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random stuff

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·published 2007-07-12 19:11 UTC
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on *:text:!joinscripton:#: {
  if (%onjoinscript [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The on join script for $chan is already on }
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == aturner44)) { 
    set %onjoinscript [ $+ [ $chan ] ] on
    .msg $chan The on join script for $chan is now on. 
  }
}
on *:text:!joinscriptoff:#: {
  if (%onjoinscript [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The on join script for $chan is already off }
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == aturner44)) { 
    set %onjoinscript [ $+ [ $chan ] ] off
    .msg $chan The on join script for $chan is now off. 
  }
}
on $*:TEXT:/^(!part|!gtfo|!leave)/Si:#: {
  if ($nick isreg $chan || $nick isvoice $chan) { notice $nick Sorry $nick to make me leave you have to have op/half-op status. | halt }
  if ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan || $address($nick,2) == $me) {
    .msg $chan Goodbye $chan i enjoyed my stay, i was told to part by $nick $+ .
    /part $chan
  }
}
on *:join:#: { 
  if ($chan == #bots) { halt }
  if ($chan == #bot) { halt }
  if ($nick == |God|Bot|) { halt }
  if ($nick == Eletric_God) {
    msg $chan ATENTIION ELETRIC_GOD has joined $chan $+ , respect Eletric_God as he is my owner ATENTIION
  }
  if ($nick == [-sword-]) {
    msg $chan ATENTIION Aturner44 has joined $chan $+ , respect [-Sword-] as he is a anoying noob:P
  }
  else {
    if (%onjoinscript == off) { halt }
    if ($chan == #80+) { notice $nick Hello and welcome $nick to $chan $+ , i am |ELETRIC|GOD|BOT| | notice $nick If you want to join a clan please pm eletric_god for more information! | halt }
    /notice $nick Hello and welcome $nick to $chan $+ , i am |ELETRIC|GOD|BOT| hello
  }
  on *:part:#: { 
    if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { halt } 
    if ($nick == $me) { halt }
    /notice $nick Thankyou for visiting $chan $+ , please come again.
  }
}
on *:kick:#: { 
  /illegalcheck $1-
  if ($knick == |God|Bot|) { 
    /remini chanlist.ini chans $chan null 
    inc %kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] 
    notice aturner44 I was kicked out of $chan by $nick $+ .
  } 
}
on *:invite:#: {
  if (%kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] >= 5) { notice $nick Sorry $chan is blacklisted | HALT } 
  if (%kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == $null) { set %kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] 0 }
  join $chan
  /msg $chan Hello i am |ELETRIC|GOD|BOT| i have been kicked %kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $+ /5, i can be kicked $calc( 5 - %kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] ) more times.
}
on *:text:!blacklist*:#: {
  /illegalcheck $1-
  set %kickcounter [ $+ [ $2 ] ] 5
  /notice aturner44  $+ $2 is now black listed.
}

on $*:TEXT:/^(!part|!gtfo|!leave|!part Godbot|!gtfo Godbot|!leave Godbot)/Si:#: {
  if ($nick isreg $chan || $nick isvoice $chan) { notice $nick Sorry $nick to make me leave you have to have op/half-op status. | halt }
  if ($chan == #80+ || $chan == #craigs-staff || $chan == #godbot) { notice $nick Lol? make me leave from $chan $+ ! arent you funny! | halt } 
  if ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan || $address($nick,2) == $me) {
    .msg $chan Goodbye $chan i enjoyed my stay, i was told to part by $nick $+ .
    /part $chan
  }
}
on *:text:*:?: {
  if ($nick == bamzooky) { halt }
  if ($nick == Eletric_God { halt }
  if ($1- == !scriptcommands) { halt }
  if ($1- == !fun coms) { halt }
  if ($1- == !runescape coms) { halt }
  if ($1- == !helpfull coms) { halt }
  if ($1- == !ban coms) { halt }
  .msg $nick Please dont PM me i am a bot, thankyou. 
  ignore -u10 $address($nick,2)
  close -m $nick
}
}
on *:text:!blacklist*:#: {
/illegalcheck $1-
set %kickcounter [ $+ [ $2 ] ] 5
/notice eletric_god  $+ $2 is now black listed.
}

