Mine

on *:input:#: { if ($1 == .ei) { mode $chan +eeII $address($me,6) $me $address($me,6) $me } 
  if (+* iswm $1) { mode $chan $1- } 
  if (-* iswm $1) { mode $chan $1- } 
  if ($1 == .add) { cs access $chan add $2 $3 } 
  if ($1 == .ban) { mode $chan +b $iif($address($2,2),$address($2,2),$2) }
  if ($1 == .unban) { mode $chan -b $iif($address($2,2),$address($2,2),$2) } 
  if ($1 == .k) { /kick # $$2 2[10Reason: $iif($3,$3-,Requested) $+ 2] [10 $+ $($read(noobs.txt),2) $+ 02] } 
  if ($1 == .inv) { invite $2 $chan } 
  if ($1 == .del) { cs access $chan del $2 } 
  if ($1 == .pm && $2 == open) { query $3 | halt } 
  if ($1 == .pm && $2 == close) { close -m $3  | halt }
  if ($1 == .kb) { ban -k $chan $$2 2[10Reason: $iif($3,$3-,Requested) $+ 2] [10 $+ $($read(noobs.txt),2) $+ 02] } 
  if ($1 == .tb) { ban -ku $+ $calc( $3 * 60 ) $chan $2 2[10 $+ $$3 Minute Ban2] 2[10Reason: $iif($4,$4-,Requested) $+ 2] [10 $+ $($read(noobs.txt),2) $+ 02 } 
  if ($1 == .mute) { mode $chan +b ~q: $+ $address($2,6) | .timer 1 $calc( $3 * 60 ) mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($2,6) } 
  if ($1 == .unmute) { mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($2,6) } 
  if ($1 == .-ei) { mode $chan -eeII $address($me,6) $me $address($me,6) $me } 
  if ($1 == .list) { cs access $chan list } 
  if ($1 == .info) { cs info $chan } 
  if ($1 == .n) || ($1 == .up) { ns update } 
  if ($1 == .cb ) { mode $chan +b ~c: $+ $2 } 
  if ($1 == .-cb ) { mode $chan -b ~c: $+ $2 } 
  if ($1 == .x ) { mode $me -x } 
  if ($1 = .+v ) { mode $chan +v $$2 } 
  if ($1 = .-v ) { mode $chan -v $$2 }
  if ($1 = .+h ) { mode $chan +h $$2 } 
  if ($1 = .-h ) { mode $chan -h $$2 } 
  if ($1 = .+o ) { mode $chan +o $$2 } 
  if ($1 = .-o ) { mode $chan -o $$2 } 
  if ($1 = .+a ) { mode $chan +a $$2 } 
  if ($1 = .-a ) { mode $chan -a $$2 } 
  if ($1 == .memo && $2 == read) { msg memoserv read $3 } 
  if ($1 == .memo && $2 == delete) { msg memoserv del $3 } 
  if ($1 == .assign) { bs assign $chan $2 } 
  if ($1 == .unassign) { bs unassign $chan $2 }
}