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<?php
$socket = fsockopen('irc.swiftirc.net', 6667);
fwrite($socket, "NICK PhpTestBot\r\n");
fwrite($socket, "USER PhpTesTBot 0 * :PhpTestBot\r\n");
fwrite($socket, "JOIN #php\r\n");
fwrite($socket, "JOIN #kiddo\r\n");

while(true)
{
	$line = rtrim(fgets($socket));
	$split = explode(' ', $line);
	if ($split[0] == 'PING')
	{
		fwrite($socket, "PONG $split[1]\r\n");
	}
	if ($split[3] == ':!lol')
	{
		fwrite($socket, "$split[2] :lawl\r\n");
	}
	echo $line . "\n";
}
?>