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<j4cbo> "verbing weirds language"
<GeekDad> why should the next generations speak our archaic form?
<j4cbo> GeekDad: i've heard about that
<JT> you nub, Turophile
<starshine> <3 verbing nouns, and nouning verbs
<Turophile> j4cbo: Have you seen the cat macro?  "I'm in your dictionary, verbing your nouns"
<JT> knocking nub
<GeekDad> I actually listened to part of one of these lectures.
<GeekDad> the guy was like 72 and had a staff of 12 researching this new form of communication
<j4cbo> then again, i spell out to/too/two/for/you/why in my SMSes even
<Turophile> So do I...
<j4cbo> and capitalize
<Turophile> It terrifies gamers when I jump in with punctuation, grammar...
<Turophile> and sit there unspliting their infinitives.
<Turophile> While gaming.
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<secureT> hi guys
<secureT> today it wasn't a verry good day but could have been worse. But now I have to do some work
<secureT> but once more I found out that most  of us are ignorant
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<secureT> there has come a new patient to the clinic, and I had the feeling he ignores me. Well I don't care but I had the feeling that he didn't ignore the others. Hower I don't care
<Muz> Just like we don't care about the crap you're blithering on about
<secureT> well yes sometimes it's realy better to be careless
<secureT> ohh but there is something that's not crap: today I saw a women who had a sunstroke. But I think these idiots did helped her to get up again and then brought them to her home
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<secureT> But if she realy had a sunstroke she should have lied down and put her legs up.
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<secureT> sometimes I feel like that girl from american pie who always talks crap
<secureT> the girl that is so horny and then married the guy who is the main character
<GeekFetish> We all feel like that, sometimes.
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<xybre> I wonder if women are more likely to cheat on their DO when pregnent.
<xybre> er SO
<secureT> you mean pregnant?
<xybre> uhg, hey look, it's the first line I've typed today give me a break
<secureT> but in reallife I am more like cho seung hui (but I don't stalk after girls and I am not as sick as him I won't make a shooting)
<joshin> xybre: From my experience, they are far less likely.
<joshin> Especially after the "nesting" instinct kicks in.  
<joshin> Being the only male when get together with other families on "playdates" lets me hear far more girltalk than should be allowed by law.
<secureT> well as soon as women has a child  the man plays second fiddle
<joshin> secureT: For a the first 6 months or so
<secureT> and of course when pregnant they are on edge
<joshin> I've lived it twice.  It is a touch tough at times but you get through it.  The man can't do too much to help (especially if the baby is breast fed).
<joshin> Not always. There are good times and bad ones.
<joshin> The 'morning sickness' period is the worst.
<joshin> The last month isn't a picnic either.
<joshin> The middle time generally wasn't too bad.
<secureT> of course but as soon as they feel the baby inside and the feeds are billowed they will be verry much on the edge
<joshin> secureT: And where did you pick up that little tidbit of 'information'
<joshin> because I think it is bullshit unless the woman is an unmarried young woman with no support structure to speak of
<secureT> well I have been clarified as child and I had a book where all these things were descriped
* joshin wonders if secureT has any idea when the woman feels the baby inside
<secureT> and of course from malcom in the middle when lois has become pregnant (but lois isn't a normal women)
<joshin> Right, so you base your knowledge of pregnancy on a sitcom?  
<joshin> Dude...  
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<secureT> lol
<secureT> I just wanted to be funny but malcolm isn't  a sitcom
<joshin> You may want to go correct wikipedia then :"Malcolm in the Middle is a seven-time Emmy-winning,[1] one-time Grammy-winning[1] and seven-time Golden Globe-nominated[1] American sitcom..."
<secureT> yes of course because malcolm has a storry and the jokes are not
<secureT> the jokes does base on the storry and not on the single situations
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<secureT> when malcolm is a sitcom simpsons would be a sitcom too
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<joshin> secureT: Do you base your science knowledge on CSI?
<joshin> Or your survival knowledge on reruns of McGyver?
<secureT> lol I always have to laught when mc Gee and abby are talking crap about PC in navi cis
<secureT> like yes now we hack ourselfes into all servers and then we decrypt all data because we are so cool and wee can decrypt it with our aol instant messenger
<secureT> I never saw mc gyver only when he was part of the simpsons
<joshin> You can't?  Damn...  You suck.
<secureT> lol
<joshin> In AIM you do a "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start" for the decode function.
<joshin> Jeez...
<secureT> o.k. may I should read the booklet or better I call the aol hotline
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<secureT> ++tuuht++ ++thuht++ "aol hotline"
* secureT where is the button to hack all servers of the world?
<secureT> do you realy think a girld can like a man that doesn't has any money?
<secureT> girl=girld
<grub> girld?
