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on *:text:!tb *:#:{
  if ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick isop $chan) {
    if ($2 isnum) {
      if ($3 ishop $chan) || ($3 isop $chan) {
        notice $nick Please Do Not Ban My Staff Members!
      }
      else {
        ban -ku $+ $calc($2 * 60) $chan $3 2 3>14[3 $+ $3 Has Been Time-Banned For14 $2 3Minutes!14]3<3>14[3 $+ $4- $+ 14]3<
      }
    }
    elseif ($3 isnum) {
      if ($2 ishop $chan) || ($2 isop $chan) {
        notice $nick 3>14[3Please Do Not Ban My Staff Members!14]3<
      }
      else {
        ban -ku $+ $calc($3 * 60) $chan $3 2 3>14[3 $+ $3 Has Been Time-Banned For14 $3 3Minutes!14]3<3>14[3 $+ $4- $+ 14]3<
      }
    }
  }
}
on *:unban:#: if ($bnick) .notice $bnick You have been unbanned from $chan
on *:text:!tb *:#:{
  if ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick isop $chan) {
    if ($2 isnum) {
      if ($3 ishop $chan) || ($3 isop $chan) {
        notice $nick Please Do Not Ban My Staff Members!
      }
      else {
        ban -ku $+ $calc($2 * 60) $chan $3 2 3>14[3 $+ $3 Has Been Time-Banned For14 $2 3Minutes!14]3<3>14[3 $+ $4- $+ 14]3<
      }
    }
    elseif ($3 isnum) {
      if ($2 ishop $chan) || ($2 isop $chan) {
        notice $nick 3>14[3Please Do Not Ban My Staff Members!14]3<
      }
      else {
        ban -ku $+ $calc($3 * 60) $chan $2 2 3>14[3 $+ $3 Has Been Time-Banned For14 $3 3Minutes!14]3<3>14[3 $+ $4- $+ 14]3<
      }
    }
  }
}
on *:unban:#: if ($bnick) .notice $bnick You have been unbanned from $chan