on a chain and runs out but gets shot by the dad from that Urkel show!
<LordHydronium> I'm surprised we took so long to get to Erik's.
<jSarek> I always thought it was the latter, but I suppose it could be the former . . . it's been a while since I saw it.
<ErikPflueger> She gets dropped into Mount Doom and melts
<The4dotelipsis> She gets saved from falling off Mt. Rushmore, and then we see an amusing metaphorical image of a train entering a tunnel!
<ErikPflueger> LOL
<ErikPflueger> She gets electrocuted inside Fort Knox by 007
<The4dotelipsis> She has sex with Richard Burton and Rex Harrison, and then gets bitten by an asp!
<LordHydronium> Who hasn't?
<ErikPflueger> She beats Mesalla in the chariot race
<jSarek> She gets turned to bones, then nothing, by Dr. Serizawa's Oxygen Destroyer.
<The4dotelipsis> Good point.
<The4dotelipsis> Harrison had like...eight wives.
<Havac> She dies when the Ark opens!
<The4dotelipsis> At once, I think.
<ErikPflueger> She dropped into a ravine and got eaten by alligators
<LordHydronium> She betrayed Shiva. :(
<The4dotelipsis> She overthrows Peter Ustinov as Nero!
<Havac> She rides the bomb down onto the target!
<ErikPflueger> Beat yiou!
<LordHydronium> She chose...poorly.
<ErikPflueger> LOL
<The4dotelipsis> HAH HA!
<ErikPflueger> She was stabbed to death and Claudius was decl;ared emperor
<LO|Hereish> Ark?
<The4dotelipsis> She got stabbed by Othello for a really poor reason!
<LordHydronium> You mean smothered?
<The4dotelipsis> Hmm.
<The4dotelipsis> Yes.
<The4dotelipsis> Othello stabbed himself.
<The4dotelipsis> That's right.
<Hobbes15> Well, I've got to go. Later, everyone.
<ErikPflueger> She fell off the monastery bell tower rather than get busted by Jimmy Stewart
<jSarek> She and Dequc, each believing the other has committed suicide, commit suicide themselves.
<The4dotelipsis> By the way, in the 65 Othello, he has a totally bitchin' wrist knife.
<Havac> She gets called on to cover the birth of the panda, get trapped with bears, and Wes Mantooth pulls her to safety! All is well once more!
<LordHydronium> Later Hobbes.
<The4dotelipsis> She's not fit to be a senator! She's not fit to live!
<ErikPflueger> She was sent through the Monolith and transformed into the Star Child
<Hobbes15> Wait- what? I missed a lot.
<jSarek> Speaking of which . . . she and her imaginary tiger go exploring the magical world.
<Hobbes15> Time lag :
<Havac> She and her ex-girlfriend get saved from the zombies when the army pulls up!
<Hobbes15> *:(
<LordHydronium> jSarek: :(
<LordHydronium> And :)
<The4dotelipsis> She killed her husband because the husband was going out with her daughter!!!!
<ErikPflueger> She has her leg replaced with a machine gun/grenade launcher
<LordHydronium> And her arm replaced by a chainsaw.
<ErikPflueger> YEAH!
<Hobbes15> Ah, whatever.
<The4dotelipsis> She works with an Elephant chief of state who has a green suit and a red tie!
<Hobbes15> Later Hydro
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<ErikPflueger> She opened the box
<The4dotelipsis> Her head was inside!
<jSarek> LOL
<ErikPflueger> LOL!
<LordHydronium> She could have saved more.
<Havac> She kills Dumbledore!
<ErikPflueger> LOL!!!
<The4dotelipsis> She was ordered to kill Dumbledore by Dumbledore!
<ErikPflueger> She was lured into biting down on a power line and got crisped
<The4dotelipsis> She blew up Malagarr!
<The4dotelipsis> Oh, wait...
<The4dotelipsis> No one has read Missions.
<LordHydronium> In her anger, she...killed Padmé.
