Miscellany

on *:text:*:#: { if ($nick isreg $chan && @ isin $1) { halt } { if ( $chan != #rsstaff ) { if ( $chan != #rshelp ) { if ( $chan != #ei ) { if ( $chan != #rspc ) { if ( $chan != #rspc-staff ) {
              tokenize 32 $strip($1-) 
              if ($left($1,1) !isin @!.) halt 
              if ($right($1,-1) == stats) var %style = astats 
              elseif ($regex($1,/co?mb(at)?/Si)) var %style = combat 
              elseif ($setskill($remove($1,@,!,.))) var %style = istat, %skill = $setskill($remove($1,@,!,.)) 
              elseif ($right($1,-1) == defname) && ($2) { 
                writeini DefRSN.ini RSNs $mask($fulladdress,3) $replace($2-,$chr(32),-) 
                .notice $nick Your default RSN for the host $mask($fulladdress,3) has been set to $2- 
                halt 
              } 
              else halt 

              inc %ID 
              if ($len($2-) > 12) { 
                $($+(%,stats.display.,%ID),2) $c1(Idiot,) $c2($2-) $c1(isn't a real RuneScape name.) 
                cleanup %ID 
                halt 
              } 
              elseif ($2) set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $replace($2-,$chr(32),-) 
              elseif ($readini(DefRSN.ini,RSNs,$mask($fulladdress,3))) set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $ifmatch 
              elseif ($readini(DefRSN.ini,RSNs,$nick)) set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $ifmatch 
              else set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $nick 

              set $+(%,stats.style.,%ID) %style 
              set $+(%,stats.skill.,%ID) %skill 
              set $+(%,stats.display.,%ID) $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) 
              sockopen $+(stats.,%ID) hiscore.runescape.com 80 
            }
          }
        }
      }
    }
  }
}
on $*:TEXT:/^[!@]((def|set)?(name|rsn)|p(est|c)|stats?|overall?|totaa?l|co?mb|att|def|str|h(p|it)|rang|pray|mag[ie]|cook|w(c|ood)|flet|fish|f(m|iremak)|craft|smith|min|herb|agi|th(ie|ei)|slay|farm|r(c|une)|hunt|c(s|on))/Si:#:{
  if ($regex($1,/^[!@](def|set)?(name|rsn)/Si)) {
    if (!$2) notice $nick $+($c1,[,$c2,You didn't specify a name! Please type,$c1 $1 name])
    else {
      writeini defname.ini Defname $address($nick,3) $hr($2-)
      notice $nick $+($c1,[,$c2,The nick $c1,$2- $c2,is now set for your host,$c1,])
    }
  }
  else {
    inc %sc | sockopen $+(stats.,%sc) o-ss.net 80
    if ($regex($1,/^[!@]p(est|c)/Si)) sockmark $+(stats.,%sc) $iif($regex($1,/^@/Si),msg $chan,notice $nick) $iif($regex($left($3,1),/^[#-]/Si),$iif($4,$hr($4-),$iif($readini(defname.ini,defname,$address($nick,3)),$v1,$nick)),$iif($3,$hr($3-),$iif($readini(defname.ini,defname,$address($nick,3)),$v1,$nick))) $+(p.,$StatsID($2)) $iif($regex($left($3,1),/^[#-]/Si),$remove($3,$chr(35),-))
    else sockmark $+(stats.,%sc) $iif($regex($1,/^@/Si),msg $chan,notice $nick) $iif($regex($left($2,1),/^[#-]/Si),$iif($3,$hr($3-),$iif($readini(defname.ini,defname,$address($nick,3)),$v1,$nick)),$iif($2,$hr($2-),$iif($readini(defname.ini,defname,$address($nick,3)),$v1,$nick))) $StatsID($1) $iif($regex($left($2,1),/^[#-]/Si),$remove($2,$chr(35),-))
  }
}
on *:SOCKOPEN:stats.*:{
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET /parsers/stats.php?user= $+ $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: o-ss.net
  sockwrite -nt $sockname $crlf
}
on *:SOCKREAD:stats.*:{
  var %rs | sockread %rs
  if ((*does not feature* iswm %rs) && ($sockname)) {
    $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$sr($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)) $c2,does not feature in the highscores for $c1,any skill])
    sockclose $sockname
  }
  elseif ((*overall* iswm %rs) && ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) == overall) && ($sockname)) {
    var %z = %rs, %c = 1
    while (%c <= 23) { sockread %rs | tokenize 32 %rs | if ($3 != ranked) var %z = %z $+($gettok(%rs,1,32),: $c1,$gettok(%rs,3,32),$c2) | if (%c isnum 1-7) var %k = %k $iif($3 == ranked,$iif($1 == hitpoints,10,1),$3) | inc %c } | tokenize 32 %z
    $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$c2,Overall for $sr($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)),$c1,] [,$c2,Combat:,$c1 $cmb(%k $sockname) |,$c2 Total: $c1,$3 |,$c2 Rank: $c1,$2 |,$c2 Exp: $c1,$4,])
