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on *:TEXT:!fortune*:#:{
  var %w $rand(1,5) 
  if (%w == 1) {
    /msg $chan You spin the wheel...
    /msg $chan The wheel stops on.....2KICK!
    /kick $chan $2 
  }
  elseif (%w == 2 ) {
    /msg $chan You spin the wheel...
    /msg $chan The wheel stops on.....2VOICE! 
    /mode $chan +v $2
  }
  elseif (%w == 3 ) {
    /msg $chan You spin the wheel...
    /msg $chan The wheel stops on.....2HALF OP! 
    /mode $chan +h $2
  }
  elseif (%w == 4 ) {
    /msg $chan You spin the wheel...
    /msg $chan The wheel stops on.....2BAN! 
    /mode $chan +b $2 $+ !*@*
  } 
  elseif (%w == 5) {
    /msg $chan You spin the wheel...
    /msg $chan The wheel stops on.....2COOKIE! 
    /describe $chan gives $2 a nice, warm, homemade cookie.
  }
  else {
    /msg $chan You spin the wheel...
    /msg $chan The wheel stops on.....2MILK!
    /describe $chan gives $2 a nice, cold, glass of milk.
  }
}