<Phortiphy> that's why you don't have girls?
<SolraBizna> ...lol
<Phortiphy> lol
<SolraBizna> aw, freenode doesn't have hop hats
* SolraBizna gives channel operator status to thermoplyae
<SolraBizna> I'm gonna regret this
<Phortiphy> hop hats?
<thermoplyae> probably
<Phortiphy> whut?
<SolraBizna> mode +h, it's like being an operator but lamer
<Phortiphy> ok
<thermoplyae> i'll wait for another multidimensional joke before i Take Action
<Phortiphy> so +o is operater mode?
<Phortiphy> is taht the same as admin mode?
<SolraBizna> apparently Susan Foreman is some kind of "genius" who actually can't visualize a problem in less than five dimensions
<Phortiphy> sombody answere plz
<Phortiphy> well, that's suxor
<SolraBizna> "It doesn't make sense unless you use D and E!" and Ian's like "...wtf, Susan?"
<Phortiphy> yeah
<Phortiphy> i mean, any genius uses at LEAST 7 dimensions
<Phortiphy> so, is there a diff between operator and admin modes?
<SolraBizna> yes
<Phortiphy> will you tell me?
<Phortiphy> no
<SolraBizna> yes
<Phortiphy> oh
<Phortiphy> tyvm
<thermoplyae> it's on freenode.net actually
<SolraBizna> if thermoplyae were an admin, he could ban you from the *server*
<thermoplyae> lots of information about freenode is on freenode.net, not entirely a coincidence
<SolraBizna> since he's just an operator, he can only ban you from the *channel* :P
<Phortiphy> which is feenode, or just this channel?
<Phortiphy> ok
<Phortiphy> ok
<SolraBizna> thermie: this server doesn't have +q, +a, or +h :/
<Phortiphy> so all the commands are available if you go to the server's site?
<Phortiphy> not available, but you can see them
<thermoplyae> i'm too stupid to actually operate IRC in any efficient manner
<ahuxley> you can pass them out to ppl who you like
<thermoplyae> i know about +b, +v, +o are in user modes and what +t is in channel modes
<Phortiphy> waht are user and channel modes
<ahuxley> like candy
<thermoplyae> look it up on the site
<SolraBizna> +v = voice, +h = half-operator, +o = full-operator, +a = even-more-full operator (channel admin), +q = totally-full operator (channel founder)
<Phortiphy> okey
<SolraBizna> +b = banned, +I = perpetual /invite...
<SolraBizna> I can't remember any others
<ahuxley> how old are you Phortiphy?
<Phortiphy> 14
<Phortiphy> waht's perpetual
<SolraBizna> not surprising :P
<Phortiphy> how old are you solra
<thermoplyae> that's why i warned you with your physics engine joke
<Phortiphy> ?
<Phortiphy> lemmie check that topic...
<SolraBizna> I am...
<SolraBizna> Ouch, arithmetic overload.
<Phortiphy> w8, is this the mapping one or physics one?
<thermoplyae> shut up i wasn't talking to you
<Phortiphy> me?
<SolraBizna> Measuring it in vibrations of cesium-133 was a bad plan.
<thermoplyae> yes you
<Phortiphy> sorry :(
<Phortiphy> how old are you three?
<SolraBizna> Yes. I am 3.
<Phortiphy> plz stop i am asking a serious question
<Phortiphy> actually, nvm
<Phortiphy> because that was a setup to a retort about the age thing
<Phortiphy> but i changed my mind
<Phortiphy> right now, i am here to learn
<Phortiphy> about irc
<ahuxley> to learn?
<SolraBizna> I am somewhere between the ages of 12 and 70, depending on the topic of conversation...
<Phortiphy> and the web in general
<Phortiphy> since you have provided me with ample information
<SolraBizna> for example, I know a few too many television commercial jingles from 1959 to be 12. :|
<Phortiphy> i, and my 163 iq will leave you alone
<SolraBizna> sorry, but your IQ isn't 163
<Phortiphy> shit, shouln'tve brought that up
<Phortiphy> >.<
<SolraBizna> people with an IQ of 163 capitalize their "I"s :P
<Phortiphy> ignore that
<kineticturtle> SolraBizna: I would dispute that
<ahuxley> if you cannot google a FAQ
<thermoplyae> i am proof that iq doesn't mean anything
<Phortiphy> i don't want to get into an argument over it
<Phortiphy> i know that
<ahuxley> its not 163
<kineticturtle> I would not dispute that ^
<Phortiphy> let's agree to disagree
<SolraBizna> Although, to your credit, you used the correct pronoun to refer to yourself when most people would've said "me" :P
<thermoplyae> dispute what
<Phortiphy> and change the subject, thank you very much
<thermoplyae> oh let's not change the subject, you brought it up for attention and now you're gettin git
<kineticturtle> I would dispute that people with IQs of 163 always capitalize their "I"s
<SolraBizna> they don't *never* capitalize their "I"s :P
<kineticturtle> I would not dispute that Phortiphy's IQ is not 163
<Phortiphy> *hits self multiple times*
* Phortiphy has quit ("I feel strangly depressed... maybe i will go flame somone...")