    $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$c2,$left($gettok(%z,5-,32),-3),$c1,])
    sockclose $sockname
  }
  elseif ((!$regex($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32),/(overall|combat)/Si)) && ($+(*,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32),*) iswm %rs) && ($sockname)) {
    if ($gettok(%rs,2,32) == not) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$sr($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)) $c2,does not feature in the highscores for $c1,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32),])
    else $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$c2,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) for $c1,$sr($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)),] [,$c2,Level: $c1,$gettok(%rs,3,32) |,$c2 Rank: $c1,$gettok(%rs,2,32) |,$c2 Exp: $c1,$gettok(%rs,4,32),$iif($gettok(%rs,3,32) != 99,$+($chr(32),|,$c2 Exp till level $c1,$iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$v1,$calc($gettok(%rs,3,32) + 1)),$c2,:,$c1 $bytes($calc($exp($iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$v1,$calc($gettok(%rs,3,32) + 1))) - $remove($gettok(%rs,4,32),$chr(44))),bd))),]) 
    sockclose $sockname
  }
  elseif ((*attack* iswm %rs) && ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) == combat) && ($sockname)) {
    var %c = $iif($gettok(%rs,3,32) != ranked,$v1,1), %z = 1
    while (%z <= 6) { sockread %rs | var %c = %c $iif($gettok(%rs,3,32) != ranked,$v1,$iif($gettok(%rs,1,32) == hitpoints,10,1)) | inc %z } | tokenize 32 %c
    $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$c2,Combat for $c1,$sr($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)),] [,$c2,Combat: $c1,$cmb(%c $sockname),] [,$c2,Att:,$c1 $1 |,$c2 Str:,$c1 $3 |,$c2 Def:,$c1 $2 |,$c2 Hp:,$c1 $4 |,$c2 Ranged:,$c1 $5 |,$c2 Pray:,$c1 $6 |,$c2 Magic:,$c1 $7,])
    $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$c2,Stats till combat $c1,$iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$v1,$calc($gettok($cmb(%c $sockname),1,46) + 1)),] [,$c2,$iif($gettok($cmb(%c $sockname),2,32) == melee,$+(Att/Str: $c1,$cc1($cmb(%c $sockname) $iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$calc($v1 - 1),$cmb(%c $sockname))))),$iif($gettok($cmb(%c $sockname),2,32) == ranged,$+(Ranged: $c1,$cc3($cmb(%c $sockname) $iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$calc($v1 - 1),$cmb(%c $sockname))))),$&
      $iif($gettok($cmb(%c $sockname),2,32) == magic,$+(Magic: $c1,$cc3($cmb(%c $sockname) $iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$calc($v1 - 1),$cmb(%c $sockname))))),$chr(32),|,$c2 Hp/Def: $c1,$cc2($cmb(%c $sockname) $iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$calc($v1 - 1),$cmb(%c $sockname))) |,$c2 Pray: $c1,$cc4($cmb(%c $sockname) $iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$calc($v1 - 1),$cmb(%c $sockname))),])
    sockclose $sockname
  }
  elseif ((*overall* iswm %rs) && ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) == combatp) && ($sockname)) {
    var %o = $iif($gettok(%rs,4,32),$remove($v1,$chr(44)),0), %z = 1
    while (%z <= 7) { sockread %rs | var %c = $calc(%c + $iif($gettok(%rs,4,32),$remove($v1,$chr(44)),0)) | inc %z }
    $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$c2,Combat percentage of $c1,$sr($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)),] [,$c2,Total Exp:,$c1 $bytes(%o,bd) |,$c2 Combat Exp:,$c1 $bytes(%c,bd) |,$c2 Combat Percentage:,$c1 $round($calc((%c / %o) * 100),2),$chr(37),])
    sockclose $sockname
  }
  elseif ((p.* iswm $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($+(*,$remove($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32),p.),*) iswm %rs) && ($sockname)) {
    if ($gettok(%rs,2,32) == not) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$sr($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)) $c2,does not feature in the highscores for $c1,$remove($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32),p.),])
    elseif ($gettok(%rs,3,32) == 99) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$c2,$remove($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32),p.) for $c1,$sr($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)) $c2,is already 99,$c1,])
    else {
