Miscellany

on *:TEXT:*:#:{
  if ($1 == >join) {
    if (!$2) {
      .notice $nick error wrong idiot FUCKING MORON
    }
    else { /join $2
      .notice $nick hi i joined REMEMBER THIS
    }
  }
  if ($1 == >part) {
    if (!$2) {
      .notice $nick error: select a channel for me to part.
    }
    if ($me !ison $chan) {
      .notice $nick error: i'm not currently in $2 $+ .
    }
    else {
      .part $2
      .msg $chan i have parted succesfully
    }
}