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on *:TEXT:.aaop:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /cs access # add $2 9999
    /mode # +ao $2 $2
    /notice $2 Congratulations, you're an admin of # with 9999 access.
  }
}


on *:TEXT:.aop:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /cs access # add $2 10
    /mode # +ao $2 $2
    /notice $2 Congratulations, you're an admin of #
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.op:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /cs access # add $2 5
    /mode # +o $2
    /notice $2 Congratulations, you're an operator of #
  }
}


on *:TEXT:.hop:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /cs access # add $2 4
    /mode # +h $2
    /notice $2 Congratulations, you're a half-operator of #
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.v:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /cs access # add $2 3
    /mode # +v $2
    /notice $2 Congratulations, you have a voice in #
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.d:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /cs access # del $2
    /mode # -qaohv $2 $2 $2 $2 $2
    /notice $2 Sorry, You've been deleted from the accesslist in #
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.ki:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /cs kick # $2 Please, leave this channel.
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.b:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /cs ban # $2 I don't want you on this channel right now, sorry.(Banned)
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.i:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /invite $2 #
    /notice $2 You've been invited to #
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.k:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +k $2
    /notice # A key has been set on this channel.
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.l:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +l $2
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.j:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +j $2
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.ir:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +iR
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.q:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +Q
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.m:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +m
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.top:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +o $2
    /notice $2 You got temporary op in #
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.thop:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +h $2
    /notice $2 You got temporary halfop in #
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.tv:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +v $2
    /notice $2 You are temporary voiced in #
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.tqop:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +q $2
    /notice $2 You got temporary founderaccess in #
  }
}

on *:TEXT:.taop:#: {
  if ($chan != #irchelp) {
    /mode # +a $2
    /notice $2 You got temporary adminaccess in #
  }
}