For those that play the game of golf :
I like swinging
I like the feel of balls in my hand
I love the feel of stiff rod in my palm
I just try to get my ball into the hole
I love sticking my fingers in the hole
I'm just a dork who likes the cart ride
I'm a pansy who likes wearing funny hats
I like having a slave carry my bag
My Plaid pants are always in style
I look important around the rich guys
It should be played while its lightening
I don't play golf
I'm just the drunkard at the clubhouse
Blank vote (a.k.a. "I just want to see the results!")