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#630610 ·published 2007-07-23 10:22 UTC
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Knaz a australsky strihac ovci su v posledenom kole televiznej sutaze. Na
body je to nerozhodne, o vitazovi ma rozhodnut basen, ktoru maju sutaziaci
zlozit do 5 minut s rymom na slovo "Timbuktoo" (ide o mesto v republike
Mali-Afrika). 

Po 5 minutach vystupil kazatel a zacal prednasat svoj vytvor : 

I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktoo. 

Publikum salelo a knaz bol okamzite favoritom sutaze povazovanym za vitaza. 

Ale iba do chvile nez vystupil so svojim prejavom strihac ovci z Australie: 

When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two......