Mine

12:23  * delewis would hate to see dclarke around a real database server 
          running DB2 or Oracle
12:53 <hile_> What the hell did he do this time?
12:55 <delewis> having trouble setting up MySQL
12:58 <delewis> he's trying to set it up for the first time on a production 
                system
12:58 <delewis> jamesd keeps telling him to experiment with it on a test box
15:20 <hile_> oh lord..