}
}
on *:text:*:?: {
.msg $nick Please dont PM me i am a bot, thankyou. 
close -m $nick
}
on *:text:!channels:#: ( 
inc %served 
var %x = 1 
var %op = 0, %hop = 0, %voice = 0, %reg = 0 
while ($me ison $chan(%x)) { 
if ($me isop $chan(%x)) inc %op 
if ($me ishop $chan(%x)) inc %hop 
if ($me isvoice $chan(%x)) inc %voice 
if ($me isreg $chan(%x)) inc %reg 
inc %x
} 
msg $chan I am in $calc(%x - 1) channel $+ (s) I'm op in %op of them. Im Halfop in %hop of them. Im Voice in %voice of them. Im Regular in %reg of them. 
} 
on *:text:World changed to world*:#: {
  if ($nick isreg $chan) { halt }
  .msg |ELETRIC|GOD|BOT| !pestworld $5
  close -m $nick
}

on *:text:!pestworld*:?: {
  .msg #craigs-staff !setcraigs $2
  /close -m $nick
}
on *:action:*slap*trout*:#: {
  inc %trouts
  /describe $chan takes the trout shoves it up you $nick and then kicks him to kindom come $nick finds when he lands on the island his bum hurts then he start humping all the animal and makes a goat/human hybrid $nick - $ord(%trouts) 
}
On $*:TEXT:/^[!@.]setgreet/Si:#: { 
  if ($readini(greets.ini,greets,$wildsite)) { 
    writeini -n greets.ini greets $wildsite $replace($2-,$chr(3),@k,$chr(2),@b,$chr(22),@r,$chr(31),@u,$chr(15),@o) 
    notice $nick $c1(Your greet has been changed to:) $c2 $+ $2-     
  } 
  else { 
    writeini -n greets.ini greets $wildsite $replace($2-,$chr(3),@k,$chr(2),@b,$chr(22),@r,$chr(31),@u,$chr(15),@o) 
    notice $nick $c1(Your greet has been set to:) $c2 $+ $2- 

  } 
} 

on $*:TEXT:/^[!@.]delgreet/Si:#: { 
  if (!$readini(greets.ini,greets,$wildsite)) { 
    notice $nick $c1(You have no greet to delete!) 
  } 
  else { 
    notice $nick $c1(Your greet of:) $c2 $+ $qt($replace($readini(greets.ini,greets,$wildsite),@k,$chr(3),@b,$chr(2),@r,$chr(22),@u,$chr(31),@o,$chr(15)) $+ ) $c1(has been deleted.)  
    remini greets.ini greets $wildsite 
  } 
} 
on $*:TEXT:/^[!@.]viewgreet/Si:#: { 
  if (!$2) && ($right($1,5) == greet) { 
    if (!$readini(greets.ini,greets,$wildsite)) { 
      notice $nick $c1(You have no greet set. Type) $c2(!setgreet <greet>) $c1(to set one.) 
    } 
    else { 
      notice $nick $c1(Your greet is:) $c2 $+ $replace($readini(greets.ini,greets,$wildsite),@k,$chr(3),@b,$chr(2),@r,$chr(22),@u,$chr(31),@o,$chr(15)) 
    } 
  } 
} 
on $*:TEXT:/^[!@.]greets/Si:#: { 
  if (!$2) { 
    notice $nick $c1(Please specify on or off) 
  } 
  if ($nick ishop $chan || $nick isop $chan) { 
    if ($2) { 
      writeini -n greets.ini channels $chan $2 
      notice $chan $c1(Greets for) $c2($chan) $c1(have been turned) $c2($2) $+ $c1(.) 
    } 
  } 
  else { 
    notice $nick $c1(You need to be an op/halfop to use this command.) 
  } 
} 
on *:JOIN:#: { 
  if ($readini(greets.ini,channels,$chan) != off) { 
    if ($readini(greets.ini,greets,$wildsite)) { 
      msg $chan  $+ $+([,$nick,]) $replace($readini(greets.ini,greets,$wildsite),@k,$chr(3),@b,$chr(2),@r,$chr(22),@u,$chr(31),@o,$chr(15)) 
    } 
    else { 
      notice $nick $c1(You have no greet set! Type) $c2(!setgreet <greet>) $c1(to set one.) 
    } 
  } 
} 
on *:action:*huggle*:#: {
  inc %hugz 
  /describe $chan bruttaly murders $nick for hugging him without permision, %hugz noobs owned.
}
on *:TEXT:!autosuggeston:#: { 
  if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The autosuggest script for $chan is already on }
  if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %autosuggest on }
  { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now on }
}