<Muuuuuurgh> I got about 5 copies of Missions books at the used bookstore today.
<ErikPflueger> She shot herself in the temple rather than get captured by the Russians
<LO|Hereish> I have the first Missions book.
<Muuuuuurgh> I got a few pages into #1 before I put it down.
<The4dotelipsis> Oh...
<ErikPflueger> She got killed by partisans and strung up in front of a Milanese gas station
<The4dotelipsis> Heh.
<jSarek> Good job Muuuuuurgh.
<LordHydronium> Erik just spoiled WWII for me. :(
<The4dotelipsis> It does that to most people.
<ErikPflueger> She got an atomic bomb dropped on her
<ErikPflueger> Twice
<The4dotelipsis> She got shot by the Black Hand in Sarajevo.
<jSarek> Hydro: He hasn't told you the end of . . . never mind.
<ErikPflueger> LOL
<Muuuuuurgh> Missions #1 also came with a Chewbacca card.
<The4dotelipsis> She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
<LordHydronium> Don't tell me who wins at Normandy.
<LordHydronium> (It's her, isn't it?)
<ErikPflueger> She flew into the World Trade Center
<ErikPflueger> Awwwww, to soon?
<The4dotelipsis> Kinda.
<LordHydronium> I think this, like her after she was trampled by a pack of antelope, is dying.
<ErikPflueger> My apologies
<The4dotelipsis> She has to go back to the man village!
<The4dotelipsis> Because Sebastian Cabot said so.
<ErikPflueger> She kjilled Thulsa Doom
<The4dotelipsis> She pulls the sword from the stone! She's the king! I mean, queen!
<LordHydronium> She becomes a real boy.
<ErikPflueger> She was killed by her son by Morgana Le Fey
<ErikPflueger> Don't ask
<ErikPflueger> She has had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
<LordHydronium> How odd. I was just looking at this. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Segmented_snake
<The4dotelipsis> She kills her brothers, her nephews...and her wife dies, and she dies at Bosworth Field.
<ErikPflueger> Nice
<The4dotelipsis> Richard III has quite the kill list.
<Havac> She's tortured to death while seeing her dead wife.
<ErikPflueger> She gets shot by Al Neri while trying to catch a fish with the Hail Mary prayer
<LordHydronium> She escapes with the pregnant girl on the boat, then dies.
<LordHydronium> Or wait, she had the baby by then.
<ErikPflueger> She escapes from custody by wearing a cop's face on her face
<Havac> She gets shot by her mole inside the Staties.
<ErikPflueger> And then has Dr. Chilton for dinner
<Havac> She also gets shot by the other mole inside the Staties.
<Havac> She then gets shot by Mark Wahlberg.
<Havac> The Departed is a very versatile movie.
<ErikPflueger> She leaves home and becomes Dirk Diggler
<Havac> She also gets thrown from a window.
<jSarek> She is her own grampa.
<ErikPflueger> I'm sad I got no laughs from the Snakes on a Plane joke
<jSarek> It's been done.
<LordHydronium> Well, she did do the nasty in the pasty.
<ErikPflueger> She turns out to be the Voyager 6 space probe
<jSarek> She sacrifices herself to save the ship from Genesis?
<ErikPflueger> She saves the Earth by getting humpback whales from the year 1986
<jSarek> She blows up the ship to save the crew from teh Klingons.
<jSarek> She doesn't meet God.
<LordHydronium> What does God want with her?
<The4dotelipsis> Why does Phil Collins want to destroy a ship?
<Ozzel> Maybe God isn't out there.
<ErikPflueger> You don;t ask the Almighty for His ID
<Ozzel> Maybe God is in here.
<ErikPflueger> She got caught up in the Nexus and had to live out some silly saccharine Christmas fantasy for decades
<LordHydronium> She targets that explosion and fires.
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<jSarek> She meets the aliens, who turn out to be Vulcans.
