Mine

on *:TEXT:!check:#:{
  msg $chan I am now scanning your nickname, $nick
  if ($nick isvoice) { msg $chan I have found out you are voiced in $chan }
  if ($nick ishop) { msg $chan I have found out you are halfop in $chan }
  if ($nick isop) { msg $chan I have found out you are op in $chan }
  else { msg $chan Sorry dude, but i guess ur not voiced. }
}