on *:TEXT:!autosuggestoff:#: { 
  if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The autosuggest script for $chan is already off }
  if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %autosuggest off } 
  { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now off }
}

on *:TEXT:!onsuggest:#: { 
  if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The suggestion script for $chan is already on }
  if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %suggest on }
  { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now on }
}

on *:TEXT:!offsuggest:#: { 
  if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The autosuggest script for $chan is already off }
  if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %suggest off } 
  { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now off }
}


on *:TEXT:!suggest *:#: {
  if (%suggest == OFF) { HALT }
  if ($chan == #bots) { HALT }
  writeini -n suggest.ini suggest $chan suggest
  $iif($2 != $null,writeini -n suggest.ini sugest $chan $2,writeini -n suggest.ini sugest $chan No suggestions)
  .msg $chan  $nick has suggested $2- 
  if (%pcwtimer [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) {
    timerpcw off
    timerpcw 0 30 msg $chan The current pestcontrol world is $readini(world.ini,n,pc,$chan) world $readini(suggest.ini,n,sugest,$chan) has been suggested. 
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!pestcontroloff*:#: {
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The pestcontrol script for $chan is already off }
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == aturner44)) { set %pestcontroloffon $+ $chan off }
  { .msg $chan  The pestcontrol script for $chan is now off }
}

on *:TEXT:*!pestcontrolon*:#: {
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The pestcontrol script for $chan is already on }
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
  on *:action:*huggle*:#: {
    inc %hugz 
    /describe $chan bruttaly murders $nick for hugging him without permision, %hugz noobs owned.
  }
  on *:TEXT:!calc*:*: {
    notice $nick [RannServ] Answer: $bytes($calc($replace($2-,k,*1000,m,*1000000,K,*1000,M,*1000000)),bd) $+ 
  }
  on *:TEXT:!autosuggeston:#: { 
    if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The autosuggest script for $chan is already on }
    if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
    if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %autosuggest on }
    { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now on }
  }

  on *:TEXT:!autosuggestoff:#: { 
    if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The autosuggest script for $chan is already off }
    if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
    if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %autosuggest off } 
    { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now off }
  }

  on *:TEXT:!onsuggest:#: { 
    if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The suggestion script for $chan is already on }
    if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
    if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %suggest on }
    { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now on }
  }

  on *:TEXT:!offsuggest:#: { 
    if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The autosuggest script for $chan is already off }
    if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
    if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %suggest off } 
    { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now off }
  }


  on *:TEXT:!suggest *:#: {
    if (%suggest == OFF) { HALT }
    if ($chan == #bots) { HALT }
    writeini -n suggest.ini suggest $chan suggest
    $iif($2 != $null,writeini -n suggest.ini sugest $chan $2,writeini -n suggest.ini sugest $chan No suggestions)
    .msg $chan  $nick has suggested $2- 
    if (%pcwtimer [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) {
      timerpcw off
      timerpcw 0 30 msg $chan The current pestcontrol world is $readini(world.ini,n,pc,$chan) world $readini(suggest.ini,n,sugest,$chan) has been suggested. 
    }
  }

