Remotes

on 1:CONNECT:/ns id 1203027 | /join #novus | /join #bekay | /join #weepee | /join #bumz_rool | /join #dmserv | /join #barr | /join #sals | /join #mirc | /join #exel | /join #valefor's | /join #dustin | /join #itush

on *:TEXT:!beat *:#:{ describe $chan beats $2 over the head with a $3 $+ . }

on *:KICK:#weepee,#bekay,#bumz_rool,#dmserv,#barr:{ /join $chan }

on *:TEXT:!k Pacmoose*:#: {msg $chan /part $chan Haha, you didn't kick me :O}

on *:TEXT:!gratz *:#: { 
  if ($chan == #novus) {halt}
  if ($2 > 99) {halt}
  if ($2 isnum) && ($2 < 99) {
    msg $chan 1,10/5,10°1,10>!! 4Con7gra8tul3ati2ons6 $nick 13on9 $2 $3. 4Now 3go 2get13 $calc($2 + 1) $3 1!!1,10<5,10°1,10\ 
    { halt }
  }
  esleif ($2 == 99) {
  msg $chan 1,10/5,10°1,10>!! 4Con7gra8tul3ati2ons6 $nick 13on9 $2 $3. 4Now 7you're 8the 3master 2of6 $3. 10Go 11get 12that14 $3 cape 1!!1,10<5,10°1,10\ }
}

on *TEXT:!lb2kg *:#: {
  if ($2 isnum) && ($2 > 1) {
    msg $chan $2 Lbs is about equal to $calc($2 / 2.2) Kgs.
    {halt}
  }
  esleif ($2 == 1) {
  msg $chan $2 Lb is about equal to $calc($2 / 2.2) Kgs. }
}

on *TEXT: !kg2lb *:#: {
  if ($2 isnum && ($2 > 1) {
    msg $chan $2 Kgs is about equal to $calc($2 * 2.2) Lbs.
    {halt}
  }
  esleif ($2 == 1) {
  msg $chan $2 Kg is about equal to $calc($2 * 2.2) Lbs. }
}