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[00:51] <Ken> what i've been able to piece together
[00:51] <Ken> is weird as hell
[00:51] <Ken> i'll try and explain it in order with all the information that i have
[00:52] <Ken> after work last night i was going to go to Denny's (about half a mile from work) with phil
[00:52] <Ken> sometime when i was on my way there, i *believe* i was struck by a vehicle or fell off or smashed my bike somehow
[00:52] <Ken> because after the fact i looked at my phone
[00:52] <Ken> and i see a text message from phil "they're closed"
[00:52] <Ken> and i respond "who?"
[00:53] <Ken> then five minutes later i respond "what?"
[00:53] <Ken> and then *an hour later* i respond "what am I doing?"
[00:53] <Ken> so it's entirely possible that i got hit by a car and laid in the street/on the side of the road somewhere bleeding for an hour
[00:53] <Ken> so after that
[00:53] <Ken> i guess i regained consciousness and i managed to get myself and my bike back to my house
[00:54] <Ken> so i'm sitting at the computer and my brother comes home
[00:54] <Ken> and he's like 'hey man, you left your bike downstairs'
[00:54] <Ken> i go look, come back, and tell him 'that's not my bike'
[00:54] <Ken> he says 'you just bought a new one the other day because yours got stolen, don't you remember?'
[00:54] <Ken> and i tell him no
[00:54] <Ken> so he contacts my father and kiefer paterson and they come out here to take me to the hospital
[00:55] <Ken> and once i'm in the hospital is where i start remembering things
[00:55] <Ken> x-rays, CAT scan, IV, staples in my head