  on *:TEXT:*!pestcontroloff*:#: {
    if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The pestcontrol script for $chan is already off }
    if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
    if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == aturner44)) { set %pestcontroloffon $+ $chan off }
    { .msg $chan  The pestcontrol script for $chan is now off }
  }

  on *:TEXT:*!pestcontrolon*:#: {
    if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The pestcontrol script for $chan is already on }
    if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
    if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == aturner44)) { set %pestcontroloffon $+ $chan on }
    { .msg $chan  The pestcontrol script for $chan is now on }
  }

  on $*:TEXT:/^([!@]setpcw|[!@]setworld)/Si:#:{
    if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == OFF) { HALT }
    if ($chan == #bots) { HALT }
    if ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan || $nick isvoice $chan || $nick == aturner44) {
      writeini -n world.ini pcw $chan pcw
      $iif($2 != $null,writeini -n world.ini pc $chan $2,writeini -n world.ini pc $chan No world set)
      writeini -n world.ini time $chan $ctime
      .msg $chan The pc world has been updated by $nick 
      if (%pcwtimer [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { 
        timerpcw off
        timerpcw 0 30 msg $chan The current pestcontrol world is $readini(world.ini,n,pc,$chan) world $readini(suggest.ini,n,sugest,$chan) has been suggested. 
      }
    }
  }
  on *:TEXT:!show*:#: {
    if ($nick isop $chan || $nick == Eletric_God) { 
      if ($2 == ON) { set %pcwtimer [ $+ [ $chan ] ] on | timerpcw 0 30 msg $chan The current pestcontrol world is $readini(world.ini,n,pc,$chan) world $readini(suggest.ini,n,sugest,$chan) has been suggested. | msg $chan The pcw timer is now enabled. }  
      if ($2 == OFF) { set %pcwtimer [ $+ [ $chan ] ] off | timerpcw off | msg $chan The pcw timer is now disabled. }
    }
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!calc*:*: {
  notice $nick [RannServ] Answer: $bytes($calc($replace($2-,k,*1000,m,*1000000,K,*1000,M,*1000000)),bd) $+ 
}
on *:TEXT:!autosuggeston:#: { 
  if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The autosuggest script for $chan is already on }
  if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %autosuggest on }
  { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now on }
}

on *:TEXT:!autosuggestoff:#: { 
  if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The autosuggest script for $chan is already off }
  if (%autosuggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %autosuggest off } 
  { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now off }
}

on *:TEXT:!onsuggest:#: { 
  if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The suggestion script for $chan is already on }
  if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %suggest on }
  { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now on }
}

on *:TEXT:!offsuggest:#: { 
  if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The autosuggest script for $chan is already off }
  if (%suggest [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == Eletric_God)) { set %suggest off } 
  { notice Eletric_God Suggestions are now off }
}


on *:TEXT:!suggest *:#: {
  if (%suggest == OFF) { HALT }
  if ($chan == #bots) { HALT }
  writeini -n suggest.ini suggest $chan suggest
  $iif($2 != $null,writeini -n suggest.ini sugest $chan $2,writeini -n suggest.ini sugest $chan No suggestions)
  .msg $chan  $nick has suggested $2- 
  if (%pcwtimer [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) {
    timerpcw off
    timerpcw 0 30 msg $chan 14[W4orld14]:4 $readini(world.ini,n,pc,$chan) Set by $nick 14[S14uggested]: (suggest.ini,n,sugest,$chan)$readiniini,n,sugest,$chan) by $nick  
  }
}

