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<div style="overflow:auto;height:230px;width:98%;float:center;border:1px solid black;padding-left:.5em;background-color:&#035;000000;">Welcome to my Myspace profile. I go by wossi on the internet, as well as Whopper, whop, burger, or just Colin. I am an...enthusiast (much nicer then saying "geek" which is rather judgemental) born and raised in Wisconsin. I am a vivid programmer, able to write in: C, D, C&#035;, Python, Jython, Perl, Ruby, Java, and perhaps some other languages I've learned over the years. I am also a rather advanced (no, I'm not bragging) HTML editor.
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I am mainly on Myspace for communication between clients so will typically not spend a significant amount of time logged on. However, I will try to reply to queries or messages that one sends to me. If you are trying to leave a comment, think again. Due to the amount of crappy comments I get that do nothing but waste bandwidth on this already bandwidth hogging site, I will have to approve every comment on here every time I log in. I will approve only GOOD comments (by "good" I mean not spam, advertising, offers, free products, profile editors, or any other comments related to the matter). I will also not even bother to read messages that use <a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vZW4ud2lraXBlZGlhLm9yZy93aWtpL25ldHNwZWFr">netspeak</a>. If one can't even bother to use real words or check their spelling, I won't even bother to read what you say. Simple as that.
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Aside from Myspace, I do have my own little places on the web: 
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<a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vY29saW4udGFuLWNvbS5uZXQ=">My website</a>
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<a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vY29saW4udGFuLWNvbS5uZXQvYmxvZw==">My blog</a>
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<a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vY29saW4udGFuLWNvbS5uZXQvd2lraQ==">My wiki</a>
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So with that out of the way, enjoy the profile, and my network of sites. 
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