Mine

on *:text:*:#:{ 
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == +v)) && (($2 != $null) { mode $chan +v $2 }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == -v)) && (($2 != $null) { mode $chan -v $2- }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == +h)) && (($2 != $null) { mode $chan +h $2 }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == +o)) && (($2 != $null) { mode $chan +o $2 }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == -o)) && (($2 != $null) { mode $chan -o $2 }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == +a)) && (($2 != $null) { mode $chan +a $2 }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == -a)) && (($2 != $null) { mode $chan -a $2 }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == m)) && (($2 == kb)) && ($2 == $null) { .ban -ku120 $chan $2 | /kick $chan $2 banned for 30 mins }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == m)) && (($2 == kb)) && ($2 != $null) { .ban -ku $+ $calc($3 * 60) $chan $2 banned for $3 mins }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == m)) && (($2 == m)) && ($2 == $null) { .ban -u120 $chan ~q: $+ $address($3,5) }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == m)) && (($2 == m)) && ($2 != $null) { ban -u $+ $calc($4 * 60) $chan ~q: $+ $address($3,5)  }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == m)) && (($2 == kb)) && ($2 == $null) {  /kick $chan $2 requested }
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) && (($1 == m)) && (($2 == kb)) && ($2 != $null) { /kick $chan $2 $3- }

}