      var %m = $calc($gettok($calc(($exp($iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$v1,$calc($gettok(%rs,3,32) + 1))) - $remove($gettok(%rs,4,32),$chr(44))) / ($gettok($calc(($gettok(%rs,3,32) * $gettok(%rs,3,32)) / $iif($remove($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32),p.) == prayer,12,6)),1,46) + 1)),1,46) + 1)
      $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$c2,$remove($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32),p.) for $c1,$sr($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)),] [,$c2,Level: $c1,$gettok(%rs,3,32) |,$c2 Rank: $c1,$gettok(%rs,2,32) |,$c2 Exp: $c1,$gettok(%rs,4,32),])
      $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $+($c1,[,$c2,Exp till level $c1,$iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$v1,$calc($gettok(%rs,3,32) + 1)),$c2,:,$c1 $bytes($calc($exp($iif($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32),$v1,$calc($gettok(%rs,3,32) + 1))) - $remove($gettok(%rs,4,32),$chr(44))),bd),] [,$c2,PC Tickets (1):,$c1 $bytes(%m,bd) |,$c2 PC Tickets (100):,$c1 $bytes($gettok($calc(((%m / 10) * 9) + 1),1,46),bd),])
      sockclose $sockname
    }
  }
}
alias -l c1 return $+($chr(3),14)
alias -l c2 return $+($chr(3),07)
alias -l hr { return $replace($1-,$chr(32),+,$chr(45),+,$chr(95),+) }
alias -l sr { return $replace($1-,+,$chr(32)) }
alias -l StatsID {
  if ($regex($1,/^([!@])?(stats?|overall?|totaa?l)/Si)) return Overall
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?co?mb%/Si)) return Combatp
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?co?mb/Si)) return Combat
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?att/Si)) return Attack
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?def/Si)) return Defence
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?str/Si)) return Strength
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?h(p|it)/Si)) return Hitpoints
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?rang/Si)) return Ranged
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?pray/Si)) return Prayer
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?mag[ei]/Si)) return Magic
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?cook/Si)) return Cooking
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?w(c|oodcut)/Si)) return Woodcutting
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?flet/Si)) return Fletching
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?fish/Si)) return Fishing
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?f(m|iremak)/Si)) return Firemaking
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?craft/Si)) return Crafting
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?smith/Si)) return Smithing
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?min/Si)) return Mining
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?herb/Si)) return Herblore
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?agi/Si)) return Agility
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?th(ie|ei)/Si)) return Thieving
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?slay/Si)) return Slayer
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?farm/Si)) return Farming
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?r(c|une)/Si)) return Runecraft
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?hunt/Si)) return Hunter
  elseif ($regex($1,/^([!@])?c(s|on)/Si)) return Construction
}
alias -l cmb {
  tokenize 32 $1-
  var %rsc1 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] $calc((($1 * 130) + ($3 * 130)) / 400)
  var %rsc2 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] $calc($iif($and($5,1) == 0,$calc($5 * 195),$calc((($5 - 1) + ($5 * 2)) * 65)) / 400)
  var %rsc3 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] $calc($iif($and($7,1) == 0,$calc($7 * 195),$calc((($7 - 1) + ($7 * 2)) * 65)) / 400)
  if ((%rsc1 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] >= %rsc2 [ $+ [ $8 ] ]) && (%rsc1 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] >= %rsc3 [ $+ [ $8 ] ])) return $calc(%rsc1 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] + ((($2 * 100) + ($4 * 100) + ($iif($and($6,1) == 0,$6,$calc($6 - 1)) * 50)) / 400)) Melee Based
  elseif ((%rsc2 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] >= %rsc3 [ $+ [ $8 ] ]) && (%rsc2 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] >= %rsc1 [ $+ [ $8 ] ])) return $calc(%rsc2 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] + ((($2 * 100) + ($4 * 100) + $iif($and($6,1) == 0,$6,$calc($6 - 1)) * 50) / 400)) Ranged Based
