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on 34*:TEXT:!shoo kitty*:#:{ 
  { part $chan 
  }
}
on 34*:TEXT:!kick*:#:{ 
  { describe $chan kicks $2 in the face
  }
}
on 34*:TEXT:!mouse*:#:{ 
  { msg $chan 4 $nick bounces a mouse on a string infront of $me
  }
}
on 34*:TEXT:!string*:#:{ 
  { describe $chan  bats a ball of string across the floor
  }
}
on 34*:TEXT:!milk*:#:{ 
  { msg $chan  4 $nick gives $me a bowl of milk
  }
}
on 34*:TEXT:!pet*:#:{ 
  { msg $chan  4 $nick picks $me up to pet her
  }
}
on 34*:TEXT:here kitty kitty*:#:{ 
  { describe $chan  walks up to $nick *meow* rubs up against $nick $+ 's leg *purrrrrr*
  }
}
on 34*:TEXT:!pounce*:#:{ 
  { describe $chan pounces on $nick and licks their face
  }
}