A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude
>and spotted a guy below. She descended a bit more and shouted,
>"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour
>ago, but I don't know where I am."
>The guy below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately
>30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude
>and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
>"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.
>"I am," replied the guy, "How did you know?"
>"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
>correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is
>I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything,
>you've delayed my trip."
>The guy below responded, "You must be in Management."
>"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
>"Well," said the guy, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
>You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You
>made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people
>beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same
>position you were in before we met but now, somehow, it's my fault.