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alias benchmark {
  var %time = $calc($ticks + 1016),%t
  while ($ticks <= %time) { inc %t }
  if (!$isid) say My silly computer can inc a variable %t times in $calc(1000 - ($ticks - %time)) $+ ms ;(
  else return %t
}

alias benchmark2 {
  var %s = 1  
  var %time = $calc($ticks + 1016),%t  
  while ($ticks <= %time) { 
    var %s = $calc(%s * 2)    
    inc %t 
  }
  if (!$isid) say My silly computer can sequentially double a variable (starting from 1) %t times in $calc(1000 - ($ticks - %time)) $+ ms ;]
  else return %t
}
alias benchmark3 {
  var %s = 1  
  var %time = $calc($ticks + 1016),%t  
  while ($ticks <= %time) {  
    .echo -q $calc(%s * 3.14159)    
    inc %s    
    inc %t 
  }
  if (!$isid) say My silly computer can calculate the circumferance for %t circles with consecutive diameters (starting from 1 and consisting of whole numbers) in $calc(1000 - ($ticks - %time)) $+ ms ;]
  else return %t
}