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on *:TEXT:!phat*:#: { 
  var %phat $rand(1,6) 
  if (%phat == 1) { describe $chan gives a 8|\/\/\/| yellow phat1 to $2-  } 
  if (%phat == 2) { describe $chan gives a 4|\/\/\/| red phat1 to $2-  } 
  if (%phat == 3) { describe $chan gives a 9|\/\/\/| green phat1 to $2-  } 
  if (%phat == 4) { describe $chan gives a |\/\/\/| 12blue phat1 to $2-  } 
  if (%phat == 5) { describe $chan gives a 6|\/\/\/| purple phat1 to $2-  } 
  if (%phat == 6) { describe $chan gives a 15|\/\/\/| white phat1 to $2-  } 
}