<grub> hmm, girldaemon
<grub> nice
<secureT> no I mean a girl
<grub> doesn't matter, all i read was girld :p
<Muisje> wow
<Muisje> dutch stock market got hit pretty badly
<secureT> nono I mean girl ;)
<Muisje> from 549 points to 534
<Muisje> thats 15 points loss, or 2,5 %
<Muisje> Which (is alot for those who don't know anything about dutch stock markets)
<tetsuOS> secureT, sure they can, but the man has to have a huge penis :D
<secureT> my dad has become rich at trading he bought after the 9th 11
<secureT> after the 11 september I mean
<Muisje> Yeah lol
<Muisje> stocks at all time low
<secureT> or the man has to have endurance so he can do it all night long
<secureT> I mean what would be a huge penis for if he is down after 2 minutes
<tetsuOS> sure
<tetsuOS> otherwise he'll have to be willing to perform lots of cunnilingus
<tetsuOS> and anyone can do that
<secureT> or you know after a girl has become childs she looks for a men for her childs. So she gets fucked by a beautiful and then she takes a rich men
<secureT> tetsuOS: yes that's tru
<secureT> true
<joshin> Right, because rich men want to take on a woman and her child...  
<secureT> if I ever ged childs the first thing I'll do is getting a dna test to be sure that that are mine
<tetsuOS> yeah, ugly rich man are :D
<joshin> secureT: I'm sure she'll take the test first
<joshin> tetsuOS: you may want to pay a little more attention to the women that ugly rich men have
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<secureT> but what is the sense of getting a girl that already has childs? I mean it's absolutely sencless I hate stepfathers and stuff like that 4 childs from 4 men
* Muz thinks secureT is prepubescent, immature and incredibly naive
<secureT> I never would vote for a politican that has a women that is 20 years younger then her
<tetsuOS> why not? what does it make yyyou think?
 Muisje Muz Muz_ 
* joshin thinks that Muz is right
<Muz> Heh
<joshin> secureT: Well, in 6 years when you're old enough to vote that might be an issue for you.
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<secureT> well it's like idk it's just not right. I mean why not fuck a 5 year old when you are 25 this would be the same as fucking a 25 year old when you are 45
 Muz Muz_ 
<joshin> Muz, if you find one, let me know.  Please!?!?!
<Muz> joshin, ;)
<tetsuOS> Muz and joshin are bitches
<secureT> does ron paul has any stepchilds or something like that? is he divorced?
<Muz> tetsuOS, what makes you say that?
<joshin> Ron Paul is a nutter.  He's where the loony left meets the wingnut right
<tetsuOS> cause you bitch
<secureT> if he isn't divorced and if I was american I would vote for him
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<tetsuOS> secureT, what is wrong with divorce?
<joshin> tetsuOS: I'm sorry that you think that being rational is bitching
<secureT> no divorcement is good I mean excpecially for the childs it's most times better to grow up without father because they become more intelligent then
<tetsuOS> well, some people just marry the wrong person
<secureT> but if you have stepfathers and stuff like that. This is what I  don't like
<joshin>  /topic <secureT> no divorcement is good I mean excpecially for the childs it's most times better to grow up without father because they become more intelligent then
<secureT> if ron paul e.g. divorces from his wife and then get a other one and the he has many childs from different women
<secureT> that would be what I don't like.
<tetsuOS> secureT, if you have a shitty stepfather, blame your mom, not your divorced father
<secureT> But if you e.g. don't have childs and then get a other women then it would be o.k.
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<secureT> or if you have childs and then get a  other women without having child from the other women that would be o.k. but stepfathers suck
<joshin> secureT: So you have a crappy stepfather then?  Blame your mom.
<secureT> I never had any kind of stepfather or something like that I am just katholic
<tetsuOS> uhmmm secureT , sometimes a divorce is better than a dysfunctional family
<secureT> tetsuOS:  yes of course but having stepfather sucks I am sure (even if I never had any)
<Muz> [16:54] <secureT> no divorcement is good I mean excpecially for the childs it's most times better to grow up without father because they become more intelligent then <- No matter the domestic situation for secureT, he was always destined to be a retard.
<joshin> secureT: So you are sure that having a stepfather sucks and you are sure that women are very on edge when pregnant.  Please enlighten us with more of your wisdom.
<tetsuOS> secureT, divorce is necessary,  I don't like it either, but when someone in the couple just don't want to do anything to make life more bearable to the other, then you don't have a choice but to get divorce
<secureT> well sometimes they will attest that childs without father are getting more intelligent. Like they have attested that older sisters are more intelligent then younger
<secureT> tetsuOS: yes divorcement is o.k.
<Muisje> moo
<tetsuOS> besides there's nothing wrong to be in love with some woman with a child
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<joshin> Muisje: I hear you become what you hate.  That "moo" is very DaveTwo like
<Muisje> Hehe
<Muisje> You obviously have no idea why goat != moo
<xybre> Whoah, did my comment start this conversation?