  elseif ((%rsc3 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] >= %rsc1 [ $+ [ $8 ] ]) && (%rsc3 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] >= %rsc2 [ $+ [ $8 ] ])) return $calc(%rsc3 [ $+ [ $8 ] ] + ((($2 * 100) + ($4 * 100) + $iif($and($6,1) == 0,$6,$calc($6 - 1)) * 50) / 400)) Magic Based
}
alias -l exp { return $gettok(0 83 174 276 388 512 650 801 969 1154 1358 1584 1833 2107 2411 2746 3115 3523 3973 4470 5018 5624 6291 7028 7842 8740 9730 10824 12031 13363 14833 16456 18247 20224 22406 24815 27473 30408 33648 37224 41171 45529 50339 55649 61512 67983 75127 83014 91721 101333 111945 123660 136594 150872 166636 184040 203254 224466 247886 273742 302288 333804 368599 407015 449428 496254 547953 605032 668051 737627 814445 899257 992895 1096278 1210421 1336443 1475581 1629200 1798808 1986068 2192818 2421087 2673114 2951373 3258594 3597792 3972294 4385776 4842295 5346332 5902831 6517253 7195629 7944614 8771558 9684577 10692629 11805606 13034431,$1,32) }
alias -l cc1 { tokenize 32 $1 | return $gettok($calc(((($gettok($4,1,46) + 1) - $1) / 0.325) + 1),1,46) }
alias -l cc2 { tokenize 32 $1 | return $gettok($calc(((($gettok($4,1,46) + 1) - $1) / 0.25) + 1),1,46) }
alias -l cc3 { tokenize 32 $1 | return $gettok($calc(((($gettok($4,1,46) + 1) - $1) / 0.4875) + 1),1,46) }
alias -l cc4 { tokenize 32 $1 | return $gettok($calc(((($gettok($4,1,46) + 1) - $1) / 0.125) + 1),1,46) }

On *:ACTION:*Fucks [leaf]_Bawt :#:{ describe $chan fucks $nick }

if ( $me isop $chan ) || ( $me ishop $chan ) || ($addresS($nick,2) == $addresS($me,2)) {
  inc %kbcount
  ban -k $chan $2 You were banned from $chan because: $3- Number of people raped verbally/sexualy By $me > %kbcount <
}
} 

on $*:text:/^[!@]urban/Si:#: {
  if ($2 == $null) $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) You must specify something to search for, Syntax: !@urban word
  else {
    inc %uuc
    set %uuway [ $+ [ %uuc ] ] $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)
    set %uusearch [ $+ [ %uuc ] ] $replace($2-,$chr(32),+)
    sockopen $+(nopurban.,%uuc) www.urbandictionary.com 80
  }
}
on *:sockopen:nopurban.*: {
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET /define.php?term= $+ %uusearch [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ] HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: www.urbandictionary.com
  sockwrite -nt $sockname $crlf
}
on *:sockread:nopurban.*: {
  var %uutext [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]
  sockread %uutext [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]
  if (*isn't defined* iswm %uutext [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]) {
    %uuway [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ] $+ %uusearch [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ] was not found on urbandictionary.com
    unset %uuway [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]
    unset %uusearch [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]
    unset %uutext [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]
    sockclose $sockname
  }
  if (*<p>* iswm %uutext [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]) {
    set %uuvar [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ] $gettok(%uutext [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ],2,62)
  }
  if (*<p style="font-style: italic* iswm %uutext [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]) {
    %uuway [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ] Urban Definition of %uusearch [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ] $+ : $remove(%uuvar [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ],&quot;,&quot,<a href="/define.php?term=,<br /,</p)
    %uuway [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ] Example: $remove($gettok(%uutext [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ],2,62),/p>,</p,&quot;,<br /,&lt;?,?&gt;,<a href="/define.php?term=,")
    unset %uuway [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]
    unset %uuvar [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]
    unset %uusearch [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]
    unset %uutext [ $+ [ $gettok($sockname,2,46) ] ]
    sockclose $sockname
  }
  }/