Mine

on *:text:*:#: {
  if ($me == a-kiko-beater) {
    if ($strip($1) != kiko) && ($strip($3) == flies) && ($strip($7) == bludger.) {
      timera 5 2.4 describe $chan 3defelcts bludger    
    }
    elseif ($strip($1) == kiko) && ($strip($3) == flies) && ($strip($7) == bludger.) {   
      timer 1 1 describe $chan 3hits bludger at reid
      timer 1 4 describe $chan 3hits reid   
      timerb 3 2  echo hi
    }
    elseif ($strip($1) == kiko) && ($strip($3) == deflected) {
      timera off         
      timer 1 2 describe $chan 3moves to bludger
      timer 1 4 describe $chan 3reaches bludger
    }    
    elseif ($strip($1) == the) && ($strip($3) == has) {
      timer1 off       
      timer 1 2 describe $chan 3moves to bludger
      timer 1 4 describe $chan 3reaches bludger
    }     
    elseif ($strip($1) == the) && ($strip($3) == sent) {       
      timer 1 2.4 describe $chan 3moves to bludger
      timer 1 4.6 describe $chan 3reaches bludger
    }
  }
}