<Muisje> nah xybre
<Muisje> My moo did :p
<secureT> I mean most times stepfather doesn't likes the childs from there new women
<tetsuOS> that's because he doesn't have childs of his own, maybe
<xybre> Anyway, the basis for asking about pregnant women and cheating, is I know a few right now, and they seem to be weird because they're like "I'm ugly now" and I figured it was possible they would search outside their relationship for reassurance that theyre still attractive. I certainly don't want a prenant chick, I was just curious.
<tetsuOS> he might be jealous
<joshin> xybre: You did unleash the logic demon that is secureT 
<xybre> secureT: the majority of your statements seems strangely biased and nonsensical..
<xybre> joshin: err, lol
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<xybre> I suspect secureT is our personal representative of the TV culture.
<tetsuOS> whatever keeps your woman from bothering  you all the time, it's good :D if it's her child, and not yours, even better, you can go to drink beer and not bother :D
<secureT> well women that are pregnant looking for a men that hoisting the childs with them. But before they are pregnant they are looking for a ment that will make her good childs like they want them
<joshin> xybre: Culture as in bacteria?
<xybre> "looking for a ment that will make her good childs like they want them" <- oh god, my brain asplode
<xybre> joshin: maybe I meant infection come to think of it..
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<secureT> if a women e.g. wants childs with blond hairs she looks for a men with blond hairs . But after that she will look for  a man that can feed her
<Muz> This entire discussion should go online as a testament to secureT being given a Darwin Award
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<tetsuOS> everyone can feed a woman :D
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<xybre> tetsuOS: you're not helping
<joshin> Mine likes to be fed chocolate
<tetsuOS> the problem are the gadgets :P
<xybre> Muz, I'm just hoping in one way that he's 13, so it can be excused..
<Muz> I was never this naive as a 13 year old
<secureT> yes the gadgets the money the big money
<tetsuOS> so, what, women look for big money? what does have to do with survival?
<joshin> "The gadgets... The money, the big big money."  Sounds like a geek tune to me
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<secureT> women that already have childs look for money
* Muisje gives joshin a cookie
<Muz> Ritalin too
<Muz> Speaking of ritalin...
<joshin> :)
<Muisje> Muz, i've been on ritalin
<Muz> I am yet to remain surprised
<joshin> Ok secureT, I think you are pushing the bounds of logic and sanity here.  People are no longer laughing WITH you
<tetsuOS> secureT, there isn't a single woman with childs that only looks for love?
<Muisje> It actually made me more insane, since i had no chance of getting asleep
<Muisje> So, i stopped taking it
<secureT> well however this may sounds like I hate women or something like that.
<xybre> Maybe.. maybe they're 6 year olds.. from .. the philipines.. I'm struggling to justify this behavior..
<joshin> secureT: It more sounds like you've never MET a woman.
>xybre< think a /remove is in order?
<secureT> I mean women are just like us too. But I just said this because someone was asking why pregnatn women does cheat more
<secureT> this could be the reason .
<joshin> secureT: No one said that they did.  xybre was wondering if they might
<tetsuOS> women might cheat more, if they get pregnant and they don't have a stable partner
<tetsuOS> period
<secureT> yes that's what wanted to say(or what they said at TV)
<tetsuOS> and this, only if they are bitches
<joshin> Which is what I said around 1000 lines ago.
<tetsuOS> if they were in love, they wouldn't ever think of doing that
<secureT> nono no women are bitches all women are nice much more nicer then men like joshing because they don't insult other people
<xybre> Its like two badly built Eliza bots.. arguing..
<Muz> Hehe xybre
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<Muz> MegaHAL, trapped in the body of a 7 year old.
<secureT> however I realy like women
<joshin> secureT:           :|
<tetsuOS> I like beer
<Muisje> i like both
<secureT> without beer you can't get women
<tetsuOS> you like goats?
<Muisje> of course you can
<tetsuOS> why is Dave2 silent?
<tetsuOS> he should have said: hawt!
<secureT> but it's easier with beer. @ first the beer makes them more beautiful and beer makes women more horny
<Muisje> tetsuOS, let's worship this moment and enjoy the peace while it lasts
<tetsuOS> Muisje, I miss him :(
<xybre> I can't.. language processor failing..
<Muisje> tetsuOS i can moo at you, if that makes you happy
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<tetsuOS> Muisje, no cow is a replacement for a goat
<Muisje> cows are way better than goats
<Muisje> Atleast cows give delicious milk while goats only give crappy milk
<xybre> How do I save the buffer in irssi, this needs to be saved for future generations to muse over.
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<tetsuOS> Muisje, you can't hate anything that comes from a goat
<Muisje> well
<Muisje> correct me if i'm wrong but i think i just did that 5 min ago?
<Muisje> and i still do (for that matter)
<Muisje> joshin :o
<Muisje> you forgot to -o yourself
<Muisje> you're creeping me out :p
<tetsuOS> learn to love the goat!
<Muisje> not in a lifetime :p
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<joshin> Beer does not make women more horny.  Beer takes away inhibitions.  
<tetsuOS> I like turtles!
<joshin> Teenage Nijna Ones?