<ahuxley> back in 5?
<thermoplyae> lol internet
<SolraBizna> there, now wasn't that more fun than /kick, thermie? :P
<thermoplyae> it was, but at the expense of scrolling the channel
<SolraBizna> meh, it was too quiet in here ;)
<kineticturtle> man, I wish we still had a Bash board
<kineticturtle> only right now though
<kineticturtle> the feeling will pass
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<SolraBizna> he kinda reminds me of a much younger me
<SolraBizna> you guys should be glad you didn't know me when I was a much younger me
<SolraBizna> actually, some of you did, but be glad none of you connect that person with me >_>
<Wrkncacnter> who?
<SolraBizna> Phortiphy
<ahuxley> back during the Apollo program?
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<Wrkncacnter> since when is thermo an op
<thermoplyae> oh god hux SPOT ON
<thermoplyae> five minutes
<SolraBizna> huxley wins!
<Phortiphy> fuck
<ahuxley> I know the minds of young ppl
<Phortiphy> lawls
<SolraBizna> within 15 seconds, not bad at all, man
<thermoplyae> wrk: since i whined that i couldn't kick phoriphy at will
<Phortiphy> ok, thot you guys were gonna go blabbing it to the pfhorums and get everybody pissed at me
<Phortiphy> i'm sorry
<SolraBizna> I'm too hungry to realize that giving out ops at random to anyone who asks for them is bad :P
<Wrkncacnter> give me ops
<thermoplyae> lol, we thought about it
<SolraBizna> here, cactus, have ops
* SolraBizna gives channel operator status to Wrkncacnter
<Wrkncacnter> heh
<Wrkncacnter> cactus!
<Phortiphy> give me ops
<thermoplyae> where i come from, everyone has ops and people get kicked every 15 minutes or so
<SolraBizna> that's two of four people I have annoying nicknames for
<SolraBizna> next is... turtles
<thermoplyae> it works remarkably well and chat is much more entertaining
* SolraBizna gives channel operator status to kineticturtle
<SolraBizna> and legs isn't here
<Phortiphy> give me ops
<SolraBizna> I don't have an annoying nickname for you, sorry :/
<thermoplyae> i want to see if this actually works
<Phortiphy> "pfhort?" "pfhorty?"
<Phortiphy> fort?
<SolraBizna> those aren't annoying :\
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<thermoplyae> awwwesome
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<ahuxley> hi tl
<SolraBizna> Uh oh, someone with a green hat
<treellama> wtf
<kineticturtle> oh wow
* SolraBizna removes channel operator status from thermoplyae Wrkncacnter kineticturtle
<SolraBizna> >.>
<SolraBizna> <.<
<kineticturtle> I haven't had ops anywhere for quite awhile
* treellama looks cross
<kineticturtle> that was exciting
<SolraBizna> ;.;
<thermoplyae> good thing i used them while i had them
<kineticturtle> haha
<treellama> use it or lose it!
<Wrkncacnter> /ban trellama
<Wrkncacnter> damn
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<thermoplyae> i /remove'd phortiphy
* ChanServ gives voice to Phortiphy
<kineticturtle> spelled it wrong anyway
<thermoplyae> i think that's excusable
<SolraBizna> freenode has a /remove?
<thermoplyae> apparently!
* SolraBizna checks UnrealIRCD
<treellama> sweet really?
<Phortiphy> iff you guys hated me you shold have sead
<Wrkncacnter> yeah i like how it said you "requested" him to leave
<treellama> if and only if
<SolraBizna> wow
<SolraBizna> a feature Freenode has that Unreal doesn't
<thermoplyae> me too
<Phortiphy> I GO ON THE FUCKING WEB TO GET AWAY FROM THE SHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH AT SCHOOL AND THIS HAPPENS! FUCK YOU!
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<SolraBizna> that's gotta violate a law of the universe
<thermoplyae> oh wow
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<Wrkncacnter> wow, we don't deserve anything we have