<ErikPflueger> She's actually Picard's clone
<jSarek> She freezes time when not kissing the girl because someone decided to cut the romance subplot.
<ErikPflueger> She flies into orbit and turns the world in reverse to save Lois
<LordHydronium> She plays "Earth Angel" on the guitar, then switches over to Johnny B. Goode".
<The4dotelipsis> She wanted to take Eve's place all along!
<LordHydronium> Then she gets hit by lightning and sent back to the Old West.
<LordHydronium> But it's cool, because she ends up with a bitchin' train.
<ErikPflueger> She reappears in a train modified as a time machine!
<ErikPflueger> Dammit
<The4dotelipsis> She is a Jedi. Like her father before her.
<ErikPflueger> OK, I got one...
<jSarek> She tears Mechagodzilla's head off and then throws it into the sea.
<ErikPflueger> She sits with her family in a diner and orders onion rings while playing Journey's :"Don't Stop Believin'"
<The4dotelipsis> She fails to win the Oscar.
<jSarek> Or the Daytime Emmy.
<LordHydronium> She gives the money in her wallet and lets the crooks go. Then her partner gets killed, but that already happened earlier.
<ErikPflueger> She fails to stop the burglar, but then the burglar shoots her Uncle Ben dead
<The4dotelipsis> Meh.
<The4dotelipsis> That was retconned to be the dude from Sideways anyway.
<LordHydronium> She kills Bill.
<ErikPflueger> Oh, well
<ErikPflueger> LOL
<The4dotelipsis> She can't tell this story. But she wants to. So she gets killed.
<The4dotelipsis> What has she done?
<ErikPflueger> She sails off with Elrond and Galadriel to the Undying Lands
<The4dotelipsis> She blows up the bridge by falling on the plunger.
<ErikPflueger> Nice
<The4dotelipsis> She dies in a motorcycle accident.
<jSarek> She shoves the Allspark into Megatron's chest instead of Optimus's.
<ErikPflueger> She dies to save Private Ryan's worthless life
<The4dotelipsis> She wishes to be...an all powerful genie!
<jSarek> She keeps coming and absolutely will not stop until you are dead . . . or until you stick her in a big metal press and crush her.
<Imperialles> Objections? Adressed?
<The4dotelipsis> Yes, on Drake.
<Imperialles> Right.
<jSarek> She goes into the molten metal too, to keep the chip from falling into Cyberdyne's hands.
<The4dotelipsis> I did the descriptions anyway.
<ErikPflueger> She sacrifices herself in the molten metal
<ErikPflueger> Dammit!
<Imperialles> Well, you sort of had to.
<The4dotelipsis> It's a requirement?
<ErikPflueger> She sends John and his girlfriend into a bomb shelter
<Imperialles> Indeed.
<LordHydronium> Sheeeeeee...will always looooove YOOOOOOOOOOU
<Imperialles> Non-described images can be deleted on sight,
<Imperialles> .*
<ErikPflueger> Ouch
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<The4dotelipsis> No, no, no.
<The4dotelipsis> We shall have none of that.
<ErikPflueger> That was too far
<The4dotelipsis> Rule #1 of IRC: No Whitney Houston.
<jSarek> Imp: Is it that hard to describe them, when they're already linked?
<jSarek> He was singing Dolly Parton!
<Imperialles> No, why?
<ErikPflueger> She gets captured in Africa, but goes on to become the ancestor of Alex Haley
<Imperialles> It still has to be done.
<jSarek> Imp: You said they should be deleted on sight, when it's easier to just describe them yourself.
<The4dotelipsis> She gets killed by poachers!
<Imperialles> I'm saying they *can* be deleted on sight per our Image policy.
<jSarek> Ah.
<ErikPflueger> She beats up Regan Machneil to expel the demon, then goes out the window and down the stairs
<ErikPflueger> *MacNeil
<The4dotelipsis> Sheeeeeeee's the Late Show, with David Lettermaaaaaan!
<ErikPflueger> Wow
<jSarek> And heeeeeeeere's Savan!
