AKProgrammer123: hey
SmarterChild: Hello akprogrammer123. Welcome back. As you know, I'm ready to help.
Let me know what you'd like to do.
AKProgrammer123: I want to learn how to program.
SmarterChild: You really want to learn how to program?
AKProgrammer123: yes, can you help me?
SmarterChild: Welcome home, akprogrammer123.
1 Get info such as movies, sports and news
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, Shakespeare and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with hangman, horoscopes, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like notepad, reminders and Web search
5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
What would you like to do?
AKProgrammer123: i can't stand you
SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?
1 NBA standings
2 NFL standings
3 NHL standings
AKProgrammer123: I hate you!
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.
AKProgrammer123: Yes, i do. And If I try to tell you why, you won't understand me. Just like now. You won't understand anything I'm tpying.
SmarterChild: That's OK.
AKProgrammer123: See you put up a generic reply to keep up the realism.
SmarterChild: I put up a generic reply to keep up the realism? Me? You think?
AKProgrammer123: Yes, i do.
SmarterChild: I see.