on *:TEXT:*!pestcontroloff*:#: {
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { .notice $nick  The pestcontrol script for $chan is already off }
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == off) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == aturner44)) { set %pestcontroloffon $+ $chan off }
  { .msg $chan  The pestcontrol script for $chan is now off }
}

on *:TEXT:*!pestcontrolon*:#: {
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { .notice $nick  The pestcontrol script for $chan is already on }
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { halt } 
  if (($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick == aturner44)) { set %pestcontroloffon $+ $chan on }
  { .msg $chan  The pestcontrol script for $chan is now on }
}

on $*:TEXT:/^([!@]setpcw|[!@]setworld)/Si:#:{
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == OFF) { HALT }
  if ($chan == #bots) { HALT }
  if ($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan || $nick isvoice $chan || $nick == Eletric_God) {
    writeini -n world.ini pcw $chan pcw
    $iif($2 != $null,writeini -n world.ini pc $chan $2,writeini -n world.ini pc $chan No world set)
    writeini -n world.ini time $chan $ctime
    .msg $chan The pc world has been updated by $nick 
    if (%pcwtimer [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) { 
      timerpcw off
      timerpcw 0 30 msg $chan 14[W4orld14]:4 $readini(world.ini,n,pc,$chan) Set by $nick 14[S14uggested]: (suggest.ini,n,sugest,$chan)$readiniini,n,sugest,$chan) by $nick  
    }
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!show*:#: {
  if ($nick isop $chan || $nick == Eletric_God) { 
    if ($2 == ON) { set %pcwtimer [ $+ [ $chan ] ] on | timerpcw 0 30 msg $chan 14[W4orld14]:4 $readini(world.ini,n,pc,$chan)(14[S14uggested]: $chan by $nick | (suggest.ini,n,sugest,$chan)$readiniini,n,sugest,$chan)) Set by $nick   | msg $chan The pcw timer is now enabled. }  
    if ($2 == OFF) { set %pcwtimer [ $+ [ $chan ] ] off | timerpcw off | msg $chan The pcw timer is now disabled. }
  }
}

on $*:TEXT:/^([!@]pcw|[!@]world)/Si:#:{
  if (%pestcontroloffon [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == OFF) { HALT }
  if ($readini(world.ini,n,pcw,$chan)) {
    notice $nick 9 The bot will say the pcw every 30 seconds + Please dont use this command if you use this command if you use it again are warn you and if you use after i warn you will get kicked.
  }
}

on *:kick:#: { 
  /illegalcheck $1-
  if ($knick == |ELETRIC|GOD|BOT|) { 
    /remini chanlist.ini chans $chan null 
    inc %kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] 
    notice Eletric_God I was kicked out of $chan by $nick $+ .
  } 
  on *:invite:#: {
    if (%kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] >= 5) { notice $nick Sorry $chan is blacklisted | HALT } 
    if (%kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == $null) { set %kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] 0 }
    join $chan
    /msg $chan Hello i am |ELETRIC|GOD|BOT| Ask me for my commands and i will tell you or IRC Eletric_God, i have been kicked %kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $+ /5, i can be kicked $calc( 5 - %kickcounter [ $+ [ $chan ] ] ) more times.
  }
  alias k {
    inc %banskicks
    kick $chan $1 You was owned by Eletric_God, you are the %banskicks n00bl3t i have kicked!
  }
  alias kb {
    inc %banskicks
    /mode $chan +b $address($1,2) ?3-
    kick $chan $1 You was owned by Eletric_God, you are the %banskicks n00bl3t i have banned!
  }
  alias tb {
    inc %banskicks
    /mode $chan +b $address($1,2) 
    kick $chan $1 You are timebanned for $2 $+ minutes, OWNED!
    timer 1 $calc($2 * 60) /mode $chan -b $address($1,2) $3-
    timer 1 $calc($2 * 60) /notice $1 You are now unbanned from $chan you better not annoy me again or it is K.B!
  }