<The4dotelipsis> Ladies and gentlemen, have you heard about that Medrit Vasur?
<LordHydronium> 4dot says to her, "Stop this now, or your ass will be violently warned."
<LordHydronium> Wait, that happened in this talk page I'm reading.
<ErikPflueger> She gets killed by Captain Willard and says "The horror, the horror..."
<LO|Hereish> Live from New York, she's Saturday night!
<The4dotelipsis> LH: Where's this?
<LordHydronium> Talk:Revelation
<ErikPflueger> She's the nighttime sniffling, sneexing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can rest medicine
<LordHydronium> ""Stop this now, or your ass will be violently warned." Lol, I find it funny that I could report you for swearing..."
<The4dotelipsis> Heh heh heh.
<The4dotelipsis> She's a brand new waffle iron!
<ErikPflueger> She's two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickes , onions on a sesama seed bun
<LordHydronium> "Revelation is a mysterious novel. I know it is boring to wait so I revealed some info."
<jSarek> She's the nighttime, sniffling, sneexing, coughing, aching, "how'd I wake up on the kitchen floor?" medicine.
<ErikPflueger> She's the quicker picker-uppeer!
<The4dotelipsis> She's the only bar with the cookie crunch!
<ErikPflueger> You're soaking in her!
<The4dotelipsis> She's the best a man can get!
<LordHydronium> Don't squeeze her.
<jSarek> Where's the Savan?
<ErikPflueger> There's no wrong way to eat her :P
<The4dotelipsis> She is strong. (Strong)
<ErikPflueger> Bet yo can;t eat just one ofher!
<The4dotelipsis> She is invincible. (Invincible)
<LordHydronium> In her, it's always Friday.
<The4dotelipsis> She is woooooomaaaaaaahn!
<ErikPflueger> Sweet
<jSarek> What would she do for a Klondike Bar?
<The4dotelipsis> She's the funeral home that cares.
<jSarek> She can't believe she ate the whole thing.
<ErikPflueger> She's puink hearts, yellow moon, orange stars, green clovers and blue diamonds
<ErikPflueger> She's loving it!
<jSarek> Silly Savan, Trix are for Killiks!
<ErikPflueger> have it her way!
<LordHydronium> Have her your way/
<The4dotelipsis> She calls out to the man on the street...
<ErikPflueger> LOL
<The4dotelipsis> Sir, can you help me?
<jSarek> Sir, can you help me?
<jSarek> D'oh.
<The4dotelipsis> Think twice.
<ErikPflueger> She stays crispy in milk!
<jSarek> It's another day for you and she in Paradise.
<The4dotelipsis> D'oh!
<ErikPflueger> She's part of this complete breakfast
<LO|Hereish> "Have her you way." should be a slogan for a brothel.
<The4dotelipsis> Think twice.
<LordHydronium> She snaps, crackles, and pops.
<The4dotelipsis> It's just another day with her.
<ErikPflueger> She turns the milk chocolatey
<The4dotelipsis> Her and you in paradise...
<The4dotelipsis> Ding, ding-ding-ding, ding ding ding ding...
* jSarek decides it's time to listen to that song
<The4dotelipsis> In the words of Ron Moody, "Be Back Soon."
<ErikPflueger> Her prices are IN-SAAANE!
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<LordHydronium> Hmm, do we know his name is David? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/David_Land
<ErikPflueger> You're in good hands with her
<jSarek> She's a piece of the rock.
<ErikPflueger> She saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!
<LucidFox> LO|Hereish> have you received the link?
<LO|Hereish> Yeah.
<ErikPflueger> Boy, we got a lot of mileage out of her, didn;t we?
<jSarek> Erik: 45 minutes worth.
<ErikPflueger> We need to save this whole conversation
<ErikPflueger> It is just too funy
<jSarek> Not it!
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<LordHydronium> Eh, it's just a copy/paste.
<LordHydronium> I can do it.